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Hochuli loves Broccoli

Jan 07, 2009 Dec 15, 2009 8 105

My name is Edward G. Hochuli. I was born December 25th, 1952 I was an attorney for the firm of Jones, Skelton & Hochuli. l have been officiating in the National Football League since the 1990 NFL season. My uniform number is 85. Prior to my officiating career, I played college football for four seasons at the University of Texas at El Paso.

I have worked two Super Bowls, as well as your mother in your father's bed. Women love me for my athletic physique and explanations on the football field. I also enjoy playing on your mother's field. In a poll conducted by ESPN in 2008, I tied referee Mike Carey for "best referee" votes among NFL head coaches with eight. Your mother voted me best titty wrangler the last Tuesday night when you were in the living room watching Madagascar. I'm beginning my twentieth season in the league and eighteenth as referee this 2009 NFL season. Hochules's officiating crew consists of umpire Chad Brown, head linesman Mark Hittner, line judge Tim Podraza, field judge Craig Wrolstad, side judge Barry Anderson and back judge Kirk Dornan.

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Behind the Steel Curtain How my Super Bowl Experience was...

Ref calls ben's Signature super bowl draw a yard short. (yelled at the refs through my tv)

Defense makes the stop (cracked open another beer)

Ben throws the deflected pick (ugh oh)

Harrison's record breaker (officially lost my voice on that play)

Fitz takes it to the house and the Cards go up (crap my pants and hang my towel on my head)

TV shows Ben grabbing his helmet before the scoreboard gave the Cards the lead ( F it, I'm now gonna swing this towel like there's no tommorow)

Ben hits tone ( I realize that Big Ben is an amazing QB)

My night ended up winning me a 50 dollar bet, a 25 dollar bet, and then 250 in a poker game after we got our six-pack.

I will always remember this day as one of my all time favorite days. I will sleep well tonight in the warmth of my steeler quilt, sheets, comforter, and pillows on my bed.

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Behind the Steel Curtain Mike Tomlin named 2008 Motorola head coach of the year

Tomlin did it. Actually the Steeler Nation did it. Isn't it funny that whenever a Steeler is a candidate for any award that is voted online, we win. I think there were many great coaches that deserved this but I also believe that Mike did an absolutely outstanding job this year. He overcame a lot. Let's give him some love BTSC. Congrats Mike Tomlin on your first superbowl appearance, coach of the year, and motivating our D to becoming one of the best.

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Behind the Steel Curtain I don't get to smash someone on sunday... so I'm punching Tim Lumber

I decided that I wasn't going to get invovled. But this guy is flat out ridiculous. The more I thought about it the more it pissed me off. Who thinks they're a hero for punching a Steeler fan? Who said that three rivers smells like crap? Who called out ALL of Steeler nation to try and "school him?" None other than Tim Lumber. The biggest bag of Baltimore douche that his proud city could expell. He has zero grammer skills, no punctuation, and no clue. He's a guest columnist that should never be allowed an opinion again.

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Behind the Steel Curtain James Harrison is an ass.

If you wanted a nice, loving, caring linebacker that played to entertain and help others, you wouldn't draft James Harrison. You wouldn't think about picking him up from free agency. If wanted a man that bowled through other men with one thing on his mind, you would pick up Deebo. I know that a lot of the same questions are asked and it can be annoying to the players. But I think the reason that James acted the way he did towards this reporter was to screw with Arizona's mind, if only just a little. If Jack Lambert was reincarnated as a black man, his name would be James Harrison. Only because these men shared equal traits. They were not easily intimidated. They were ferocious on the field. They screwed with your head if you weren't expecting it. James will most definitly not be "dropping into coverage on every play." He will provoke the Cards offense to step up or die trying...

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Behind the Steel Curtain The Hines Ward Show

I'm not a Pittsburgh native so I don't get to watch these on TV. If some of you haven't seen them either they're very funny. The whole season can be found here. I think it's funny that Hines Ward was wearing a "the Jeff Reed Show" sweater. Haha. Classic. Enjoy!

 

Here we go Steelers here we go! Here we go Steelers here we go! Pittsburgh's going to the super bowl Here we go!

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Behind the Steel Curtain Grab your shotgun. We're going bird hunting.

Ravens, Cardinals, Eagles. Three birds that can be dropped out of the sky with a little steel and lead. First up is the Ravens. Which, should be, without a doubt, our toughest game of the season. We came out of today's game better than we came into it. A screen door Offensive line? Not anymore. A sub-par running game? Hardly. A dingy and senseless QB? Nothing could be further from the truth. And to ice the cake, we came out without any significant injuries.

The Ravens on the other hand are beat up, sore, and not happy to go through Heinz field to get to the super bowl. We have an advantage here. We now know our identity. We know we won't Have to rely on our defense. We know Ben and his boys can get it done. If we can drop those crows we will have a chance to take down either the eagles or cardinals. I don't like thinking about facing the eagles in the SB. I keep hearing BB scream out in agony as he's slammed to the ground countless times. But, this is a different team than in week 2. We aren't to be pushed backward anymore. I can't see Ben being sacked as much if he's under the line that showed up today.

Here we go Steeler nation. Let's ride this glory to Tampa.

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Behind the Steel Curtain The Beard

In 2005 Ben sported The Beard. What happened? We won the whole friggin cake. Then he shaved it off. Many speculated that destroying the beard could hurt the team. They were right. The beard is what makes great men gods. Chuck Norris, Mr. T., James Harrison tore his own beard off with his bare hands because it itched him once. I want to see the beard in the playoffs. I also want to see JB but that's not happening.

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After our 5th ring Ben cuts it off and then this happens

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so what have we learned? If Ben wants that ring he has to ditch his razor right now. Grizzley Adams didn't get to where he is today by keeping a clean cut face. Anyone know where Grizzley Adams is anyhow?



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Behind the Steel Curtain Mangini named Browns Head Coach

here we go steelers. Now we have to take on mangenius twice a year. I don't think it will help that much for the browns organization. They have still have a lot to overcome. I still want Division titles every year. Bring it Eric! Oh and by the way I changed my account name. Gotta love the Hochuli! Broccoli broccoli broccoli Broccoli broccoli broccoli broccoli broccoli. ed loves his freakin broccoli. Broccoli is to ed what spinach is to popeye. All was filler

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