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  • joined Sep 12, 2008
  • last login Jun 25, 2014
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Listen here you beautiful bitches, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth....

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AARON CRAFT AND THE NEW NCAA BASKETBALL RULES

Confused about the new points of emphasis in regards to defensive fouls? Aaron Craft is here to show you what will be considered a foul in college basketball for the 2013-14 season.

AMATEUR ANALYSIS OF IOWA'S RED-ZONE WOES

Iowa has an offense that makes it to the red-zone sometimes. Usually, they don't score a touchdown. That's so loose butthole.

HFMR IS SHAVING HIS HEAD

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HFRM shaves his hair -- for the kids.

THE LICKIFICATION OF IOWA FOOTBALL

The Lickification of Iowa Football: Why Iowa must dominate Indiana on Saturday

PAT FITZGERALD BUYS A NEW CHAIR FOR HIS OFFICE

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Pat Fitzgerald will sit on just about anything.

THE BIG TEN BETTING EXTRAVAGANZA: WEEK 8

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My mom picks a winner this week. She's 43-5 against the spread this year. Read this to find out who she likes. Clearly I just made up the part about her being 43-5. Read this anyway.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 7

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I research and analyze the Big Ten lines and give you a winner like no dartboard could. Somewhere Puss Williamson is giving me the thumbs up.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 6

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza. If you have a little money and you want to turn it into a whole bunch of money, but you don't how.....it's important that you read this.

Gambling on Big Ten Football? Read this first.

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I am a certified Las Vegas handicapper who has a documented 81% win rate in Big Ten Football picks against the spread over the last 5 years. The prior sentence is absolutely false.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 4 - Back to Back

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Free college football gambling picks that are guaranteed to make you a million dollars. Also, these picks are not guaranteed and will absolutely not make you a million dollars. I make wild,...

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 3 - We Got One

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We did the research. We wrote the business plan. We executed it word for word. We submitted our picks. We watched and we waited. And it happened. If you'll recall, I took Michigan State to...

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 2 - The picks hit the fan

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If you want to bet on Big Ten games and win infinite money, this is the place for you. All of my picks are rarely correct, and I back them 0%.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 1 - The Return

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It's back. Football is back. The Hawkeyes are back. Tailgating is back. Oh yeah, and gambling is back. Time to dance the dance of life. When I did this post two years ago I...

HFMR's Summer Running Tour - Volume 1

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I run for the greater good of mankind. We must all band together and follow @Adam_Jacobi.

Iowa is still massively popular across Asia

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The Iowa Hawkeyes have conquered South Korea. Now they're setting their sights on Japan.

Black Heart Gold Pants, The Video

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A video dedicated to all things Black Heart Gold Pants. His name is Jeremy Leman.

Riley Reiff has tiny little arms

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Like Bryan Bulaga and Karl Klug before him, Riley Reiff carries on the great Iowa tradition of sending tiny-armed players to the NFL.

The League predicts a lopsided Insight Bowl

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Do you guys watch The League on FX? You probably should. It's about five friends who live in Chicago and play in a fantasy football league. It's chalked full of witty banter and dick jokes,...

Iowa vs Minnesota Preview: A Photo Essay

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Iowa vs Minnesota Preview. This little piggy's coming home

VIDEO: Pat Angerer Represents the United State of Iowa

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VIDEO: Pat Angerer Represents the United State of Iowa. He's so America, it hurts.

Iowa vs Indiana Preview: A Photo Essay

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Damarlo Belcher is haunted by a drop. It's not a venereal disease, if that's what you were thinking.

Reason #178 to hate Northwestern: Purple Sucks

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Northwestern sucks in lots of ways and being purple is one of them. Everything purple sucks. Everything.

Northwestern Football Practice: An Inside Look

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Black Heart Gold Pants gets a rare look inside a Northwestern Football Practice. Also, a lot of swearing.

Iowa vs Penn State Preview: A Photo Essay

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Joe Paterno tries to build a super-quarterback out of Rob Bolden and Matt McGloin, but then says fuck it and brings back Anthony Morelli.

Iowa vs Louisiana-Monroe Preview: A Photo Essay

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Iowa vs Louisiana-Monroe Preview. A Warhawk fighting a Hawkeye is a like a nuclear bomb fighting Hurricane Ditka.

Iowa vs Pittsburgh Preview: A Photo Essay

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Iowa vs Pittsburgh Preview: A Photo Essay. Dave Wannstedt's mustache is the college football equivalent of herpes.

Iowa vs Iowa State Preview: An Internet Meme Essay

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Iowa vs Iowa State Preview: An Internet Meme Essay. Sad Keanu is Inconsolable.

Iowa vs Tennessee Tech Preview: A Photo Essay

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Iowa vs Tennessee Tech Preview: A Photo Essay. Marcus Coker's Day Off

Players to watch for in 2011: Derek Moye - Penn State

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Penn State WR Derek Moye catches bombs. Also, he catches poison ivy, a placenta and Guy Fieri's head.

Players to watch for in 2011: Royce Bonenberger - The Summit

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Royce Bonenberger, though fictitious, has singlehandedly kept Iowa in the race for the Fulmer Cup.

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