Scratch Colston off FA WR's, he's signed for 5 yrs/40 mil with 19 guaranteed by the Saints.

Alex Hinshaw given walking papers after previously striking out. Hinshaw's slightly crooked SF hat wanted for questioning.

Cubs Fan on Opening Day. If this is an actress she deserves an Oscar.

Per MLBTR, Agent Ned strikes again and lands the final piece to the their championship puzzle.

Suck it Velez!

Renteria offered 1 million plus hooker to be named later to stay in SF. Not sure about that last part but I would assume it is the same as the Burrell contract. teehee contract "incentives"

you see what i did there?

Retroactive to May 7th, and No Freddy yet. Luckily Vroom in for hilarity in LF.