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HoodRiverDuck

  • joined Oct 27, 2009
  • last login Apr 20, 2014
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IKTS Week 35/36 - MEGAWEEK BLOWOUT

I'll be in Italy for the next two weeks, and will be damned if I'm wasting a moment of my time hanging around with you clowns in the electron ether of the internet. (Oh who am I kidding, they have...

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IKTS WEEK 34 - F*CK F*CK F*CK

That's all. Week 33 (click for spreadsheet) Points IKTS Astar 13 2 Scrupio 11 1 HoodRiverDuck 10 2 Captain Kirk 3 7 1 Sam5001 7 1 Adnan Ilyas 7 0 Philly37 6 1 AndrewMain ...

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IKTS Week 33 - HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, THIS MAY GET SCARY

The next six weeks are going to require heavy sedation and probably all of us will incur a medical bill or three. Everton is four points behind us, with a game in hand, and hosts us this week. ...

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IKTS Week 32 - WELP.

Going to keep it brief this week, on spring break with the kids but want to get something up before the midweek catch-up matches. At least we play a team I feel like we can actually give a game. ...

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IKTS Week 31 - WHAT DID I MESS UP THIS TIME?

Go ahead and proofread thoroughly, because I sure as hell must've missed something or somebody this week. Also, before I get on with it, I'll be in Italy April 15-30. I'm sure as hell not going...

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IKTS Week 30 - WEMBLEYBOUND

Well, that felt slightly better, didn't it? We all saw the Gunners we love, convincing and beautiful, beating Everton en route to a Wembley semifinal date. And our little game just keeps getting...

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IKTS Week 29 - I HAVE ALWAYS HATED SOCCER

Stupid stupid stupid fucking Stoke. Week 28 (click for spreadsheet) Points IKTS Astar 12 3 T.Coolguy 11 3 sluellwitz 9 1 unclf14 8 1 Sam5001 7 1 SteakBaller 7 1 silverace99 ...

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IKTS Week 28 - WHA HAPPEN?

I'll tell you what happened. AStar was on a tear for the first nine games, scoring in each of them. The top of the podium AND the year's first 10-pick week were well in his grasp. Until... L...

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IKTS Week 27 - STEAKBALLIN'

A win, a loss, a draw in our biggest week to date this season. Meh. At least we did get to witness one good guy dominating this week, as Steakballer is just kicking himself for not having a...

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IKTS Week 26 - SILVERACE99 WINS THE CRAPTRAVAGANZA

What the everliving fuck was all of that? Liverpool thrashes Arsenal 5-1, Norwich successfully parks the biggest ass bus you ever saw against City, and Scrappy Midtable Side Manchester United™...

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IKTS Week 25 - TOP OF THE TABLE

Everybody's favorite competitor reclaimed their rightful place atop the table this week at long last! What, Arsenal? That's great and all, but I'm talking about ME, BITCHES! /...

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IKTS WEEK 24 - THIS TIME WITH MORE CURSING

Premier League matches on an actual Saturday for once? What a surprising, groundbreaking breath of fresh air. And if there's one good way to wash the Soton-smelling shit out of our pants, it's...

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IKTS Week 22 Report - ONWARD

In lieu of having to think of clever new jokes this week, I'm going to substitute this neat-o GIF. via 25.media.tumblr.com Week 22 (Click for spreadsheet) Points IKTS T.Coolguy 14 2 A...

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IKTS Week 22 - JUST PICK TWO-NIL, YOU SHOULD BE FINE

So many two-nils. Like six of them this week? And I'd have loved a seventh from our little clash at Villa Park, but instead I got diarrhea and angina. Anyway, lots of scoring this week! Many,...

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IKTS Week 21 - PICKS

Saturday, January 11:Hull vs Chelsea, 7:45am, NBCSNTottenham vs Crystal Palace, 10am, NBCSNCardiff vs West Ham, 10am, Premier League Extra TimeEverton vs Norwich, 10am, Premier League Extra TimeF...

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IKTS WEEK 20 REPORT

Wow. That was one festive season. It seemed like we were spiraling negatively when a strange calm arose, everyone got injured, and despite that we managed to win our last four matches. Anyway,...

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IKTS Week 20 - HALFWAY HOME

Holy crap, you guys. More games. It's a wonder my Caps Lock key isn't broken yet. An even greater wonder: Arsenal on top at the halfway point. Greater still: more league points in 2013 than...

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IKTS Week 19 - DOWNRIGHT FESTIVE

You thought you'd gotten a lump of coal in your stocking, but you actually got LUKAS FREAKING PODOLSKI. Oh, and you get the chance to use your random number generators again, because here comes...

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IKTS Week 18 - SO CONFUSED DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

These games keep on happening. And since Brad Masson had a lot of gratuitous, totally-not-in-the-source-material screen time in the new Hobbit movie, I wasn't sure if he'd have the time to get...

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IKTS Week 17 - THE USURPER IS IMPATIENT

Brad Masson's new earthly form is trapped atop Isengard, forced by Saruman to endure The 12 Dogs of Christmas on an infinite loop. Or maybe he's got finals, or maybe SBN's hamsters got little bit...

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MBB Open Thread: UC-Irvine Anteaters @ Oregon Ducks

via www.sfzoo.org Let's face it, an anteater is probably the silliest mascot in sports. They do eat ants, which is a valuable service to those of us who are too lazy to wipe off the goddamn...

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IKTS Week 15 Report - SIGNING OFF

The Prodigal Bmasson11 has returned! Long live Brad Masson! Long live Gandalf the Red Santa Claus! It must have been pretty badass to see him and Rudolph fighting off the Balrog using their...

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IKTS Week 15 - PEEPANTS STAN TO THE RESCUE

Peepants Stan has rescued The Prodigal Bmasson11 from the trunk of the Bentley at Alisher Usmanov's Fantasy Death Metal Camp, but for some reason he needs him to help solve some riddles that a...

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IKTS Week 14 - SUFFOCATING HERE

The Prodigal Bmasson11 seems to have gotten himself locked in the trunk of a Bentley at Alisher Usmanov's Fantasy Death Metal Camp. I'm sure there's just been a freak accident, and not a...

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I Know The Score -- Week 13, SO MANY GAMES, SO LITTLE TIME

The insanity of the Premier League holiday schedule is upon us. So I figured I'd get this out early, while we all wait for The Prodigal Bmasson11 to return from his spell at Alisher Usmanov's...

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I Know The Score - Week 12, WITH AWESOME CHARTS

Didn't see one up for this week, so I took the initiative. As some of you know from my post in last week's IKTS, I played around with spreadsheets and found a way to have Excel auto-tabulate...

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WEEK FOUR OPEN FOOTBALL THREAD

I know, I know. Today's slate of games leaves a little to be desired, so you could forgive the mods for not having an open thread up by 7am. Seriously, scanning down the list of football games is...

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2011 Season Awards: Sandwich MVP

Reflecting upon our beloved Oregon Ducks' 2011 regular season, I'm reminded of the most important factors that drove its success. The spread offense and the zone read, you ask? Those things are...

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Pac-12 CG meetup?

Anyone interested? We started a discussion in the Quack Fix, but then we got sidetracked talking about McMenamins and beer and I like beer because beer makes me ten times better looking than I...

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WTS [PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP TICKETS]

Hey all.  I lucked into 6 tickets together for Friday's championship game.  Which is super!  And which would be even MORE super if I had five friends, or even one who liked football.  (Doctors...

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