Sung to the tune of "Mamma Mia" by ABBA - it helps if you just listen to it and read the lyrics along w/ the song

Lyrics by GoldBlooded Copyright 2012

I've been trolled by you since I don't know when

So I made up my mind, it must come to an end

Look at them now, will I ever read?

I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control

There's a fire within my soul

JUST ONE Z and I can start commenting

ONE MORE Z and I forget everything

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Oh oh oh oh -

I'm-a Z Ya

Here they go again

Z Z, who cannot resist a "zed"?

I'm-a Z Ya

Politics again?

Z Z, just another cricket thread

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Yes, I've read through this stuff,

Pissed off atoms are enough

Shift+A, all of these new comments blow

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I'm-a Z ya, fuck this DBD

Z Z, Indian fight with Rishi

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I’ve been angry and sad at the things that you do

I can’t count all the threads that I’ve had to Z through

And when you post, a giant meat picture

I think you know you did not use a header

You know what MRF would prefer

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JUST ONE Z and GB’s trolling can stop

ONE MORE Z and there goes RB’s pchop

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Oh oh oh oh,

I’m-a Z ya,

This airplane shit again?

Z Z, I don’t give two flying fucks

I’m-a Z ya,

Crappy shows again?

Z Z, uh-oh, here comes fiatlux

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Cugel just fell for the Onion

Scootie wants to bone Paul Bunyan

Z Z, wherever did Danzig go?

I’m-a Z ya, a good post today?

Never mind, another Twist photo essay

I’m-a Z ya, should I work today?

Guess not, android games I must play

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I’m-a Z ya, Spazzy’s weatherman

Z Z, four more weeks of no snow

I’m-a Z ya, Bush’s biggest fan

Z Z, fifteen hundred comments mo’

Kodiak broke all his bones

Boomtho bought twenty new phones

Z Z, have I even reached the end?

I’m-a Z ya, getting close to noon

Z Z, two thousand more comments soon.

The DBDs as of late have featured a lot of hatting on the two semi-rival Bay Area baseball teams. Can't we just get along? Can we go one day without bitching and whining over who has more fans in attendance, or who has more World Series rings? Can we?! Both sides of the argument know that the figure that matters most is the mineshaft gap!

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7:45 AM, May 16th, 2010. The world loses the greatest metal singer of all time. Ronnie James Dio passes on from his brief stint on the mortal realm and into the afterlife, where he rocks with his fellow legends and watches over all of us.

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You guys may have noticed that my posts have been getting angrier, and Twist asked me to clear things up. I'm just sharing my story because apparently, people keep asking "what's up with that asshole GoldBlooded?" Since this post is long and significant, I decided to take the time to capitalize. Firstly, you guy should know that I don't normally use the shift keys because I lost my pinky fingers in an horrific Cal Band marching accident. But seriously, here goes nothing...

I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

So, I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the blue she started giving me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

I thought I'd attempt to one-up the rival message board with some pictures I took yesterday afternoon of the SAHPC construction progress. If anyone here is a civil engineer, feel free to explain how far along everything is, because I have absolutely no idea!

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