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      <title>What's the matter with Sanchez? He's (got) a bum (knee)</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/22/1050393/whats-the-matter-with-sanchez-hes</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:41:03 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surely you're aware that &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/357/Freddy_Sanchez" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Freddy Sanchez&lt;/a&gt; left last night's game with a injury to his left knee.&amp;nbsp;I am serious and will&amp;nbsp;call you Shirley.) &amp;nbsp;He's scheduled to have&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/09/22/postgame-notes-mri-for-freddy-sanchez-giants-clinch-no-worse-than-500/#more-2205"&gt;an MRI today according to Baggs.&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; How severe the injury is is critical for a couple reasons:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;It'll likely determine whether Sanchez is done for the season&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It'll likely determine how the team considers their decision about Sanchez for next season&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The team has an $8.1 million option on Sanchez for next season that did not automatically vest because of his PAs or a $600,00 buyout.&amp;nbsp; As Kuip said on KNBR this morning, the &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SFG" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Giants&lt;/a&gt; are probably seriously considering NOT exercising the option now that Sanchez will miss games for the third time in his short stint with the team.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It presents quite the dilema as $8.1 million is a big chunk of change for a guy whose availablility is now in serious doubt.&amp;nbsp; Perhaps the best option is to negotiate a cheaper 1-year deal to give Sanchez a chance to prove he can stay healthy and re-establish his value.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Giants could also decide to give Sanchez his $600,000 and let him walk.&amp;nbsp; Where they might have been previously hesitant to do so before, his injuries give them an excuse to change their mind about keeping him.&amp;nbsp; Either way, they're bound to take a lot of heat for giving up Alderson for 25 games of Sanchez.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Personally, I like Sanchez, but not at $8.1 million.&amp;nbsp; If a cheaper 1-year deal can't be worked out, I'd rather stick Velez there and put that money toward&amp;nbsp;a Bay/Holliday/Crawford type of player.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Comment starter: What would you do and what do you think the Giants will do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <title>Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/17/1034973/was-it-over-when-the-germans</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:12:58 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the umpteenth time this year, there's an "it's over" pessimism sweepting our community.&amp;nbsp; Not to blown sunshine up your collective asses, but how about we not give up quite yet.&amp;nbsp; If there's one thing this year's team has taught us, it's that it's very easy to write them off when they still have a heartbeat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night's game was tough, but as Kuip said, it really wasn't "must win", because that would mean the loss&amp;nbsp;it finished the team's chances.&amp;nbsp; Hardly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Props&amp;nbsp;to&amp;nbsp;i wish we were good and kitspool for figgerin' out that that catching the &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/COL" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Rockies&lt;/a&gt; is feasible:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SFG" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Giants&lt;/a&gt; could go 12-4:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;win 1 of 3 vs LA&lt;br /&gt;win 2 of 3 vs ARI&lt;br /&gt;win 3 of 4 vs CHI&lt;br /&gt;win 3 of 3 vs ARI&lt;br /&gt;win 2 of 3 vs SD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Rockies could so 7-8:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rockies lose 2 of 3 in Arizona&lt;br /&gt;Rockies win 2 of 3 at home against &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SDP" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Padres&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lose 2 of 3 at home against Cards&lt;br /&gt;Win 2 of 3 at home against &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/MIL" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Brewers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lose 2 of 3 in Los Angeles&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As Kruk said last night, the Rockies are leaking oil.&amp;nbsp; Hell, they gave up 22 runs in three games to our stinky offense, so let's stay on this thing.&amp;nbsp; With their surprising success this season, we're playing with house money.&amp;nbsp; I'm all in!&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <title>This will pizz you off: Manny's cool</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/12/1027185/this-will-pizz-you-off-mannys-cool</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:42:49 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since everyone is in a bad mood, I thought I'd just pile on with a little story that'll bum you out even more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A friend of mine from work, who's from LA and a Dodger fan (he's ok though) was in Phoenix on business.&amp;nbsp; He went to an evening D'Backs/&lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/LOS" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Dodgers&lt;/a&gt; game.&amp;nbsp; When he got back to the hotel, he saw &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/174/Manny_Ramirez" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Manny Ramirez&lt;/a&gt; sitting in the hotel lounge area.&amp;nbsp; Manny looked up and saw my friend in his Dodger shirt and gave him a thumbs up.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My friend went over, and almost apologetically, asked Manny if he'd mind signing an autograph for his son.&amp;nbsp; Manny not only said "Sure!&amp;nbsp; No problem!" but he proceeded to chat for a while with my friend.&amp;nbsp; Then he said, "Do you have a camera? We can take a picture if your kid would like that."&amp;nbsp; My friend was bummed and said he left his Iphone in up in his room.&amp;nbsp; Manny said, "Well, go get it...I'll wait."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So my friend goes up to his room, gets his phone and goes back down there and Manny's still there waiting.&amp;nbsp; the problem was that there was no one to take the picture so they hung out and chatted a while and a cocktail waitress comes along and Manny asks her to take the picture.&amp;nbsp; They stand up and Manny puts his arm around my friend's shoulder and she takes the pic.&amp;nbsp; Manny told my friend to check the pic and it was all blurry, so he asked the waitress to take another.&amp;nbsp; That one turned out crappy too, so he had her take 3rd, which turned out well.&amp;nbsp; They chatted a little more and that's the end of the story.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My friend was pretty amazed at how cool Manny was in an era where so many players have no appreciation for the fans.&amp;nbsp; Not only was he more than happy to sign an autograph, but he was happy just to hang out and chat then went above-and-beyond in insisting my friend end up with a picture.&amp;nbsp; I want to hate Manny because he's a Dodger and because he's Manny, but now it's pretty hard after hearing this story...goddamn it!&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <title>Gameday Thread II - fail edition</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/29/1007492/gameday-thread-ii-fail-edition</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:03:23 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SFG" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Giants&lt;/a&gt; are winning...yay!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Goofus can't remember how to link it to the other overflow threads...boo!&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <title>A Call to a McC Vote!</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/27/1004528/a-call-to-a-mcc-vote</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:08:33 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night's home run by Molina was huge, dramatic and, for most of us,&amp;nbsp;utterly and totally unexpected.&amp;nbsp; We were all bitching about Bochy's decision to have Molina up there and when he went 0-2, we all looked right.&amp;nbsp; Little did we foolish mortals&amp;nbsp;know!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Memorable sports moments are even more memorable when they have a simple name that people instantly&amp;nbsp;asscociate with that moment.&amp;nbsp; Cal's "The Play", The Steelers' "Immaculate Reception", The Niners' "The Catch" and The &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SFG" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Giants&lt;/a&gt;' "Shot Heard 'Round The World" are etched in our collective conscience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To properly memorialize Bengie "Big Money" Molina's 2-out, 3-run homer that perhaps ends up being the key moment of the 2009 season, I propose we officially name it. Naturally, since this is McC,&amp;nbsp;it needs a name that's appropriately inappropriate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I put it to you Greg Marmalard and McCoven, can we call it &lt;strong&gt;"The Big Money Shot"?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;h5 class="poll-title"&gt;Henceforth, Bengie Molina's 8th inning home run on August 26, 2009 will be referred to as "The Big Money Shot" &lt;/h5&gt;
  
    
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      &lt;h5&gt;Aye&lt;/h5&gt;
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      &lt;div class="poll_option_percentage" style="display:none"&gt;43%&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>OT: P90X progress</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/13/988558/ot-p90x-progress</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:53:55 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class="link-title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/17/912542/ot-p90x-two-weeks-done"&gt;OT: P90X&amp;nbsp;progress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class="description"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey everone.  Mrs. Goofus, Goofus Jr and I  are now on Day 71 of P90X, which means I'm about 3/4 of the way though.  Been a while since we've discussed it, so I thought I'd start it up again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Who's still doing it?  How's it going?  Anyone start since we last discussed it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My Update:
&lt;br /&gt;Other than switching workouts a couple days (doing cardio stuff is easier when you're traveling than bringing dumbbells), I haven't missed a workout.  I've been happy with my results, epspecially my flexibility, conditioning and tightening mid-section.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The three of us recently went on a trip to Yosemite with a bunch of friends and took on some pretty challenging hikes.  We pretty muched hiked circles around our friends.  My body fat % has gone from about 20% to 15%.  I'm hardly "ripped", but definitely look more fit than when I started.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I mentioned previously about the terrible shape I got in while recovering from a ski crash and how I wanted to get back to where I was before the accdent.  Mission accomplished: I'm now actually in better shape than before the crash, so that's cool.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Only 19 days left, but I'll probably do another 90 days after a week or two off.  It's pretty addicting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Troy Tulowitski - Mr. Amazing</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/11/985457/troy-tulowitski-mr-amazing</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:45:18 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class="link-title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Tulowitzki"&gt;Troy Tulowitski - Mr.&amp;nbsp;Amazing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class="description"&gt;&lt;p&gt;After last night, Troy Tulowitski has cemented a place in baseball history.  As far as I can tell, he's the only player in MLB history to both hit for the cycle (last night) &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; complete an unassisted triple play (4/29/07). On top of that, he's also hit into a triple play (9/12/07).  I swear to god, if this guy took the mound, he'd probably throw a perfect game.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>"We're in this thing!" (with poll)</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/3/973822/were-in-this-thing-with-poll</link>
      <author>Goofus</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:14:31 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;I saw the new &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SFG" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Giants&lt;/a&gt;' commercial yesterday&amp;nbsp; and thought, "That's it!" The Giants have found a catch phrase that we can rally around like "Dustiny" or the Warriors' "We Believe" season.&amp;nbsp; (I'm in marketing, so I dig this stuff.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"We're in the this thing!" brilliantly captures the excitement of being in the post-season chase when pretty much no one was expecting it.&amp;nbsp; It kind of reminds me of "Major League" when they show fans talking about the &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/CLE" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Indians&lt;/a&gt; and how they're not so bad after all.&amp;nbsp; Along with the "I'm in" that they use in the ads, it's a perfect way to capture the groundswell of enthusiasm that's building up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If they haven't done so, the Giants would be smart to make t-shirts that say "We're in this thing!" on the front and "I'm in!" on the back. I'd definitely buy one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So after the 6-1 home, where is the McCoven's mindset?&amp;nbsp; Everyone, take a look at my huge poll!&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      &lt;h5&gt;I'm in!  I'm totally swept up in this and can't wait for each game.&lt;/h5&gt;
      &lt;div class="poll_option_bar"&gt;&lt;span class="vote_count"&gt;187&lt;/span&gt; votes&lt;/div&gt;
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      &lt;h5&gt;I'm in, I guess, but reserve the right to be out.&lt;/h5&gt;
      &lt;div class="poll_option_bar"&gt;&lt;span class="vote_count"&gt;50&lt;/span&gt; votes&lt;/div&gt;
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      &lt;h5&gt;I want to be in, but still need more convincing.&lt;/h5&gt;
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      &lt;h5&gt;I'm out.  This team doesn't have a chance of making the post-season, so I refuse to get caught up in it.&lt;/h5&gt;
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      <title>What's the deal with Velez?</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/2/972863/whats-the-deal-with-velez</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:20:09 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I haven't seen an in depth discussion of the return of Velez.&amp;nbsp; Since being called up, he's actually been contributing to wins.&amp;nbsp; His impressive numbers(211 OPS+) can easily be attributed to small sample size, but to me he looks like an entirely different player.&amp;nbsp; He's playing smarter and with more confidence, both at the plate and in the field.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think the general consensus is that he was a player with some tools but just didn't have an aptitude for the game.&amp;nbsp; Seeing him since he returned, it looks like someone put a new brain in his head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Could it be that Velez could actually be a part of this team on a go-forward basis?&amp;nbsp; If he keeps getting on base like he has been, he could be catalyst at the top of the order and perhaps playing LF.&amp;nbsp; I know people normally like to have a slugger at that position, but I'm reminded of Alan Wiggins (late father of basketball star Candice Wiggins) on the &lt;a href="http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/SDP" class="sbn-auto-link"&gt;Padres&lt;/a&gt; in the 80s, a skinny speedy LF/2B who helped set the table and contributed to a pennant.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The thing the jumps out at me about Velez and makes him so intriguing is his ability to hit the ball hard. He's hardly a slugger, but his game doesn't rely on bloops and seeing-eye grounders like Burriss.&amp;nbsp; Along with his speed, it makes him a hard guy to give up on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what do others think?&amp;nbsp; Is he teasing us with fool's gold or has he perhaps settled down and found himself?&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <title>Funny News</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:54:42 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Funny&amp;nbsp;News&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="source"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Glenn Dicket was on KNBR with Ralph and said his website will become a pay site in September&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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