2010 Haters Guide to the Top 25

Here's what they have to say about Iowa:

9. Iowa: Oh, look! It's the Big Ten's rapiest team! No wonder Christian Peter's alma mater wanted to join this conference so very badly. Iowa is the number one producer of corn among all American states. Many of its farmers are heavily subsidized to grow corn, turn that corn into syrup, and then rape every other foodstuff in the grocery store with that syrup so that you and your kids get fatter and fatter and fatter until you look just like everyone who lives in Iowa. Want to know why you can't resist that Mr. Pibb, tubby? FARMER BOB IS YOUR MAN. I also blame Iowa for Field of Dreams, and all the losers who tell me I don't have a heart if I don't like Field of Dreams. Well, fuck THAT. That movie was gay.

Well worth the read for some laughs.  If not, there's a nice shot of a USC cheerleader's ass.  And I thought those assholes at USC were good for nothing.

Per ESPN.com, the Smurfs have officially joined the MWC.  I think this creates more Big 12 destruction from a different angle with the Mountain West showing that they are ready to take the Big 12 rejects in an attempt to legitimize their conference.  Perhaps this will be a halfway decent fit for ISU and I can quit hearing all the whining about how we should all be paying more attention to them.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5276064