SB Nation User Blog: Hipuks

POW! Right in the kisser!

Hipuks — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:03:41 -0000

POW! Right in the kisser!

How can DeJuan Blair play without an anterior cruciate ligament in either knee?

Hipuks — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:42:48 -0000

How can DeJuan Blair play without an anterior cruciate ligament in either knee?

"With his fingers crossed." Don't read if you're squeamish about possible future injuries.

Old Man Rosey Writes About Us.

Hipuks — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:51:17 -0000

Old Man Rosey Writes About Us.

Yep, we're pretty good.

Stupid freaking headline.

Hipuks — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:13:57 -0000

Stupid freaking headline.

"Spurs’ win vs. Hornets marred by Parker injury"

Really? REALLY? The article then goes on to explain how Parker just had the wind knocked out of him and how he appears to be fine.
Thanks for scaring the shit out of me, MSNBC. Bunch of liberals.

Is there a game today?

Hipuks — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:05:34 -0000

At 7pm ET against the Pacers? Or am I high from the paint fumes I inhaled today while painting some cabinets?

Yeah yeah yeah, no no no, yeah yeah yeah, no no no, bam boom ziggity whaz. Yeah yeah yeah, no no no, yeah yeah yeah, no no no, trippity flap zock mack.

God damn it's hard to reach 75 words when you have nothing to say except to ask a question that you don't want to be ignored thus the options of a Fanshot is not acceptable.

Another Poll, When will Pop call the team "soft"?

Hipuks — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:38:36 -0000

Some say it's a tradition as long as time itself. Every year, after a particularly bad loss or string of losses or a general lack of top-notch defensive play, Pop calls the team soft publicly, as a way of getting their attention, or maybe just to fuck around with the media.

During the preseason games, our defense has been lackluster, according to the reports I have not read. This of course, is due to many reasons, among them, blah blah blah blah blah.

Poll

When do you think Pop will call out the team for being soft?

After the first game of the season.

6 votes

After a blowout loss.

10 votes

After a loss to a championship contender.

8 votes

I love lamp.

4 votes

Right before the Rodeo Trip.

10 votes

I hate lamp.

1 votes

During the Rodeo Trip.

6 votes

After the Rodeo Trip.

1 votes

Calling a team soft when Blair is playing for you is like saying Sarah Jessica Parker has a short face.

11 votes

Tony Parker.

8 votes

65 votes | Poll has closed

DeJuan Blair Wallpaper.

Hipuks — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:03:35 -0000

Blair's performance during the Rockets game inspired me to do this wallpaper. I used a program a bit more advanced than last time, and I think it shows in the final product. I know it's a bit busy, but I wanted to convey different themes in this wallpaper, and explore different topics. You can download it for now as you please, but I might watermark it later for sale through Getty or another photo agency.

Click here for bigger version.

Watchoo talking 'bout Willis?

Hipuks — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:17:03 -0000

Disclaimer: This is not related to basketball at all, if you want something related to basketball, seriously consider abandoning PTR.

I adopted a dog this past Thursday, which means I get to feel morally superior to everyone for a week or two. His name was Willis but I thought, what a gay name. Then I thought, wait, hold on, that's not politically correct, so then I thought again, was a lame name. Because nobody gives a shit about the lame.

I changed his name to Lucas, he wasn't responding to Willis anyway so I could've named him Sean Hannity for all he cares.

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Should've named him Spotty...

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He wasn't my first choice. I much rather prefer a larger breed like a Pit Bull, but the building doesn't allow large breeds because they're ignorant fuckers. I was gonna get a Dachshund type dog, but before I was able to get her, she was adopted. It's a shame, I had a lot of female dog jokes prepared. Every night when he goes to sleep, I whisper to my dog, " You were third best, boy...You were third best...One single effing mistake and it's back to the shelter, hear me? Love ya."

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I've spent way more money than I thought I would on him, and this is just the start I'm sure. On the bright side, I didn't get a brain parasite from a cat, so it was a good choice of pet. He also kinda has a smart ass face, so you know....Fits with me.

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If you go to websites looking for training tips, there's HUGE fights over whether to use positive only training, or negative training, or a mix of the two. I'm lucky that my girlfriend knows about this stuff and has pretty much brainwashed me to her way of thinking.

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Which is why I use this, the prong collar. Trust me, it's way better than it looks. You can read about it if you don't believe me. But I have to confess, part of the reason I like also like other than it being an excellent training tool, is that is really pisses off the cuddly-rainbowy people, and what I can say, I'm just an asshole.

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For those wondering, he's a Jack Russell Terrier/ Rat Terrier mix, according to the shelter, but I think he has a bit of Beagle in him. Alright, I hope I haven't opened the gates to a flood of people posting about their pets. Thanks for indulging me if you read this post.

Spurs make yet another move.

Hipuks — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:29:26 -0000

Spurs make yet another move.

Via the AP. In a move that has some GM's around the league mystified, the Spurs today decided to sign Smithee Martinez, only to later waive him, re-sign him and re-waive him, to then sign him, trade him, get him back in a complex 10 player trade, then finally waive him. Smithee is a guard from DeVry University who had scored 1.5ppg and 0.7rebounds during his 5 years studying Web Design. The trade was initially announced today at 12am ET. By 5pm ET, all the various moves had finished and the Spurs were left exactly with the same roster. A GM who declined to be quoted by name said to the AP, " For most people this kind of move would seem a little crazy, schizophrenic even, but you gotta trust the Spurs FO, they always know what they're doing."

With Smithee Martinez being waived, the current Spurs roster stands at 64 players.

DEL POTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hipuks — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:26:53 -0000

OMG!!!!! DEL POTRO JUST BEAT FEDERER IN THE US OPEN FINAL!!!!!! I BET THE MEDIA WON'T EVEN GIVE CREDIT TO DEL POTRO BECAUSE HE'S ARGENTINIAN LIKE FANGIO AND MARADONA AND DULCE DE LECHE. FEDERER WAS UP TWO SETS TO ONE BUT THEN DEL POTRO WAS LIKE, ARGENTINA POWER GO!! AND HE'S STARTED TO TURN THE MATCH AROUND LIKE FANGIO FOUGHT BACK IN THE 1957 NURBURGRING GRAND PIX WHEN HE WAS 46 SECONDS BEHIND BUT FOUGHT BACK LIKE A CORNERED ARGENTINIAN TO WIN THE RACE.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY DID DEL POTRO BEAT FEDERER BUT HE ALSO BEAT NADAL!! AND HIS FOREHHAND...OH GOD HIS FOREHAND...CONGRESS IS CURRENTLY PROPOSING INVADING DEL POTRO BECAUSE HIS FOREHAND IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! OH I'M SORRY FEDERER, DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA WIN DUE TO THE INHERENT BIAS AGAINST ARGENTINES? LOLLERSKATES!!!!!!! YOU FOOL!1!111... DEL POTRO FOREVER YEAH!! ALSO, SERENA FLIPPED OUT LIKE CRAZY BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO THE CURRENT POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE.

FANGIO, EVITA, OUR POLO PLAYERS, MARADONA!!!!!!!!!

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