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FRAN-GRAPHS, INDIANA STATE

Introducing "A Child's Garden of Profane Counting Rhymes Delivered by College Basketball Coaches"

FRAN-GRAPHS, NORTHWESTERN

Northwestern dared Iowa to make a million easy shots, and Iowa nearly obliged them by missing 600,000.

FRAN-GRAPHS, NEBRASKA

Wherein we honor senior Eric May with his very own BHGBox commemorative trading card.

ERIC MAY: A SENIOR DAY APPRECIATION

A look back on the exhilarating, frustrating and finally respectable career of Eric May.

FRAN-GRAPHS: ILLINOIS

We Devyn Marble with his own 90s-style poster and introduce several possible nicknames for Gabe Olaseni.

FRAN-GRAPHS, INDIANA

Presenting the newest Batman supervillain: Two-Fran. On defense he looks great, but on offense he's a twisted, hideous freak.

FRAN-GRAPHS, NEBRASKA

How a lackluster half by Iowa and an inspired half by the Nebraska starters sank the Hawks' tourney hopes; also, a note on how Iowa's schedule-maker sank their RPI before the season even started.

FRAN-GRAPHS, MINNESOTA

In which the switch to zone defense turns one team from Goofus to Gallant... and vice versa.

FRAN-GRAPHS, PENN STATE

Breaking down Iowa's win over Penn State in basketball.

HAYDEN FRY'S TURTLE PLOT

Urban Meyer recently revealed that Woody Hayes once that a snapping turtle bite his Woody Hayes as a motivational ploy, but it turns out that isn't the only Ohio-State-turtle-private-biting story out there.

FRAN-GRAPHS, NORTHWESTERN

Devyn Marble went into the post, Mike Gesell shut down Dave Sobolewski, the team shot better than 40% from the field for once, and the result was a solid victory over jNW.

FRANIMAL PLANET: IOWA VS. NORTHWESTERN

After a brutal week of close losses, will Iowa have the focus and intensity necessary to avoid the dread trap game against Northwestern?

FRAN-GRAPHS, WISCONSIN

Wherein Fran wonders just what deity he offended to deserve this.

FRAN-GRAPHS, MINNESOTA

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Call it bad luck, call it nerves, call it fate, but Iowa can't seem to catch a break in close games.

FRAN-GRAPHS, PENN STATE

Well, it counts as a win in the standings, so that's nice.

COACH VENDING MACHINE 2: VENDING DAY

When Iowa posted an opening for assistant football coach, they didn't expect that one of the applicants would be revenge ... by a vending machine. I mean, why would they?

FRAN-GRAPHS, PURDUE

Wherein Iowa plays one of the ugliest halves of offensive basketball this side of Northern Iowa, still almost wins.

FRAN-GRAPHS: OHIO STATE

Iowa just cut a 24 point lead to 4 in twelve minutes, so you know what time it is: time to play the feud!

FRAN-GRAPHS: WISCONSIN

Iowa came out inspired by the occasion and played basically a perfect defensive game for the first 20 minutes of the game; the last 10? Eh, not so good.

CHIP KELLY SAYS FAREWELL VIA OBSCURE PICTOGRAMS

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Newly hired Eagles coach Chip Kelly said goodbye to his former players today, using only a stack of four-image pictograms.

FRAN-GRAPHS: NORTHWESTERN

If Aaron White throws a shoe at Fran McCaffery's head, but no one sees it (because it was on ESPN U), did he really throw a shoe?

FRAN-GRAPHS, MICHIGAN STATE

A game with no order, continuity, or flow gets the only appropriate treatment: a flow chart

LONDON CALLING: GABE OLASENI'S PLAN FOR HALFTIME

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Gabe Olaseni brings some exciting new Anglophile ideas to improve Carver's halftime proceedings.

FRAN-GRAPHS, MICHIGAN

That escalated quickly. That really got out of hand fast.

FRAN-GRAPHS, INDIANA

We look at Iowa's tough loss to Indiana in the only appropriate way: a cut-of-meat-o-gram.

MABEL AND GABLE: SEASONS GREETINGS

Mabel thinks it's been a pretty good year, but Gable is more critical.

BADGERS HIRE GARY ANDERSON AS HEAD COACH

In a shocking move, the University of Wisconsin has hired former Steeler, Eagle, 49er, Viking and Titan kicker Gary Anderson as their next head coach.

MABLE AND GABLE: TV TALK

Dan Gable loves Dylan McDermott; Mable, not so much

FRAN-GRAPHS, NORTHERN IOWA

Iowa owes its win over Northern Iowa to solid play from beyond the arc on both sides of the ball

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