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Head Chicken Keeper

  • joined Nov 28, 2011
  • last login Jul 11, 2014
  • posts 25
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he'll fit in perfectly at Hull with all the other long time Spurs players
Commented on Michael Dawson all but out the door on Jul 7 2014, 5:58p
Didn't mean that as "obvious work"
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 7, 2014 on Jul 7 2014, 9:54a - 1 reply
That is a pro wrestling level headlock takeover
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 7, 2014 on Jul 7 2014, 9:24a - 1 reply
They're going to release Ronaldo so they can resign him for a new new record
Commented on Fourth of July Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 4, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 11:29a - 1 reply
Wouldn't you otherwise be closed today?
Commented on Fourth of July Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 4, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
Towards the end of the meal, walk in and yell "happy 4th of July, here's some motherfucking fireworks"
Commented on Fourth of July Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 4, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 11:20a - 1 reply
An avid angler
Commented on Fourth of July Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 4, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 11:18a
The rain in Maine falls mainly
Commented on Fourth of July Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 4, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 11:14a - 1 reply
And here I thought it was just a celebration of the annual salmon run in the NW
Commented on Fourth of July Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for July 4, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
pfft, everyone knows there's better trolls in Iceland
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
I thought it was because of the resurgance in popularity of Edvard Munch
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 6:24p - 1 reply
SPOILERS!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 6:18p
and that's why you're not invited to that board
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 5:55p
Well, they stagger their time off
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 5:54p
What board? You mean the board that totally doesn't exist
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 5:50p - 2 replies
we totally haven't set up a secret board for CFC OG's, I'll tell you that much
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 5:41p - 1 reply
Go Bantams!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 4:38p
A man cuts in half
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 4:35p
Is Chicago?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 4:27p - 2 replies
how does one ride a ticket?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 3:15p
you use them with m0rt4r to make buildingz
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 1:58p
FLAG!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 12:49p
And YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE GUY IS WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 12:48p
wrong
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 12:46p
I thought it was a guy with an Emilio Zapata mustache
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 3, 2014 on Jul 3 2014, 12:41p - 1 reply
that explains it
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 4:29p
if he's rumored to go to Liverpool, that almost definitely means we'll sign him
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 3:55p - 2 replies
flag for spoiling that the final episode is terrible
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 3:54p
but does he know who was sent off with a red card?
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 12:58p
I was all set to say that the Belgium-USA game is too high on that list
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 12:58p
yeah, him and Jon Ronson
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 12:02p
Agreed
Commented on Friday Community Hoddle: June 27 on Jun 27 2014, 11:40a - 1 reply
#logic
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 5:48p
Yep
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 5:47p
do human women of child-bearing age get periods when there's no men around?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 5:42p - 2 replies
I only have hens, so my chickens never hatch
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 5:30p - 3 replies
The battle to be the team that loses to Germany is pretty hot
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 5:24p - 1 reply
stop trying to give the mantle of "the worst" to someone else
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 5:19p
there needs to be a 2+ goal difference in either Belgium's loss or Algeria's win
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 26, 2014 on Jun 26 2014, 3:49p
Costa Ricans
Commented on Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tuesday, June 24 on Jun 24 2014, 12:06p
and the yellow trim
Commented on Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tuesday, June 24 on Jun 24 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
duh
Commented on Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tuesday, June 24 on Jun 24 2014, 11:55a
fuck that, I want to work with this Shane person
Commented on Community Hoddle of Coffee: Tuesday, June 24 on Jun 24 2014, 11:53a
I'm waiting for Ghana to win by enough to pass us on GD
Commented on Community Hoddle of Coffee - Monday, June 22 on Jun 23 2014, 2:34p
based on today
Commented on 2014 World Cup: daily notes and open thread for June 20 on Jun 20 2014, 2:08p
I want Italy to pull it off, so Balotelli can get that kiss from Queen Elizabeth
Commented on 2014 World Cup: daily notes and open thread for June 20 on Jun 20 2014, 12:44p
England need Italy to win (twice)
Commented on 2014 World Cup: daily notes and open thread for June 20 on Jun 20 2014, 12:39p - 2 replies
I'm working on my "Referred to Debt Collectors" badge!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 2:48p
there's a lot to hate about Vermont
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
looks like you're both wrong
Commented on Oh, hey there USA. Ready to start your World Cup dominance? on Jun 19 2014, 2:05p
it's not just Western
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 1:56p - 1 reply
"nah, let's go get grindahs instead"
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 12:38p - 1 reply
the hip kids call it "circuitry nudism"
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 12:34p - 1 reply
take a bit of sound advice, focus on what people will worry about losing (MEAT!), wrap it up in mysticism/pseudohistory/quackery
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 12:20p - 1 reply
2 months? it's already out of date
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 12:15p - 1 reply
Paleo: The meat-eater's answer to the Raw Foods diet
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 11:56a - 1 reply
Paleo: for people who want to pretend that eating lots of meat is healthy after Atkins died
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 11:51a - 2 replies
I wasn't keeping up w/yesterday's hoddle
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 11:48a
The club confirms that a girl has given a man two names. Once a man has been given a name, their time at the club will come to an end.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
Ferdinand & Ramsey gone
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links June 19, 2014 on Jun 19 2014, 9:21a - 5 replies
both
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 18 on Jun 18 2014, 5:40p
I should have prepared this in image format
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 18 on Jun 18 2014, 5:38p
Some historic numbers
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 18 on Jun 18 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
All the (cruel sarcastic) recs
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 17 on Jun 17 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
somethingsomethingDothrakisomething
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 17 on Jun 17 2014, 1:29p
injured
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 17 on Jun 17 2014, 1:16p
He also would've loved
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 17 on Jun 17 2014, 1:07p
#ENICOUT
Commented on Four Tottenham players start in Algeria-Belgum match on Jun 17 2014, 1:05p
What's the best thing for a hangover?
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links: June 17, 2014 on Jun 17 2014, 11:06a - 1 reply
not really
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 13 on Jun 13 2014, 6:58p - 1 reply
Here's an image just begging to become a CFC meme
Commented on 2014 World Cup: Daily notes and open thread for June 13 on Jun 13 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
I'm sorry, maybe this photo of a dog playing with a ball is better?
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 13, 2014 on Jun 13 2014, 12:09p
ok, here you go
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 13, 2014 on Jun 13 2014, 11:54a - 2 replies
they could just make a model that accepts smart cards
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 13, 2014 on Jun 13 2014, 11:49a
stupid SBN autoformatting taking my *s and making them bold tags
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 13, 2014 on Jun 13 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
just show that heart-kick from last WC on a never ending loop in the commerical
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 13, 2014 on Jun 13 2014, 11:44a - 1 reply
I've got some shares of a bridge in Brooklyn that might interest you
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 13, 2014 on Jun 13 2014, 11:40a
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