Al_swearengen

Gibbon Jockey

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* You want a donkey's attention, you bring a fucking pole down between his ears.
* Don't you agree that truth, if only a pinch, must season every falsehood, or else the palate fucking rebels?

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The 2013 Chicago Cubs
Commented on Mets 3, Cubs 2: A Wavin' Wendell Flashback on May 17 2013, 6:56p - 2 replies
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Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:24p - 1 reply
IF ONLY BARNEY SPOKE GERMAN!
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:22p
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Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:22p
"A homer would do the job...but we'd love to get that go-ahead run to the plate"
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:18p
No O
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:14p - 2 replies
I'm constantly blowing my shit on Keith so in the Moreland world
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:14p
Moreland is just trolling me, right now
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:12p - 1 reply
Wellington and Rizzo
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:11p - 1 reply
Cue the Yakitty Sax
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:09p
Looking at that replay, I'm not sure which was stupider in Cubs-Mets history
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:07p - 2 replies
I don't even want the final 3 outs.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:03p - 1 reply
Yep. That'll do.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:02p
And just to liven your spirits, the winner of today's Black Eyed Susan
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 5:01p
How does he get sent if he took a step back to 2nd?
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:58p
Holy fucking shit, dude just got stuck at the plate by Marlon Byrd.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:57p
This is a Big one Pat
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:57p
The Cubs COULD have the tying run on first base IF DeJesus gets a walk here
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:56p - 1 reply
last sentence
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:50p - 2 replies
TWSS
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:48p - 1 reply
KEITH MORELAND: EVERYTHING IS HUGE AND GIGANTIC!!!
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:46p - 1 reply
The day my youngest goes off to college
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:41p
That's true...but here's my wheelhouse on that thing
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:36p - 1 reply
Jags are basically Internet Porn
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:35p
Stretch Singer Grade: B
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:31p - 1 reply
Jags are fun for the first 5k miles
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:30p - 3 replies
facepalm
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:29p
That's half the hitters in the major leagues and 2/3 the pitchers
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:27p
The Cubs are gonna lose on a hit by Ankiel
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:26p - 1 reply
SIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:24p
Darling's just fine in my book
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:24p
Wait, did Soriano's flip-glasses break or did the shades on top of his hat just fall off?
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:23p
FUCK YOU MORELAND
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:21p - 1 reply
DAH!
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:18p - 1 reply
Harper would've crashed into the wall
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:17p - 2 replies
exactly
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:15p
Yeah...that was a really bad tease.
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:13p
Talking about Harvey's potential, the radio guys: "He's Going to Be a Star"
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:13p - 4 replies
Because we've gone back to the future with greggles.
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 4:07p
All in good fun...hehehe
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 3:50p
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Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 3:49p - 1 reply
There's no gambling in the Overflow Thread
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Mets, Friday 5/17, 1:20 CT on May 17 2013, 3:22p - 2 replies
Hawk Harrelson?
Commented on Cubs vs. Rockies Preview, Wednesday 5/15, 7:05 CT on May 15 2013, 7:22p
*their
Commented on Cubs vs. Rockies Preview, Wednesday 5/15, 7:05 CT on May 15 2013, 6:55p
Sitting around waiting for the Hawks start listening to WGN
Commented on Cubs vs. Rockies Preview, Wednesday 5/15, 7:05 CT on May 15 2013, 6:52p - 1 reply
Ryan Dempster is pitching for the BoSox
Commented on Carlos Zambrano Signs With Phillies on May 15 2013, 1:47p - 4 replies
Yes. In fact, you can.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 11:07p - 1 reply
then you must love the Original - aco
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 10:55p - 1 reply
Grade D meat
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 10:51p - 2 replies
Neither am I but I can appreciate the genius
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 10:44p - 1 reply
the...wha...how....
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 10:43p - 1 reply
pretty sure that's just a home game thing
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 10:41p - 2 replies
It's nice...on a night when the Cubs get their noses rubbed in shit
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 10:36p - 1 reply
Whaddup BCBitc---checks score---(O-O)
Commented on First Pitch Thread: Cubs vs. Rockies, Tuesday 5/14, 7:05 CT on May 14 2013, 8:47p - 1 reply
If it wasn't registered....which I don't think it wasn't
Commented on Cubs Launch Wrigley Restoration Website on May 14 2013, 4:39p - 1 reply
WrigleyField.com had not previously been registered?
Commented on Cubs Launch Wrigley Restoration Website on May 14 2013, 3:26p - 3 replies
I'm sure I'm acting like a Puritan in a titty-bar here but
Commented on Extend, Cultivate, Or Dump? A Cubs Exercise on May 14 2013, 3:24p - 1 reply
Not even a tough choice
Commented on Extend, Cultivate, Or Dump? A Cubs Exercise on May 14 2013, 12:31p - 3 replies
THere it is!
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:50p
Moreland has no opinion on the subject.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:48p - 1 reply
Could you imagine the parade of shit that would tromp through the press box
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:45p - 1 reply
6 outs left? No sweat. The Cubs only need 1.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:42p - 2 replies
Dammit
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:11p - 1 reply
I've a good feeling about this outcome.
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:10p - 1 reply
Oh well
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 3:02p
The game is 1/3 complete
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Sunday 5/12, 12:35 CT on May 12 2013, 2:40p
THey lost? Shocking.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 9:30p - 1 reply
Rally time.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 9:29p
It's not about who actually wins, it's about who gets the most votes from the crowd.
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 9:21p - 1 reply
Well.....Day-Lewis performance was fucking amazing
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 9:19p - 2 replies
When Abe Lincoln doesn't win the President's Race
Commented on Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 9:13p - 3 replies
Stillwater?
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:53p
Baby Jesus chose to be born during the middle of the winter
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:49p - 2 replies
BTW...the Nationals are dopeslapping the Cubs #1 starter
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:46p - 3 replies
Disagree
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:44p
The Hawks are pretty close to '86 Bears level
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:42p - 1 reply
Embrace the Winter...make it your friend
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:41p - 1 reply
Whoa! THe BUlls still exist?
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:40p - 2 replies
HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE FUCKING PITCHING COACH?
Commented on Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Nationals, Friday 5/10, 6:05 CT on May 10 2013, 8:34p - 2 replies
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