Have suffered in China, Oman, Saudi Arabia and Libya for the past five years. Live in China now with my wife. Wear my Leaf sweater everywhere all the time, and am an international ambassador of the Toronto Maple Leafs. I also am one of our foremost propagandists - I make Josef Goebbels look lame and lazy in comparison to the vast amount of useful and useless information and disinformation I feed the masses here in China and throughout the Asian world and Gulf region of the world re everything Leaf-related.

I also went to bat big-time with Puck Daddy over at Yahoo lobbying him to sign PPP on as an occasional blogger. No luck yet but will continue trying. Your Hab Eulogy done by Chemmy and PPP was one of the best pieces of sports journalism I have ever read in my life, and I am a journalism grad from Carleton U. And a former journalist. I still send that eulogy out when my misguided Hab-loving friends in Montreal get a litttle uppity about their chances this year. That shuts them up in one big freakin' hurry let me tell ya! LOVE IT!