Spitzenhofen

Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride

  • joined Sep 12, 2008
  • last login Jun 25, 2014
  • posts 129
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Listen here you beautiful bitches, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth....

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User Blog

Players to watch for in 2011: Ken Dorsey - University of Louisiana Monroe

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A detailed profile of Ken Dorsey. No, not that Ken Dorsey. No, not that detailed.

Players to watch for in 2011: Brandon Lindsey - Pittsburgh

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Riley Reiff is going to to stuff Brandon Lindsey in his lower lip like a dip of chew. This is the only situation where it's OK to chew.

Players to watch for in 2011: Jake Knott - Iowa State

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Jake Knott had a lot of tackles but it appears that the rest of his team sucked, so he moved to China. Or something like that.

Players to watch for in 2011: Tim Benford - Tennessee Tech

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If you don't know who Tim Benford is, then you clearly don't know very much about Tennessee Tech football.

BHGP sponsors a finely-tuned athlete in the Colfax Marathon

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Colorado Colfax Marathon gets a heavy dose of Black Heart Gold Jeanshorts.

The Frantastic Voyage: A Photo Essay

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The Frantastic Voyage: A Photo Essay. Tom Izzo is Gazoo...but then, you already knew that.

Rhabdo from a crossfit point of view

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The proprietor of this website is an (alleged) 9 year veteran of the NFL and the owner of a west coast crossfit gym. This was sent to me by a co-worker who belongs to a crossfit gym and said that they actually had this chart posted in their bathrooms.

Karl Klug Has Tiny Little Arms

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Karl Klug has tiny little arms. But then, so does a velociraptor.

Happy Holidays, Y'all

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Kirk Ferentz, DJK, Brady Johnson, Kokaine and a weed leaf have a holiday dance party.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 12

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 12. Win money and eat free BieberCake!

Wizgerald consults the Oracle

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Pat Fitzgerald consults the Oracle. There's a good chance that the Oracle is Justin Bieber.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 11

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 11. See what the general public thinks!

The Return of Wizgerald

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The Evil Wizgerald returns, and he's just as douchey as ever. Can he summon the help of the magic potato again, or has time torn them apart?

This is what my dreams are like

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Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? I don't know.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 10

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 10. My mom parties.

Paul Rhoads delivers another emotional locker room speech

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Paul Rhoads delivers another emotional locker room speech. Spoiler alert: he's proud.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 8

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 8. Enjoy your free money.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 7

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Free Big Ten winners. It's like printing your own money. Our track record speaks for itself.

Denard Robinson vs the Iowa Hawkeye defense: Explaining this matchup to the Atari Generation

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Denard Robinson gobbles up yards, but now he faces a different breed of enemy. The Iowa Hawkeye defense is a hungry bunch.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 6

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 6. It prints money.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 5

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 5. Here is what 700 members of the general public think about the Big Ten lines this weekend.

The Hawkeye Bitchmade Anthology 2010: Volume 1 - Austen Arnaud

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The Hawkeye Bitchmade Anthology 2010: Volume 1. Here's to you, Austen Arnaud.

The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 4

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The Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 4. This is where you should go to win infinity dollars.

What do we need to do differently for Ball State?

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It's your fault Iowa lost to Arizona. What are you going to do differently this week to make sure it doesn't happen again?

Big Ten Betting Extravaganza: Week 3

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We're two weeks into the Big 10 Black Heart Gambling Experiment and it's all tied up!  To be fair the house has $0.46 of mine because I'm paying -110 per bet, but that's neither this way nor that....

Sad Fans 2010: Volume 1 - The Inconsolables Looks like they broke into Willy Wonka's factory and...

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Inconsolables

Sad Fans 2010: Volume 1 - The Inconsolables Looks like they broke into Willy Wonka's factory and stole a pack of forbidden raspberry gum.

Gamble like Kevin - Week 2

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Last week I kicked off the weekly Big Ten betting extravaganza by asking the BHGP commentariat who the rock solid lock of the week was.  The overwhelming winner was Purdue at +11 versus Notre Dame....

"Hawkeye patriotism" is spreading like wildfire. This is Pubecheck's dad on game day. Just lovin'...

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Amerifrankzi

"Hawkeye patriotism" is spreading like wildfire. This is Pubecheck's dad on game day. Just lovin' it and leavin' it and takin' it easy for all of us sinners. Note the caption - AMERIFRANKZI.

Pick Six Just Got Real

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Degenerate gamblers unite! Help me lose all my money.

Two weeks til the first game. That can only mean one thing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWKEYE PARTY...

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Two weeks til the first game. That can only mean one thing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWKEYE PARTY DANCE!

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