I know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're".
I'm a gun owner.
I am anti-drug and anti-abortion but oppose criminalization of either.
My favorite bands are not the ones you like.
If you fall down I will point at you and laugh.
I prefer calling the city west of Oakland "frisco", lower case intentional.
I'm a beer/shot and BBQ ribs kind of guy.
I probably don't like you.
I enjoy creating mayhem.
I vote Libertarian.
World Series flags trump splash hits seven days a week.
We have a great tool that goes unused called the death penalty.
I choose not to tolerate idiots.
There is nothing wrong with Berkeley that a shitload of napalm can't fix.
If you talk the talk you better walk the walk.
I laugh at Giants fans, I hate west coast Yankee and Red Sox fans.

website: Oakball - the site for the hardcore A's fan.