Primus

HAHAHA OH WOW

  • joined Mar 31, 2008
  • last login Oct 09, 2013
  • posts 26
  • comments 1693

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Ready to fight Boston? Looking at this, I am.

via i.cdn.turner.com Hey remember this? Watch the whole thing if you have time. Do you feel hatred for Boston? Don't you want to crush them between your thighs like grape? Does being a bad guy...

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#99 WHAMMYYYY

I made it to the Rays Pirates yesterday and they brought this guy up in the latter part of the game. I couldnt hear the announcer since that stadium has only one speaker or something like that. No...

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OTTOTD 12/10/10 : This isn't a 'sport' anymore; it is a money machine.

I blame Crawford & every greedy azz player in the league who takes the money and runs . Excuse me but explain to m how $10 MIL. a year isn't " enough " h...

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OTTOTD 10 6 10: Work Sux

screw work. im stuck in stupid depositions all day about stupid people doing stupid things and i get so frustrated and angry and rage at the world until i just wish flanders was dead.  there is no...

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operation: longotroll

so i had to stop by the  us attorneys office to see a guy about a horse. on the way i listen to the ron and ian spergefest about longo and attendance. i raged a little and said fuck it, we will...

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WHAT COSTS 9 MILLION DOLLARS AND IS AS POPULAR AS A RUGBURN?

A: Pat Burrell   Reminder that Pat Burrell costs more than our entire starting rotation and is the most expensive piece of handleless luggage south of the Mason Dixon line. David Ortiz being the...

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MLB10 THE SHOW PS3 Own Zone

This game owns. IT OWNS. Post your IDS and such so we can beat each other silly online. Me: DELAUGHTERC (I suck on ice so you can pad wins against me) Also we can spread draysbay and VOPB love...

PATBURRELL.JPG - made with more effort than that 9 million dollar suitcase has shown in the past 18...

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PATBURRELL.JPG - made with more effort than that 9 million dollar suitcase has shown in the past 18 months of at bats.

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Value Over Pat Burrell

I propose a new Sabremetric: Value Over Pat Burrell. This statistic would assign a utilitarian value over paying 9 million dollars to a guy who bats worse than people missing limbs and chromosomes....

STUPID BABIES NEED THE MOST ATTENTION (i blame the beer)

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STUPID BABIES NEED THE MOST ATTENTION (i blame the beer)

He is always watching.

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He is always watching.

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FLY FATASS FLY: A Navi related weight loss challenge

Long and Short of it: Navi used to be relatively awesome. Now he's a fat blob of not hitting. I used to be awesome, now I'm a fat blob period. SO! The question is presented: who will improve more...

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Am I not Human, prick me, do I not bleed? Do I not Hurf Durf?

via img148.imageshack.us     MY QUESTION: WHAT pray tell has COME OF our blessed FIRST AMENDMENT???   MY OPINION:   YOU CANNOT handle what I have to SAY! MY OPINIONS may be my own but...

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The following things are better than troy percival:

And now for some basic hard truths from your ol pal HAHAHAH OH WOW:   1. Troy Percival shall forever in my posts be referred to as "Multiple gunshot wounds to the lead."   2. Troy Percival has...

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GIMMICK POSTERS BURN IN HELL

UNTIL NEXT HURF  THE SPORTS DURF     get your own website   sincerely   HAHAHA Number one the scapegoat.   THE TIME IS NOW MADDON SCREW FLANDERS THE TIME IS NOW MADDON SCREW FLANDERS THE...

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Rays Fan Fest 2-14 Who's going?

Click here for info Just putting up a reminder that this is going to be free, and players will be there, and it should be a lot of fun. ST. PETERSBURG, FL -- The Tampa Bay Rays 2009 Fan Fest,...

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This is what stupid looks like

"Gee it looks a lot like your posts, HAHAHA OH WOW" Ok first post accuracy out of the way, a guy I went to high school with, who has parlayed being a journalism nerd in high school to a radio job...

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Game 2 trip report

thanks to gomessweetgomes for the ticket opportunity at the right price.   I got to the park around 3:45 to tailgate with friends, drank a ton of beer ate a lot and sauntered into my right field...

On an unrelated note, George Brett shits himself at least twice a year.

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On an unrelated note, George Brett shits himself at least twice a year.

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Tix lotto round 2 for ALDS

http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/tb/ticketing/ps_tickets.jsp   I dont know if they check your email before you try, but this is on the site. May or may not work but i figured might as well put it...

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Beaten to the punch (update on booster club idea)

I got a response from the Rays' attorney today about the idea of a booster club. Someone's already started it. The response is short, but it reads:   9-25 Christopher:        There is a fan's...

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ALDS individual tix go on sale 9am tomorrow @ raysbaseball.com

  Click on map image for seating views.       Screw flanders screw flanders Screw flanders screw flanders Screw flanders screw flanders Screw flanders screw flanders Screw...

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PARTY PARTY PARTY YOU GOTTA PARTY HARDY

via img139.imageshack.us   via img139.imageshack.us via img395.imageshack.us ((thanx to Luigi13 for making this available as my camera sux)) ((All percy dolls should be given the ET...

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during this 2008 season. It came to me when I tried to...

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Taser450_3

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during this 2008 season. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you Red Sox fans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Red Sox fans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

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What about a Rays Booster Club

Sure it sounds high school or college-y, but a thought about how to do our part next season, by forming a booster club to benefit Rays baseball. Adults willing to put in time and a little money...

As usual, advice dog is correct.

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As usual, advice dog is correct.

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