Horn Brain

  • joined Mar 05, 2008
  • last login Aug 29, 2014
  • posts 109
  • comments 3736

Resident random analysis stat geek.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Houston Astros
  • NBA Houston Rockets
  • NFL Houston Texans
  • NCAAF Texas Longhorns
  • NCAAB Texas Longhorns
  • Tennis Andy Roddick
  • General Texas Rugby
  • La Liga Barcelona
  • EPL Liverpool
User Blog

Texas hoops recruits No. 1 Tristan Thompson


Now Barnes is really building himself a program. We got mommas throwing their babies at us!

Surprise NCAA Championship Opportunity!


Join the fun here as #7 Texas goes up against defending champions #4 Georgia, in a rematch of an indoor event that the 'Horns lost 4-2.  The match is on ESPNU, and you can also follow it at Tulsa's...

Bohls on Texas' Turnaround and Tourney Hopes


Kirk Bohls' take on Texas' recent ascension to 'pretty good' from 'pretty bad'.

Texas Baseball at A&M: Game 2


This will become your Game 2 recap once the 'Horns finish up in CS tonight (Knock on Austin Wood).  For now though, here's what's up.  You can follow the game yourself here . Texas goes up 4-2...

Texas Baseball vs. A&M: Game 1 Recap


I had the chance to watch the Longhorns take care of business in the first game of the series with the Aggies at UFCUDFF (bleh) tonight, and I must admit that I was quite impressed.  Due to a... Doesn't Understand Concept of "Just One" All-American


I'm typing this glancing over my shoulder as I sit in knee-knocking fear of John Bianco's reprisal, but I just thought I'd point out to you all that whoever runs has forgotten what it's...

Limas Sweed on EDSBS: Dastardly


If you don't already read this blog every day, do.

Let's not forget about the Texas vs Michigan Rose Bowl!


Let's not forget about the Texas vs Michigan Rose Bowl!

The Texas offensive line was the reason for the almost-great 2006 season.


The Texas offensive line was the reason for the almost-great 2006 season.

AAS: DJ Augustin To Declare


The Austin American Statesman is reporting that DJ Augustin will declare for the NBA draft today.  The good news is that they're also reporting he won't hire an agent.  We should have expected as...

Winning score for Texas @ UCLA 12/2/07.


Winning score for Texas @ UCLA 12/2/07.

Vince Young to Limas Sweed for 6 in the 'Shoe.


Vince Young to Limas Sweed for 6 in the 'Shoe.

Longhorns: "Balbay's Suspension 'Dogus'."


The AAS has a story up on Texas' future point guard Dogus Balbay's suspension for playing "professionally" in Europe prior to coming to Texas.  Texas is saying that Balbay was cleared to play for...

Etiquette at the Kill...


Texas' newest freshman recruiting class participated in the dining etiquette portion of the embarrassingly-titled life-skills program that Mack Brown has had in place since he arrived in 1998...

Bill Little Got No Game!


Bill Little explains, in deafening gravitas, how the offseason works.  To open, he pulls a strange little rabbit out of his hat: (blah blah blah, Texas hired Abe Lemons and moved B-ball into the...

HB on H-Town


Horn Brain here with a review of the Madness from Houston, as well as a first impression of Memphis up close. Texas owns Reliant -  I'll defer to AW on this one, but I would say at the very...

Baseball Can't Catch Stanford, 6-5


Finally made it out to the new Disch-Falk Field today to watch game two of the three game series between the 'Horns and the Cardinal.  Although Texas came up just short today, the game was very...

Art Briles Will Fit in Nicely...


Checked out ESPN's Big XII Notebook today.  Just a few interesting tidbits before bedtime.  Also, to make them even more drowse-inducing, I'll relate them all to physics concepts...1.)  The Law of...

Christmas in July


So I was thinking about how busy I am right now, and I thought, "Oh what a relief Summer will be!"  Then I thought, "Oh, crap!  Summer means no sports!  No baseball, basketball, or even... a...


Texas Rugby, Final Week: Oops, Spoiled It...

You could have guessed by the title of the diary, but Texas didn't manage a win over LSU today.  The Tigers put Texas' playoff hopes to rest with a 29-14 loss that was closer than the score shows....


Texas Rugby Week 3: Ups and Downs

Texas Rugby was forced by bad weather postponements into a double header this weekend, so I'll do one writeup for both matches -- Horn BrainOne eighty-minute session of full-on contact at a dead...


So... Much... Rugby! (And Tech Highlights!)

Texas Tech Highlights Video (WARNING, very loud, don't get caught at work listening to death metal.): Last week's rugby game against A&M had to be rescheduled due to College Station being so...


Mommy Make the Bad Man Stop!

Check out this little number.  I can't make the link work directly to what I'm after, so just click search, then scroll down and go to the pull down menu that says "Football Ticket Sales".  Select...


Texas Rugby Week 2: Pucker up, Sis.

It was the game-breaker.  Texas' fullback caught a pass and hit a gap at full speed.  Instantly behind the defense, he even had enough time to cut back to the center of the field to score the try...


Texas Rugby @ Tech: Preview & Rice Highlights

Last week, Texas handled Rice and took a huge step towards taking the Texas division.  To go along with my match report from last week, check out the highlights, courtesy of Second Side Captain...


Texas Rugby Week 1: Texas 24 - Rice 8

Revenge is sweet.The Texas Rugby team handled its first test of the season with ease yesterday, turning what looked to be a close game at the half (10-8, Texas), into a decisive victory.  Texas was...


Big Game This Saturday...

... Against RICE! RICE! RICE!There's one D-1 sports program at the University of Texas that you probably haven't heard much about, so here's a little season-intro for the Texas Rugby club,...


Stupid ESPN!

The wise and knowledgeable ESPN staff has decided to put out its especially retarded pre-pre-pre-season rankings.I'll leave it to the rest of you to berate it, but I am so pissed that we're in the...


Holy God of Bizarre Pain!

Texas-Ex TE Bo Scaife will miss the playoffs for Tennessee due to... I shudder to mention... A lacerated liverWTF?  Anyone who watched the game will remember the play he suffered the injury (That...

Newer Showing 61 - 90 of 109 Older
Log In Sign Up

Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.


You must be a member of to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at You should read them.


You must be a member of to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at You should read them.




Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.