Hey dere all mah Who Dats, y'all know what I be talkin' 'bout in dat dere subject line now don't ya cher??? Dagonrite ya do.

Lemme axe y'all sumthin', whadd'ya think all us real deal genyoowine cajuns (you can tell by the way I type in my 100% legit cajun accent) gotta do to get Dave to put a merciful end to all dis here recent buffoonery real quick like? Toot sweet, even! Cuz brah, I gotta tell ya, dis here is makin' me wanna shove a damn screwdriver down my throat.

CAN I GET A BY GOD WHO DAT UP IN HERE WITH REGARD TO THE SENTIMENT CONTAINED HEREIN???? You know, cuz I'm all CRAAAAZY and wacky and all.

Oh, and while y'all here, what say we TALK ABOUT ME(!!!!!!!!!) a whole lot mo. Like all the damn time. Incessantly. Where all my peeps at?!?!?!?

Good lord.