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Hipster Olympic Team!

  • joined Oct 18, 2009
  • last login Mar 09, 2013
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You want the tooth? You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth! AhhhhHH!!!

- alternate line from Dune

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • MLS Portland Timbers
  • Wrestling The British Bulldogs (Duh)
  • Golf My dad
  • NASCAR Tom Cruise
  • MMA Pffff. Roid raging meat heads
  • Boxing Joe Louis
  • Soccer Portland Timbers
  • Cycling Pffff. HG raging meat heads
  • Tennis Gabriela Sabatini (MEOW)
  • FIFA USA Women
  • EPL Pffff. Coke raging meat heads
  • Fantasy Gabriela Sabatini, Kate Winslet, ScarJo, Jessica Rabbit, The girl from Myth Busters
  • Winter Olympics UK Curling (CUTE)
  • Figure Skating Pffff. 80's ruffles raging meat heads
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