My name is Edward G. Hochuli. I was born December 25th, 1952 I was an attorney for the firm of Jones, Skelton & Hochuli. l have been officiating in the National Football League since the 1990 NFL season. My uniform number is 85. Prior to my officiating career, I played college football for four seasons at the University of Texas at El Paso.

I have worked two Super Bowls, as well as your mother in your father's bed. Women love me for my athletic physique and explanations on the football field. I also enjoy playing on your mother's field. In a poll conducted by ESPN in 2008, I tied referee Mike Carey for "best referee" votes among NFL head coaches with eight. Your mother voted me best titty wrangler the last Tuesday night when you were in the living room watching Madagascar. I'm beginning my twentieth season in the league and eighteenth as referee this 2009 NFL season. Hochules's officiating crew consists of umpire Chad Brown, head linesman Mark Hittner, line judge Tim Podraza, field judge Craig Wrolstad, side judge Barry Anderson and back judge Kirk Dornan.

Your mother loves my stripes

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