Long-suffering Royals fan. Why do I follow so closely a team that constantly destroys my ever-lowering expectations? If the definition of insanity is beating your head against a wall and expecting a different result, why does Willie Bloomquist keep starting in the field? Is Kyle Farnsworth not really a man, but a human-shaped collection of tribal tattoos?

I find that drinking heavily works well to drum these questions from my head.

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