Game 4 is often known as "The Game of Death". If it isn't it should be. The Game of Death just sounds awesome, like a basketball movie starring Vin Diesel in which he's drifting all over the court and then Paul Walker says something like, " We have to play against the '96 Bulls? This isn't mission impossible, this is mission insanity!" then two Transformers get drafted to their team and freaking dunk the crap out of everything and Shia Labeouf is all like, " Ruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn * huge freaking explosion *" and then Seth Rogen is all like, "Hey, why can't you palm the ball?" and Shia gets all pissed and Seth is like, " Oh no are you mad at me? Are you going to give me...the finger?" and then Megan Fox is a cheerleader and walks naked in front of all of them because why not.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah the game. Well, this is how I feel about the whole series.

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Why a winner thread, you moronically ask? Because these are the two best teams left. Manchester United and Barcelona have both have won their respective leagues and outlasted every other team in a grueling competition. They are literally the best of the best and have only one thing left to prove, who's the best in all of Europe and quite possibly the universe.

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Everyone knows the rapture is today, but we also know that PtR is a den of degeneracy and TWSS jokes, therefore no one is getting raptured here so why not have a Loser Thread. The Mavs plays the Thunder at fifty o'clock or something, I'm not really sure of the time. Who do you want to win? Who cares, the Spurs are out.

This is a military dog wearing Doggles. Interesting fact: Did you know what dogs don't have souls so they're left behind? Cats, however, go straight to hell.

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God damn it people, it takes almost no effort at all to make a loser thread, and yet we all wait for someone else to do it. Hell, even the Lakers blog has a Loser Thread set up everyday. They call it " At the bar", like they're all too cool to be in a loser thread.

"Hey honey where are you going?"

"I'm going to the bar god damn it, I need my space. And I'm gonna wear my cool leather jacket."

::Opens browser. Opens one tab for At The Bar. Opens another tab for Craigslist Personals. Cries on the inside".

Talk about whatever the hell you want. Pictures of T-Mobile girl are always welcome, remarks about her gums are not.

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Our story begins on a warm night in Memphis, Tennessee ...

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I hope this is allowed under SB nation's rules that I never read. Anyway, these indie developers are bundling five great games and get this, you get to pay whatever you want for them. Some of the games included like Braid and Machinarium have awesome reviews.

The games work on PC, MAC and Linux. They're DRM free so you can install them on as many computers as you want. You can also choose for your money to go to the developers or to charity or half and half or whatever crazy percentage you can come up with. The charities are the Electronic Frontier Foundation and Child's Play Charity.

I REPEAT, YOU GET TO PAY WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT FOR THEM.

This is your opportunity to use the hobby that has crippled your social interactions for years for a good cause. The deal will expire in 6 hours, so hurry the fuck up. Correction, I'm a stupid immigrant who can't read countdown clocks. There's actually 6 days left. Give the gift of gaming to your favorite mistress or bastard child.

http://www.humblebundle.com/

In High School, I took a Psychology class. It was taught by a coach who happened to also teach psychology, and it contained many falsehoods, myths and misconceptions. The standards were low, and I wowed everyone doing a presentation on mental disorders that looked good because all the other presentations were pathetic.

Therefore, I am exceptionally qualified to speak in psychological matters.

Pretend I'm wearing a soft, woolly turtleneck, sipping some organic fair traded tea, and let me guide you through this difficult time.

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Don't it call it a comeback!

We've been here for years

Rockin' our peers

Puttin' players in fear

Makin' the threes rain down like a monsoon

Listen to the Pop go boom

Contusion! Overpowerin'

Over the competition, we're Manuing

Teams shock

When we drop the BAM

That'll make you call the cops

Don't you dare Blair

You Betta fish

Don't ever compare

Us to the rest

They'll all get pick and rolled

Competition's gonna fold

We're gonna knock you out

Timmeh said knock you out

You want to know how important the win over the Lakers was? I just felt an earthquake. I live in Los Angeles. 'Nuff said.

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REALLY? You really thought this was going to be the Lexicon? I'm disappointed in you, you're stupider than you look.

Interesting factoid, on April 1st, Benjamin Franklin invented Fool's Gold, thus the name for this holiday.

Did you know that reaching seventy five words it's not as easy as it looks and thus you have to type random stuff in order to meet the minimum standard, which really could a metaphor for my life.

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October 14, 2009.

SAN ANTONIO, TX- Enthusiastic about the Spurs' revamped roster, long time Spurs fan Chubby Maximilius Checkers, declared he could not wait until the start of the season. "Oh man, it's going to be so great, so many new players, and so many offensive weapons". Pointing out that it was the first time the Spurs had gone over the NBA's salary cap, Checkers remarked " For a long time we made do with the bare minimum, but this year we're loaded with players. It's going to be a wonderful season, no doubt".

Checkers proceeded  to show the reporter his most precious possession, " Okay, so this was expensive, I know, but as soon as we signed Richard Jefferson, I just had to have it", Checkers explained as he showed an autographed RJ Spurs jersey he had acquired from eBay, paying several hundred dollars and having to pawn a family heirloom in the process.

"The possibilities are endless, with all the new additions Tim Duncan can really focus on defense this year" Checkers happily continued, "I mean, all this time he had carry the team on his shoulders, but this year? Hello defensive player of the year!". Checkers also explained how landing Blair was a miracle that only proved it was in this Spurs' destiny to win it all this year, " I mean, Blair was just the cherry on top, we were already a great team before that, what with McDyess and his sweet jumper, and our trio of superstars, and of course Richard Jefferson, who will contribute incredibly to this team".

Asked if he was concerned about managing all those new players into the Spurs' system, Checkers said, " Oh yeah, it's a bit of a concern, but Pop knows what he's doing, I mean if Richard Jefferson could produce so much in teams with crappy coaches, imagine what he'll be able to do under a future hall of famer."

Checkers expected the start of the season to be somewhat difficult, but nonetheless has undying optimism "Well, it's going to be a bumpy ride, a roller coaster ride. But not like when you're in a roller coaster with a fat girl next to you and the centrifugal force makes her squish you into a corner while the kids in the cart in front throw up. More like a fun roller coaster ride where you feel happy and energized afterward."

"So many players to choose from...Goodbye inefficient rotations!" Checkers continued, "I really can't wait for this team to gel and take the league by storm, these two weeks until our first game are going to last forever. And let me tell you something, if we win that first game by a large margin well...There's no telling what this team can do."

Checkers then showed the reporter around the house, proudly explaining his High Definition tv setup with surround sound where he would happily watch the Spurs games, and also pointing to his laptop, " I go to a blog called Pounding the Rock, great community. There's this sexy, witty, well endowed guy called Hipuks who always puts fish at halftime, I don't know why. I really don't understand most of the things that go on there, but anyway, I bet he'll love halftimes this year, he's gonna have a ton of fun".

When describing who he thought would be the main rivals of the Spurs this year, " Well of course, it's going to be the Lakers, but let's be realistic here, Artest is probably going to go all crazy and destroy the team and besides" Checkers continued, "Kobe has a lot of miles in his body, and there's no way the Lakers can beat anyone without Kobe" Checkers repeated, " Just no way."

"I really can't wait anymore..." Checkers finally said, looking out hopefully into the distance, "It's going to be a wild ride, and I'm sure I'll enjoy every second of it."

Friends reported that Checkers has bet his entire life savings into the Spurs reaching the finals.

It was a tough, hard fought game against OKC, but in the end we prevailed like older brothers prevail against younger, more annoying little brothers and their stupid announcers.

Also, Blair sort of had a good game. Join me after the jump unless you have plantar fasciitis.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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I know we're all a little bummed out from the last game, but let us remember than on the 25th of December, Santa Claus made an epic journey to Jerusalem in order to save baby Jesus from Krampus and it's this act of heroism the reason we celebrate Christmas!

Join me after the jump, where  I'll have nothing interesting to say except that I always wanted to write "join me after the jump".

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