Vacation is over and I’m back in da swamp,
Out in my graveyard on da graves I do stomp,
Wake up my followers, come out of you graves,
Da season done started and some games we can save,

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6′s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  PACKER FANS!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Horn of Ram and tail of sheep,

Put into my pot to make it reek,

Crushed up monkey bones and make a rue,

Come on Pappa Legba I’m callin on you,

Add some spiders and nematoads,

Throw in some carrion from da side of da road,

Pickled pigs feet and some chittlins too,

All this goes into my magical brew,    

Stirred all night by some naked zombie girlz,

While I watch very closely as I add a baby squirrel,

Chunk in some power I got from FDL,

And add a little limburger cheese just for the smell,

Supwam Yeelog Ungawa Bojeezel,

I speak these words as I add two weasels,

Now cook this down from dusk to dawn,

When I cast this spell it will do great harm,

Gonna make dat arm of Bradford fall off,

And Jackson will come down with a cough,

Now dat Amendola in his eyes dis I will rub,

Den in da locker room he will slip in da tub,

Now just to make sure I got their attention,

Brees will throw 2 TD’s to Malcom Jenkins,

So now the Gris Gris Man done busted this spell,

Da Saints will go 13 and 3 again and all will be well,

We can’t win da Super Bowl now every year,

Da shock to da Nation would be too severe,

But we can do what dey all said couldn’t be done,

And dats two Super Bowls back to back we can won!

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  OPPOSING TEAMS, DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

MuHumbo  zowolle umbala kalay,

I place here my pot where dead are layed,

In this witch’s cemetery all flooded and old,

I come here to raise up a dead man his soul,

Ramah of the Jungle I’m callin for you,

You shot many cats and made tiger stew,

Well I’m going on a safari dis coming Sunday,

And some big striped polecats I got me to slay,

So into dis big black cold cloud of death,

I’ll suck their breath right out of their chest,

I’ll pass my dead hand right over their eyes,

Then right through their hands dat football will fly,

All over de quarterback our linebackers will play,

Won’t be much left by de end of da day,

Da Saints will pull on one end and the other I will tug,

At the end of 4 quarters I’ll have me a tiger rug,

So by the bones of old monkeys and turtles and snakes,

And all the dead things lying on the bottom of lakes,

From that thing in your dreams that makes wake in the night,

Your worse dreams will come true when da Saints you gonna fight,

It won’t take but 60 minutes to use up all nine lives,

Den those gators of mine will be eating kitty kat pies.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Down in the bayou where the water is black,

Lives a voodoo man in a little old shack,

He conjures up spells for his New Orleans Saints,

Now they the reigning champs and no longer Aints,

Dem Dallas Cowboys took them to school last year,

Dey broke our streak and to this eye brought a tear,

So da Gris Gris Man for this one has no pity,

He’s conjuring up some voodoo to wreck dat city,

So all you mommas and pappas beware,

Do not let your kids out or at the TV stare,

Come Thanksgiving Day the Saints will prevail,

We sending dem Cowboys somewhere worse den jail,

You think they look like the walking dead now,

I’m gonna make ‘em zombies and to my will they will bow,

All their passes will be slapped back into their faces,

And when they pull their foots out their mouths they will all need braces,

I’m seriously thinking of not letting them get even one score,

GGM’s locking up our goal line like a bank vault door,

Now their defensive ends will fall on their faces,

When Saint Drew Brees throws the ball in all the right places,

Our offensive line will blow them pony riders so far back,

They gonna have to buy some potatoes to even see a sack,

I brewed up a potion so powerful and strong,

When we finish with them they will be wearing our girlfriends thongs,

Now this embarrassment on our national Turkey day,

Will have them wondering if they ever again want to play,

Dey fired Bum jr and I’m wondering who’s next,

I’m thinking about Jerry Jones to get my next hex,

I just might make all that plastic surgery turn sour,

And during this game he’ll age hour by hour,

So old Papa Legba I’m calling on you,

Pass your dead hand over my magic brew,

When I sneak into dat new stadium and spread it thick,

Every Cowboy fan in da land will turn up sick,

It aint gonna be from no rotten bird or dressing,

Gonna be from da spell and around I aint messing,

So FDL and Supa St Jenkins and all da crew if ya going to da game,

Be sure to wear your Saints jerseys so you don’t come up lame,

Dat new stadium is getting all the power I can muster,

The aftermath will look like when dem Indians got hold of Custer!

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  COWBOY  FANS AND DAT COOL LANG COLLINS!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

PS Dat Mrs Collins sure is fine…give her a big wet kiss for the GGM!

Down in the bayou where the water is black,

Lives a voodoo man in a little old shack,

He conjures up spells for his New Orleans Saints,

Now they the reigning champs and no longer Aints,

Dem Dallas Cowboys took them to school last year,

Dey broke our streak and to this eye brought a tear,

So da Gris Gris Man for this one has no pity,

He’s conjuring up some voodoo to wreck dat city,

So all you mommas and pappas beware,

Do not let your kids out or at the TV stare,

Come Thanksgiving Day the Saints will prevail,

We sending dem Cowboys somewhere worse den jail,

You think they look like the walking dead now,

I’m gonna make ‘em zombies and to my will they will bow,

All their passes will be slapped back into their faces,

And when they pull their foots out their mouths they will all need braces,

I’m seriously thinking of not letting them get even one score,

GGM’s locking up our goal line like a bank vault door,

Now their defensive ends will fall on their faces,

When Saint Drew Brees throws the ball in all the right places,

Our offensive line will blow them pony riders so far back,

They gonna have to buy some potatoes to even see a sack,

I brewed up a potion so powerful and strong,

When we finish with them they will be wearing our girlfriends thongs,

Now this embarrassment on our national Turkey day,

Will have them wondering if they ever again want to play,

Dey fired Bum jr and I’m wondering who’s next,

I’m thinking about Jerry Jones to get my next hex,

I just might make all that plastic surgery turn sour,

And during this game he’ll age hour by hour,

So old Papa Legba I’m calling on you,

Pass your dead hand over my magic brew,

When I sneak into dat new stadium and spread it thick,

Every Cowboy fan in da land will turn up sick,

It aint gonna be from no rotten bird or dressing,

Gonna be from da spell and around I aint messing,

So FDL and Supa St Jenkins and all da crew if ya going to da game,

Be sure to wear your Saints jerseys so you don’t come up lame,

Dat new stadium is getting all the power I can muster,

The aftermath will look like when dem Indians got hold of Custer!

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  COWBOY  FANS AND DAT COOL LANG COLLINS!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

PS Dat Mrs Collins sure is fine…give her a big wet kiss for the GGM!

Deep in the swamp where the moss hangs low,

I call to raise the spirit of Ms Marie Laveau,

Oh Mother Voodoo and sorceress of my art,

I stick my needles deep into a Seahawk dolls heart,

I have my pot boiling up my powerful potion,

When I read this spell aloud my voodoo will be set in motion,

I will use cracked up monkey bones to bother someone’s wrist,

I rub the fat out of a possum on their shoes to make them slip,

I will pluck out every feather from those West coast birds,

Seahawks will not soar when I speak my magic words,

So into the dome they will fly very slow,

And after sixty minutes they will fly no mo,

Using magic pliers I will snap their wings,

And rub my magic potion in their eyes till it stings,

I’ll take der lil feet and I’ll snap off all their toes,

I’ll dangle their beat up carcass under my alligator’s nose,

Each and every player will this spell for sure affect,

Their looking for a win instead will have a train wreck,

The New Orleans Saints under Arch Angel Brees,

Will bring those stinky birds down to their skinny little knees,

I hope they don’t spit up any fishes on da field,

If they do I’ll beat their feather butts until they holler and squeal,

So all you voodoo lovers both da living and da dead,

Listen to my words and upon the Seahawks this potion I will spread,

They got a little monkey dressed up all in pink and teal,

He runs around our page and squeaks his little squeals,

But when our beloved Saints finish with his fish eating birds,

There won’t be nuthin left but some feathers and their turds,

So come this Sunday’s game let my will and voodoo reign,

And when the game is over the Seahawks will never fly again!

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  SEAHAWK FANS!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Monkey brains and fresh cow pies,

Fangs of snakes and hoot owl eyes,

Tails of lizards and an anteater’s nose,

Hair off a coon and an old dogs toes,

All these things I'm using to bust a spell,

For the Cleveland Browns things won't go well,

I snatched me a collar off a big mangy mutt,

Now on the Dog Pound we will kick some butt,

Daddy Drew Brees will be throwing dat ball great,

When dem defenders look it'll be too late,

And when dat Ivory cranks up his motor,

Dose Browns will be stinkin like a three-day floater,

When Meachum and Colston come out to play,

Them Cleveland safeties will have a bad day,

 We will run and pass and play special teams,

And then our defense will make Colt scream,

So old Papa Legba and Ms Marie Laveau,

You did good callin da pirates last week you know,

But now some dogs got lost from da pound,

So we got to mash and beat dem in the ground,

This spell is now cast and my duty is done,

When da games is over da Saints will won.

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo MD

ggm@grisgrisman.com

http://grisgrisman.blogspot.com/

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

Way back in da swamp down Barataria way,

I come to cast my spell today,

I choose this spot on a pirate’s gravesite,

Where Jean Lafitte spent many a night,

I call on you who helped save New Orleans,

Rise up you dead pirates and hear my screams,

I cry out to all da spirits of you merciless dead souls,

It’s time to gather behind the winner of the Super Bowl,

Our Saints are playing some pirates too,

That’s why tonight I’m calling on you,

So grab up your swords in your cold dead hands,

Drag up your cannons from the sunken land,

Let’s march ourselves to a old Saints tune,

And mark these pirates to a certain doom,

We shall give no quarter and none shall be taken,

All this I call for with this spell I am making,

So old Papa Legba and mother Marie Laveau,

Once again I call you to help strike this blow,

So into their hearts we will plunge our swords,

We will swarm the field like a Mongol horde,

When the game is over and its all said and done,

This spell will make sure my Saints done won.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

ggm@grisgrisman.com

http://grisgrisman.blogspot.com/

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

Way back in da swamp down Barataria way,

I come to cast my spell today,

I choose this spot on a pirate's gravesite,

Where Jean Lafitte fought many a fight,

I call on you who helped save New Orleans,

Rise up all dead pirates and hear my screams,

I cry out to all you merciless dead souls,

Gather behind the winner of the Super Bowl,

Our Saints are playing some pirates too,

That's why tonight I'm calling on you,

Grab up your swords with your cold dead hands,

Drag up your cannons from the sunken land,

Let's march ourselves to an old Saints tune,

And send these pirates to a certain doom,

We shall give no quarter and none shall be taken,

All this I call for with this spell I am making,

So old Papa Legba and mother Marie Laveau,

I'm callin on  you to help strike this blow,

Deep into their hearts plunge your deadly swords,

When you swarm their field like a Mongol horde,

When the game is over and its all said and done,

This spell will make sure my Saints done won.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

ggm@grisgrisman.com

http://grisgrisman.blogspot.com/

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

A lil Sumpin Sumpin on da Cardinals........

Crushed up monkeys bones turned to jelly,

Roadside kill oozin mess from its belly,

Cottonmouth moccasins venom and all,

Brewin up a spell for a Dead Man Call,

Rise up from the grave Papa Legba I say,

My Saints are playing football come dis Sunday,

On the Cardinals I tell you to pass you dead hand,

So my Saints they will bury dem Cards in da sand,

We will pluck out their feathers each redone by one,

We will crack all der bones till da sound of da gun,

Den when dis game is over and my Saints got dat win,

Dis spell I will release so you birds can fly again.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

This spell contains no curses or evil tidings including no use of black magic, Voodoo only is used in any and all spells and hexes are performed by the GGM, a licensed Voodoo Practitioner and Voodoo Surgeon General

A lil Sumpin Sumpin on da Cardinals..........

Crushed up monkeys bones turned to jelly,

Roadside kill oozin mess from its belly,

Cottonmouth moccasins venom and all,

Brewin up a spell for a Dead Man Call,

Rise up from the grave Papa Legba I say,

My Saints are playing football come dis Sunday,

On the Cardinals I tell you to pass you dead hand,

So my Saints they will bury dem Cards in da sand,

We will pluck out their feathers each redone by one,

We will crack all der bones till da sound of da gun,

Den when dis game is over and my Saints got dat win,

Dis spell I will release so you birds can fly again.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

This spell contains no curses or evil tidings including no use of black magic, Voodoo only is used in any and all spells and hexes, all voodoo performed by the GGM, a licensed Voodoo Practitioner and Voodoo Surgeon General

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

I can only wonder what kind of fans some people were when they hate on THIS team, when we have for the most part of 40+ years been…bad?  I seem to remember days when as long as Steve Stonebreaker hit somebody harrrrd and started a fight, I was good!  When little Al Dodd from West Jeff was catching passes as WR.  The Saints were a team that could consistently jerk defeat out of the jaws of victory.  Remember when we really did SUCK?  WE DO NOT NOW…not by any stretch of the imagination.  What kind of loyalty is it saying the reigning Super Bowl Champions, our paper bag headed Saints who are going to win 12 games this year suck?  How many years have we had what we have right now?  If you can’t love these Saints for better or for worse and especially NOW….I am all knowing but I am confused!

We have a good team, we could repeat, we might not but we have a great team and an organization trying to be what they have up in Foxsboro…Payton and the next gen of Benson’s want that!  They are on the right track to giving us that.  There will be ups and downs but we will never be _INTS again.  Well, who knows huh…lol but we aint _INTS now!

Ya see this is how the GGM sees it.  I don't expect them to win the Super Bowl every year from now on!  I said it...so shoot me I'm dead already... Don't you guys think we have great attitude and support from our ownership now, great front office, great coaching staff and a whole lot of really good ball players.  Our games are all sold out, the Dome looks great, we won the NFC Championship last year, WE WON THE SUPER BOWL FINALLY!  HELL WE WENT TO ONE FINALLY!  I just mean guys, we have built an org that will keep us with a real chance to win any game all the way to the biggest one...we gonna be good for awhile even if we don't go to the SB every year...let's enjoy a team that can jerk victory out of the jaws of defeat!  I'm done....all I'm saying if we can't enjoy it now, when you gonna enjoy being the Champs?  But that's just me...love me or hate me it don't affect da spells!

Gris Gris Man

Way up north in where Vikings roam,

I cast this spell on another Dome,

Now right on top of a zombies plot,

I light my fire and place my pot,

Into this pot I’ll make a brew,

I’ll start with gris gris and monkey doo,

Next I’ll add some Lions mane,

And then some crutches to make them lame,

Oh Pappa Legba now hear me speak,

Out of their mouths I’ll pull their teeth,

When I dip dat lions tale in dis brew,

Dey will scream like hell an den be thru,

Dat purple defense might not let them score,

Da Vikings offensive line will open da door,

Den Adrian Peterson will run right through,

And leave them cats one sorry crew,

Now all it needs is some crushed up bones,

Some Geri curl from Johnsons comb,

A little hair from Staffords head,

While he lays at home watchin from his bed,

Now I added some shoestrings from Best’s shoe,

To the turf his feet will stick like glue,

I know dem Yankees in voodoo don’t believe,

But it don’t matter dis spell is conceived,

I poured dis brew all on da field,

Now Thor will rule and his axe he'll wield,

At the end of the day dem Vikings will know,

Thor and the GGM used some Cajun Mojeaux!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

Man I love to hate you guys but it's just a J. O. B.  and I got to get paid...but if you don't read the spell it won't make you mad!

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Hey I swear there are some good peeps on da Vikes page...and I thought yall all was meaner than a ten peckerd billygoat without any nannies!

How yall like this lil sumpin sumpin on dem dirty lil Falcons?  Kinda a tribute spell to Vince Vance...I got my mojeaux working on dis one!

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I see my spell for the week has been deleted, hence I can see no further reason to continue to use  your site.  Please accept my apologies for not fitting in but I respectfully request my account to be deleted.  I hope no further action is necessary on my part to initiate this action.

Now and forever....GEAUX SAINTS AND THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND WHO DAT DREW DAT TWO DAT AND TRUE DAT....I HOPE THIS IS ENOUGH WORDS...LOL

AND DAVE IS A PUZZYWHIPPED MEALYMOUTHED PANTY SNIFFER....LOL, SORRY IT'S HARD TO TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY SOMETIMES....

DELETE MY ACCOUNT ON CANAL STREET CHRONICLES IMMEDIATELY OR FACE A SPELL WORSE THAN DEATH, ACTUALLY BEING DEAD AND A ZOMBIE AINT SO FREAKING BAD...BUT THAT'S OFF THE POINT...YOU LET ME DOWN DAVE AND YOUR NOT MY KINDA GUY!  ASSUMING YOU ARE A GUY BEHIND YOUR MAKEUP...

MAN IF THIS DOESN'T WORK I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!

via www.loveandbones.com

Deep in the swamp from atop a zombie’s grave site,

Where the dead walk with the living I come here tonight,

I boil up and conjure in my big magic pot,

A spell to make sure the Vikings win they cannot,

I call on Papa Legba and Mother Marie Laveau,

To give me your blessing and let the Voodoo power flow,

I add into my pot some hair off Adrian Peterson’s head,

Now his legs will not be able to outrun even the dead,

I put in some road kill all rotting and all full of lice,

Now no matter how he tries no catches for Rice,

I mix it with bat wings and crushed monkey knees,

This will keep Jared Allen from getting to Brees,

Now Berrian and Johnson and Reynaud we know,

That after this spell is cast they will only run slow,

Now there is only one more player whose hair is all grey,

This spell will insure that Brett Favre has a terrible day,

Our pass rush will have him and his passes falling to the ground,

Those that do not will be because Mr Sharper was around,

These Vikings bleed purple that’s what they say,

So purple it is and they will bleed it all day,

Oh Papa Legba I offer up my talisman and charms,

I need you to add extra magic to Drew Brees’s arm,

Your favorite team this Sunday will come marching in,

Bless Vilma and the defense to help our Saints win,

This spell is now cast for our beloved Black and Gold,

The New Orleans Saints will now advance to the Super Bowl!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and team Witch Doctor

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose 
of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, 
fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips,

bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA Disclaimer:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt to bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

ALERT!  ALL VIKING FANS, DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN...READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!  

ZERO REC'S?  DIDN'T YOU GUYS LIKE IT?  ANYHOW THANKS FOR BRINGING THE MARDI GRAS COLORS TO OUR TOWN, WE ARE GOING TO SMEAR PURPLE AND GOLD ALL OVER THE CITY!