With many questions floating around about the legitimacy of the Vikings' secondary as well as the injuries that have been hindering Husain Abdullah, Tyrell Johnson, and Jamarca Sanford, the team should consider bringing in a seasoned vet that has proven to be a game-changer.  Who other is there to fill this role than Darren Sharper?

Darren is a five-time Pro bowler.  In the 2010 probowl he started alongside Jared Allen, Kevin Williams, and Adrian Peterson to anchor the NFC team to a nail-biting 34-41 loss.  Mr. Sharper has tallied 63 career INTs, 11 of which were returned for touchdowns.  He has the track record that proves he is a ball hawk with a vengeance and an itch to play again.  Perhaps Darren will fit in nicely with a Pagac-run defensive strike.  

At this point in the season, what do we have to lose?  I say we get after it, yo.

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After signing Dirk to a new deal and the whole Miami Heat fiasco, the Mavericks can become title contenders with just one simple move.  

That move is to sign Tracy Mc-fucking-Grady.  If we can bring him in, Kidd can have another person to dish to that can knock it down.  Our offense will be pumping.  TMAC brings so much to the table.  Experience, athleticism, wit, and charm.  

Don't let us down, Mavericks.  Go out and get McGrady or we might as well not watch the NBA this upcoming season.  Without TMAC, it's inevitable.  The Miami Heat will win the NBA Finals in 2011.

Another player on the roster.  I love the idea of signing a new forward, but I would rather have someone with defensive skills.  Tim Thomas almost has 1000 career 3-pointers, so there is no doubt that he can shoot.  Maybe would could have inked someone a little younger-Thomas is a 12 year vet.  What are your thoughts and comments? 

Here is the link: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap8Gl1G1KMHiLxp.Yfr.uCC8vLYF?slug=ap-mavericks-thomas&prov=ap&type=lgns

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His finger "blew up" last night.  Cuddyer has had a sprained right thumb, dislocated right index finger, and a strained tendon in his left index finger.  Ouch.  Cuddyer stated to Ron Gardy  that he would cut his hand off if he had a saw.  Cuddyer will be examined by a doctor today, and see a hand specialist tomorrow.

With Denard Span out with an inner ear disorder, the Twins have three position bench players. 

That being said, I would not be surprised if a roster change is coming.

Glen Perkins is due back next week, after suffering from left elbow inflammation.

Lets all hope Cuddyer doesn't saw his hand off. =)

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Joe Mauer has shown that he is the future of Twins baseball.  His odd trait of hitting constant home runs is incredible. Lets look at his stats.  

28 games, .414/.500/.838, 11 HR and 32 RBI.

It is obvious that this guy is the best in the Majors.  He is averaging more than an RBI per game, about .40 home runs per game as well.  He even has a SportsCenter commercial, which I note as a huge accomplishment.  Only few people in history have achieved a SportsCenter commercial.  People like Steve Irwin, David Wright, LeBron James, Jorge Posada, and Steve Smith to name a few.  Here is the streaking link: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/We-re-going-streaking-Joe-Mauer-owns-the-spotli;_ylt=At2c5AGXGqzHXp0Cjr_AQNoRvLYF?urn=mlb,167487

That Nelson Cruz guy from the Texas Rangers is kicking some ass, too. He has 7 homers, 5 stolen bases, 14 RBIs, and is hitting .296 on the year. 

One of my dumb ass friends (who is an Indians fan) was arguing that Victor Martinez was the best catcher in the league.  Lets cut to the chase, he isn't better.

Martinez is hitting .348, has 8 homers, and the most RBIs for a catcher, 37.  Mauer, who was sitting out, has 32 RBIs.  I mentioned earlier he is averaging more than one RBI per game.  Even if Mauer gets into a cold streak, Mauer should catch up and pass him easily. 

Mauer for MVP.  Hallejuah, Lord!

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Hey, Twinkie Town.  I was bored so I thought I'd show you something that has been on my mind for awhile.

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NOTE - THE PICTURE ABOVE IS THE REAL SANTA.

The three pictures above consist of Ron Gardenhire, Colonel Sanders, and the real Santa Claus.  You have probably noticed something while viewing these pictures.

THEY ARE ALL THE SAME F****** PERSON! 

• They all have white hair + white beards.
• They all are senior citizens, especially Santa.
• Gardenhire loves food because he's fat, Colonel Sanders like food because he founded KFC, and Santa likes food because he eats the cookies I set out for him every year.
• They all have red, rosy cheeks.

This cannot be a coincidence.  Is the manager of the Minnesota Twins Santa or Colonel Sanders?  I made this fanpost so CNN won't grab hold of the story 1st.  Hopefully, the truth about this mystery will appear, and everyone can all settle down.

Hello fellow Packer fans.  I am Gonzo2, and a Vikings fan.  Because of the lack of officiating common sense, the Vikings will need help going into the playoffs.  I am begging the Packers on my hands and knees to deliver a win to seal our playoff berth. Aaron Rodgers will become my hero tomorrow night.  If the Packers win, I will hate the Bears and Lions more than the Packers.

May the force be with you.

I would like to tell everybody that you guys had a good game.  You guys really played your hearts out.  I was lying in the fetal position after Blackmon returned that punt.  Aaron Rodgers will have an extremely bright future with the Green Bay Packers.  Thanks for the game.

Best wishes,

Gonzo2

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