HaoleKlaus

joined Jul 13, 2008
last login Jun 19, 2013
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People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. ~M*A*S*H, Klinger, "Bug-Out," 1976

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart

You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too. ~Roy Campanella

No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined. ~Paul Gallico

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

A Fan Of...

mlb Texas Rangers
nba Dallas Mavericks
nfl Dallas Cowboys
ncaaf Texas Tech Red Raiders
ncaab Texas Tech Red Raiders
golf Arnold Palmer
soccer Arsenal
tennis Hot Chicks in little dresses
general Other

Recent Activity

	Gun up folks. Recommended on Jun 14 2013, 10:41p
	that shit is stupid with the biogenisys crap... itd be like Recommended on Jun 5 2013, 2:13p
	'bout 35,000 Recommended on Jun 3 2013, 8:43a
	Demands a repost Recommended on May 26 2013, 9:51a
	for Kenny Williams Voted on May 25 2013, 9:57p
	for Plan Powder again (1 year deals only) Voted on May 24 2013, 11:08a
	Rain delay.. Commented on Red Raider Hardball \| Big 12 Championship Open Thread on May 23 2013, 1:57p

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