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May 27, 2008 Nov 10, 2009 23 1213

I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

a fan of

Atlanta Braves Major League Baseball Team

Miami Dolphins National Football League Team

Iowa Hawkeyes NCAA Men's Football Division 1A Team

Georgetown Hoyas NCAA Men's Basketball Division 1 Team

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The Rivalry, Esq. Commented That's the next hurdle for you on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 4:29 PM EST (1 reply)

Casual Hoya Commented Let's be honest here, Casual on And It Begins... 2009-10 Season Tips Off at 7pm on Casual Hoya - 11/09/09 3:40 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Um, given UCLA's record on FYI, WHAT LA TIMES CHRIS DUFRESNE SAID ABOUT IOWA LOSS on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/09/09 3:21 PM EST (1 reply)

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented 8-4?? on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 3:09 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I'll gladly take 3 out of 4 on F*ck you, jNU on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/09/09 12:53 PM EST

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented Oh, don't start this again on 2009 Bowl Projections - Post Week 10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 12:28 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Now that it's Monday on The Breaking Point on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/09/09 12:23 PM EST (2 replies)

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented Always a possibility on 2009 Bowl Projections - Post Week 10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 11:01 AM EST (1 reply)

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented Shhhhh on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/08/09 8:35 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Now that on Deep Thought For The Night on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 5:20 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I'm with RossWB on this one on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 5:18 PM EST

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented No, don't worry on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/08/09 4:28 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Yeah, we remember you on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 4:17 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I don't know if I would describe my reaction as "relieved" on Deep Thought For The Night on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 12:24 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented So, does that mean that they're on F*ck you, jNU on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 12:17 PM EST

Sippin' On Purple Commented Um, on Northwestern, 17, No. 4 Iowa, 10. on Sippin' On Purple - 11/08/09 3:04 AM EST

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented Not confirmed yet on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/08/09 2:58 AM EST (3 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented jNWU:Iowa::Iowa:PSU on F*ck you, jNU on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:49 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Posted My thoughts after today on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:46 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Actually on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:38 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented You clearly on Deep Thought For The Night on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:18 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented It hurts so much to say, but next year... on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 11:16 PM EST (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented HoyaGoon = Inconsolable on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 9:20 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented He meant on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:08 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented This could blow up in our faces on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:06 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Dammit Murray on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:01 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented "I don't want your life!" on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:00 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented +1 on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 1:59 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I think Facebook and Excel on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 1:58 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Someone said last week on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 1:55 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Actually, I know exactly where this is on Hawkeye Pride! Located on the top floor condo, just off of I-66 between the exit for Fairfax... on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 4:03 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Dear Iowa, on There's A Game on Saturday? Just Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 3:56 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented No, you're wrong on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 2:06 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Besides, the SEC has its own network on The Big Ten Network Is Like Our Very Own Fox News And We Are Totally Okay With That on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 2:05 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Not shortcomings on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 12:18 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Voted for Iowa to go Over on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 12:11 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Actually, just remembered on Iowa's Five Worst Upsets in All of History on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 3:02 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented This line on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 2:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Well now we're definitely fucked on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 2:52 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented You know on Iowa's Five Worst Upsets in All of History on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 12:03 PM EST (4 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Clarification please! on Iowa's Five Worst Upsets in All of History on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 12:00 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented +69 on The Hawkeyes have pulled off the "Tiger Slam" on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 10:33 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Clausen? on BlogpLOL Week Nine: The Glass Ceiling on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 5:39 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented No Sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again! on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 5:13 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Posted This is, at best, only tangentially related to the Hawkeyes. But this has to be the most... on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 3:35 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented "What's a fisking?" on In Defense of Kirk Ferentz and the Dreaded Fact Sheet (With Some Help From an Old Friend) on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 3:31 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented No, you're a real woman (I assume) on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 3:29 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented No shame in that! on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 2:43 PM EST

Casual Hoya Commented Whatever it takes on Stay Hot, 'Cuse! Division II Le Moyne Shocks #25 Syracuse in Men's Hoops on Casual Hoya - 11/04/09 1:49 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Herbie might be off on There is no Ohio State. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:45 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Richmond, VA on Hawkeye Nation Invades Columbia, Missouri on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:39 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Next we're going to find out Angerer collects unicorns on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:32 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented And StoopsMyAss on Kafka on GameDay on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:28 PM EST

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented I don't think it's the change that's burning. on Do Not Adjust Your TV on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/04/09 11:17 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented That was unnecessary on In Defense of Kirk Ferentz and the Dreaded Fact Sheet (With Some Help From an Old Friend) on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 10:32 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Does this mean on "I have noticed casually, that usually, the first team to complain about the rankings is the... on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 3:44 PM EST (2 replies)

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Black Heart Gold Pants Commented +1 on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 1:36 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Sorry on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 11:12 AM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Unicorns on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 10:57 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Well, you gotta admit on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 10:52 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented We're goal posts in a large body of water fucked. on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 10:50 AM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented He's good on Adam Richardson??? - That would be a beast of a RB! on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 11:06 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented "The answer to these questions is: no, no, no and the pundits faces are covered with duck semen" on An addendum to "F--k you, we're Iowa". on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 11:05 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented +Googolplex on The Stanzi Identity on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 11:01 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented That depends on Iowa 42, Indiana 24: the game in pictures. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 10:55 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Gottlieb on Press release from the Iowa media relations folks.. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 8:50 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I just miss on Wha Happened? Week Nine on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 7:10 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Since we won on Iowa 42, Indiana 24: the game in pictures. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 5:30 PM EST

Black Shoe Diaries Commented Welcome to the land all Hawk fans currently inhabit on Wrap-Up: STANZIBALL STANZIBALL STANZIBALL on Black Shoe Diaries - 11/02/09 3:07 PM EST (1 reply)

The Rivalry, Esq. Commented USC fans on 2009 Bowl Projections - Post Week 9 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/02/09 12:52 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Ever since this came up on Wha Happened? Week Nine on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 12:48 PM EST (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented No, the moral of the story on Sure Enough, Iowa Remains Static at #4 in BCS on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 12:38 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented The irony here on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 12:43 PM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Oh it was definitely the wind on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 12:38 PM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented The real problem here on Iowa to Drop from #4 in BCS All the Way to #4 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 12:27 PM EST (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I remember reading somewhere that on Post Game Thread on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:24 AM EST (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Big XII North = very not good on Post Game Thread on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:22 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Cowherd can suck every one of Hawkeye X's ten dicks on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:16 AM EST

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented FTW on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:11 AM EST

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