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Gris Gris Man

  • joined Nov 02, 2009
  • last login Sep 20, 2012
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A Day in the Life of the Gris Gris Man

In an effort to get to know everyone here better, I thought I would more completely introduce myself with a little insight into my personal life. Most days start getting up just about sundown when the zombie girlz come in with my breakfast. Usually a light meal consisting of a glass of freshly squeezed mushroom juice with a nice hot plate of some fried buzzard eggs, over runny, and a couple of slices of smoked cottonmouth sausage, mmmmuhmmm. Then I crank up dat generator and get the old Direct TV going catch me a little news or read the obits in the paper. I love to watch those zombie girlz doing the dishes in their tight little moss mini skirts, oh yeah… you know what I’m talking about.

Then when it’s good and dark it’s time for some work, I’ll check the computer for any Saints newz and check the boards for any trolls that need some voodoo slapped on their crying and complaining azzes. (I swear I’m not talking about you Viking fans ; ) After my puter time and a good cup of joe, no really we dissolved down Joe Namath in some sulphuric acid, I can’t wait till tomorrow because he gets better tasting every day! Then me and a few of my zombie girlz jump into my black Z71 Suburban 4X4 hearse and go looking for some unsuspecting tourists lost in the swamp to play around with. Usually we just, after making sure they are not Saints fans of course, scare the crap out of them and maybe a little voodoo spell or two but we don’t kill ‘em hardly ever. Well that is unless we really like ‘em and want to make some new zombies out of them, but I have many mouths to feed now.

Well after a hard nights work messing with the tourists and any swamp Sasquatch’s we run into it is time for some real fun. We usually head up to the French Quarter and hang out at our favorite watering hole The Dungeon. It is usually rocking by 2 or 3am and time for us to get loaded with the gang, do some dancing, keep my eye out for any prospective new zombie girlz we might want to take back to the mausoleum for an ‘interview’. Basically, we just have a regular good old time in town, us zombies are just like everyone else you know.

After a hard night partying we head back down to Cocodrie where our cemetery is at, keeping our eyes out for any good road kill to pick up for supper. The zombie girlz make the best gumbo with dat stuff you ever did taste. I always stop by my favorite poison ivy patch to pick some nice fresh leaves to put into my mint tea or pick a bunch if we need to make another batch of my famous poison ivy wine…if ya aint tried dat you aint never died! When we get home, the grilz cook up whatever we having for supper and have ourselves a real feast, South Louisiana Zombie style.

Then me and the girlz all snuggle up in my swampwater bed and doze off listening to the sounds of lost souls and monkeys crying in the night…aint it great to be a zombie!

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DA GRIS GRIS MAN'S SPELL ON THE PANTHERS

via 3.bp.blogspot.com DA GRIS GRIS MAN’S SPELL ON THE PANTHERS Its midnight in the swamp when I’m writing this spell, Look up at da moon it’s as dark as a well, No moon for a witness or to...

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Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Packers

Vacation is over and I’m back in da swamp,Out in my graveyard on da graves I do stomp,Wake up my followers, come out of you graves,Da season done started and some games we can save, As da moon...

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Da Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Saint Louis Rams

Horn of Ram and tail of sheep, Put into my pot to make it reek, Crushed up monkey bones and make a rue, Come on Pappa Legba I’m callin on you, Add some spiders and nematoads, Throw in some...

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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Cincinnati Bengals

        MuHumbo  zowolle umbala kalay, I place here my pot where dead are layed, In this witch’s cemetery all flooded and old, I come here to raise up a dead man his soul, Ramah...

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Da Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Dallas Cowboys

  Down in the bayou where the water is black, Lives a voodoo man in a little old shack, He conjures up spells for his New Orleans Saints, Now they the reigning champs and no longer Aints, Dem D...

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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Dallas Cowboys

  Down in the bayou where the water is black, Lives a voodoo man in a little old shack, He conjures up spells for his New Orleans Saints, Now they the reigning champs and no longer Aints, Dem D...

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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Seahawks

Deep in the swamp where the moss hangs low, I call to raise the spirit of Ms Marie Laveau, Oh Mother Voodoo and sorceress of my art, I stick my needles deep into a Seahawk dolls heart, I have...

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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Browns

Monkey brains and fresh cow pies, Fangs of snakes and hoot owl eyes, Tails of lizards and an anteater’s nose, Hair off a coon and an old dogs toes, All these things I'm using to bust a spell, For...

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THE GRIS GRIS MAN'S SPELL ON YOU!

    Way back in da swamp down Barataria way, I come to cast my spell today, I choose this spot on a pirate’s gravesite, Where Jean Lafitte spent many a night, I call on you who helped save New...

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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Buccaneers

      Way back in da swamp down Barataria way, I come to cast my spell today, I choose this spot on a pirate's gravesite, Where Jean Lafitte fought many a fight, I call on you who helped save New...

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For saintnmiss, my bruhdda "gris gris on the other team"

  A lil Sumpin Sumpin on da Cardinals........   Crushed up monkeys bones turned to jelly, Roadside kill oozin mess from its belly, Cottonmouth moccasins venom and all, Brewin up a spell for a Dead...

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For saintnmiss, my bruhdda

A lil Sumpin Sumpin on da Cardinals..........   Crushed up monkeys bones turned to jelly, Roadside kill oozin mess from its belly, Cottonmouth moccasins venom and all, Brewin up a spell for a Dead...

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There are still some _ints fans hiding amongst you!

  I can only wonder what kind of fans some people were when they hate on THIS team, when we have for the most part of 40+ years been…bad?  I seem to remember days when as long as Steve Stonebreaker...

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Some Viking Voodoo on da De Troit Lions

  Way up north in where Vikings roam, I cast this spell on another Dome, Now right on top of a zombies plot, I light my fire and place my pot, Into this pot I’ll make a brew, I’ll start with...

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Gris Gris On The Dirty Birds

Man I love to hate you guys but it's just a J. O. B.  and I got to get paid...but if you don't read the spell it won't make you mad!

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Gris Gris On The Dirty Birds!

Hey I swear there are some good peeps on da Vikes page...and I thought yall all was meaner than a ten peckerd billygoat without any nannies! How yall like this lil sumpin sumpin on dem dirty lil F...

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I see my spell for the week has been deleted, hence I can see no further reason to continue to use  your site.  Please accept my apologies for not fitting in but I respectfully request my account...

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The Gris Gris Mans Spell on the Vikings

via www.loveandbones.com     Deep in the swamp from atop a zombie’s grave site, Where the dead walk with the living I come here tonight, I boil up and conjure in my big magic pot, A spell to make...

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