Hipster Olympic Team!

You want the tooth? You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth! AhhhhHH!!!

- alternate line from Dune

nba Portland Trail Blazers
general Portland Timbers
general The British Bulldogs (Duh)
golf My dad
nascar Tom Cruise
martial Pffff. Roid raging meat heads
boxing Joe Louis
soccer Portland Timbers
cycling Pffff. HG raging meat heads
tennis Gabriela Sabatini (MEOW)
general USA Women
general Pffff. Coke raging meat heads
general Gabriela Sabatini, Kate Winslet, ScarJo, Jessica Rabbit, The girl from Myth Busters
general UK Curling (CUTE)
general Pffff. 80's ruffles raging meat heads