SB Nation User Blog: Hamburger

Matt Ryan's new nickname

Hamburger — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:52:24 -0000

It is difficult to keep coming up with these, but after Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, and "Comrade" Dimitroff, I beleive I've struck gold again and found the most appropriate nickname available for Matt Ryan. If you have not seen Team America World Police, you won't get it, however if you have, I motion that Ryan's new nickname mimick Matt Damon's only lines in the aforementioned motion picture master peice....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM

Maaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttt RYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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Nickname for Matt Ryan?

A some what over looked QB Prospect

Hamburger — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:43:50 -0000

With all the coverage Matt Ryan, Brian Brohm, Joe Flacco, and to a lesser extent Chad Henne have received in the leadup to this years draft, there is one very good QB prospect who seems to have avoided the wide spread media attention.

I'm not sure all of you have heard of him, and I'm sure a number of you will discount him immediately because he runs a 4.4 forty, but heres who I'd nudge Comrade Dimitroff to pick if I was an advisor.

Without further ado, allow me to introduce Josh Johnson, QB, San Diego Toreros. He of swift feet and 43 td passes. Oh yeah, he only threw 1 pick the entire year.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=166992

Sure, he didn't play against many big time programs, but neither did Flacco. In my opinion He's worth a shot, he's one hell of an athlete, and the stats make it fairly apparent that he makes pretty good decisions...

He was tutored in college by Jim Harbaugh, a guy who knows a thing or two about quarterbacking in the NFL...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sITaJVOX0BQ

Vick & Blank are Pen Pals

Hamburger — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:26:31 -0000

Falcons owner Arthur Blank said he has been in touch with Michael Vick. "Michael has written a couple times. I've written him back," Blank said. "We have that kind of relationship. Despite the mixture of frustration, anger and disappointment in him, I believe in second chances and redemption. I would love to see Michael pay his debt to society and come out and play again in the NFL. I think he could also be a big help to ... speak to people about some of his choices."

Oh boy....

daunte and randy

Hamburger — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:13:18 -0000

I was discussing the truly feasible landing spots for the aforementioned formerly dynamic duo and i settled on one team in particular...the bucAneers. Last I checked they were 44 mil under the cap, and Garcia missed a number of games to injury last yr. While I dont believe this will actually happen, I was interested in hearing other cases be made for potential destinatons.

DRAFT

Hamburger — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:38:34 -0000

2008 DRAFT ORDER

Miami
St. Louis
Atlanta
Oakland
Kansas City
N.Y. Jets
New England (from San Fran.)
Baltimore

The Falcons also have two second round picks, their own, and houstons (part of the schaub trade). Thats 3 picks in the top 50.

Falcons make job offer to Bill Parcells

Hamburger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:19:14 -0000

It seems Arthur Blank has offered Bill Parcells the position of V.P of football operations. If Parcells were to accept said offer, he would wield a significant amount of power. Parcells would be responsible for hiring the new head coach, re-organizing the personnel department, and if he and Blank see fit, hiring a new G.M. Rich McKay has been removed as the teams general manager. Blank has asked McKay to remain with the franchise to oversee stadium plans and as a liasion to the league.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3160597

nothing from the ajc on this yet, but i'm sure tommorows paper will cover it.

Face of the Franchise

Hamburger — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:08:02 -0000

Its high time the Falcons restored order to the franchise. Its gotta start from the top, and the best way to put a stranglehold on this debacle is to hire someone with a stellar reputation as a head coach IN THE NFL. I hate to beat a dead horse, and since I've been begging for Cowher since mid-season, I'm sure you guys knew where I was going with this, but humor me for a minute.

Cowher is 100% what this team needs. The minute he walks in that door HE COMMANDS respect from every single person involved with the falcons franchise. He is a proven winner who has shown that he can adapt to the circumstances that present themselves. He is both a players coach and a disciplinarian. HE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BECOME THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE. No matter what big free agent the team signed, they would not over shadow Cowher (tom brady and peyton manning excluded).

I strongly beleive Cowhers presence and influence would help to quickly turn this team around. I beleive the veterans who had such problems with Petrino would be ecstatic to see a proven winner with an NFL resume on board. I also beleive that his longevity (he ain't jumping ship after 13 games, or 3 years) would allow Rich McKay to do a far better job at identifying and signing/drafting (I really can't knock McKay, our drafts have been good under his watch) the players Cowher would need to turn this team into a perenial super bowl contender.

I wish there was some way we could force Blank and Cowher into a room together, with a contract that has 3 lines on it, the amount of money, the # of years, and a place for cowher and blank to sign.

After all we've endured this past year, we deserve a head coach and a breath of fresh air.

Great Article on Vick

Hamburger — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:32:09 -0000

Perhaps the only article I have read during this entire fiasco that seems to take a deep breath and a step back in looking at the situation. I really couldn't agree more that all the talk of "making an example" of Vick, or any defendant, is completely ridiculous and 100% against the tenants of the American Judicial system. Definetly worth the read.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/070816

[editor's note, by Dave the Falconer] I actually hadn't caught this rare non-TMQ story by Easterbrook, and it's very thought provoking. Give it a read and let Hamburger know what you think about it.

Update [2007-8-20 19:41:50 by Dave the Falconer]: Seems a trifle less thought-provoking now, but I still think the basic point he was making is a generally applicable one. Unfortunately, his timing couldn't have been worse unless he had posted it today.