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IOWA'S UNIFORMS GO TO THE WORLD CUP

Wherein we imagine a variety of spiffy kits for black and gold Iowa footballers.

THE B1G APPLE: NEW YORK OVERTAKEN WITH B1G FEVER

The league's attempts to establish itself in the five boroughs have been wildly successful, with Midwestern culture taking over every aspect of New York City life.

BHGP: THE MOVIE: MCCABE-ZILLA 2014

In which we look for funding for our first movie, a kaiju battle royale featuring Zach McCabe, Herky the Hawk, and more!

FERENTZ LOSES FRIENDLY WAGER, GETS FIRST TATTOO

Iowa's head coach lost a bet he made with Iowa State coach Paul Rhoads that his school would raise more money for charity, and agreed to get a small tattoo as a result.

11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT IOWA'S SLIDE

Want to know what caused Iowa's slide into mediocrity? Here are eleven totally serious and realistic conspiracy theories that explain it.

DEATH BY 1000 CUTS: IOWA'S DEFENSE VS ILLINOIS

A deep dive into 16 plays that are emblematic of the decline of Iowa's defense

BHGP PLAYER PREVIEWS: MELSAHN BASABE

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The lost man in Iowa's gaggle of tweener forwards, Melsahn Basabe may just be the Rolls-Royce of Big Ten energy players.

BHGP PLAYER PREVIEWS: ANTHONY CLEMMONS

The most popular target of Fran's ire in 2012 may just provide a crucial spark in 2013... but those turnovers...

BHGP PLAYER PREVIEWS: ADAM WOODBURY

What can we expect from Iowa's starting center in his second season?

FRAN FINDS INNER PEACE; EXPERTS SAY SEASON DOOMED

A mysterious summer experience has transformed the fiery coach into the embodiment of bliss; Street and Smith downgrades Iowa's win-loss record in response.

IOWA HIPSTERS REJECT NEWLY POPULAR BASKETBALL TEAM

When the Hawkeyes were struggling up-and-comers, watching their games was "more rewarding", "knottier", according to bearded, thick-framed glasses-wearing throng.

POWELL STUCK IN 1955 DUE TO SPEED-TIME INCIDENT

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The first-year Iowa wide receiver disappeared from the Minnesota game after attaining a top speed of 28 mph.

LOWERY'S SEASONED SALT TIE-IN ANNOUNCED

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In honor of the Iowa defensive back's excellent play in the first three games, the University of Iowa Athletic Department has created a special seasoning suitable for steak, french fries, and even...

SECRET FERENTZ TAPE RECORDING LEAKED

Yet another shocking secret tape from a Big Ten coach has leaked, and BHGP has the exclusive transcript. Among other topics, Ferentz addresses his opinion of the fans, internet message boards, and...

FRAN McCAFFERY POSTGAME REMARKS TRANSLATED

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Fran McCaffery made a few post-game remarks after their final game in France. Those comments were translated, then re-translated nine times, and back into English. We present those remarks here,...

A PESSIMIST'S GUIDE TO IOWA'S SEASON

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What if everything – absolutely everything – went wrong for Iowa this year? We simulate how the season would go.

HOW TO MAKE HAWKEYE DUCT TAPE AT HOME

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Iowa-themed duct tape may not be available at every store, but that doesn't mean you can't have a roll of your own. We walk you through the steps of making your own custom design duct tape in...

NEW TROPHY FOR NORTHERN ILLINOIS GAME ANNOUNCED

The new trophy will tell the tale of a famous DeKalb-Iowa City encounter from long ago.

GREG DAVIS: "I FOUND MORE SNAPS"

The Iowa OC wanted the offense to increase their pace, so he started berating them with sharp, biting insults, and got results.

HORSES SHOULD PLAY HUMAN FOOTBALL

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A counterpoint to the previous article which claimed that it was a bad idea for horses to play football.

A FAN'S DISSENT: BIG TEN DIVISIONS

Most people seem to like the new divisional alignments in the Big 10, but not one particularly incensed Iowa fan: Bluford Potts of Boone County, Iowa.

IOWA BASKETBALL GETS NEW NIKE-DESIGNED UNIFORMS

Christopher Polyblend is back with his first foray into basketball uniform design

THE BUZZER 2013: PREDICTING THE 2014 LINEUP

There are only 200 minutes to assign in a game, and about a bajillion players on your bench. Who's going in?

BHGP TAKES OVER WRIGLEY FIELD

In one of those "is this real life?" moments, a silly BHGP nickname for Aaron White makes it onto the scoreboard at Wrigley Field.

THE BUZZER 2013: FRAN-GRAPHS, RETROSPECTICUS

A detailed dive into the year that was for Hawkeye men's hoops.

FRAN-GRAPHS: BAYLOR

Iowa ran into a motivated team with three NBA-level players, and the result was not pretty

FRANNY HALL

How did the Hawks spend their free time in New York? By annoying Woody Allen.

FRAN-GRAPHS, MARYLAND

Fran-Graphs, Maryland, wherein Iowa shows itself rounding into the team in full.

CLEARING OUT THE PHOTOSHOP BAG

Not all of our ideas work out, but the photoshops still remain. We show you some of the BHGP stories that didn't make the cut the past few years.

FRAN-GRAPHS, VIRGINIA

Yes, Virginia, there is a Fran-ta Claus, and he is a dark and vengeful Fran-ta Claus

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