HoyaGoon

joined May 27, 2008
last login May 22, 2013
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I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

A Fan Of...

mlb Atlanta Braves
nfl Miami Dolphins
ncaaf Iowa Hawkeyes
ncaab Georgetown Hoyas

Recent Activity

	THat's because Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Assistants In The Middle Of The Pack For Pay on May 22 2013, 11:14a - 1 reply
	I don't see him/her Commented on B1G 2013 // Iowa Cocktail Party Preview on May 20 2013, 3:24p
	Touche Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Kirk Ferentz Talks To The DSM Register on May 20 2013, 3:21p
	One TD wins! Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Kirk Ferentz Talks To The DSM Register on May 20 2013, 2:56p - 1 reply
	It was even worse than it appears Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Kirk Ferentz Talks To The DSM Register on May 20 2013, 2:56p - 2 replies
	Nine times you say? Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 17 2013, 4:55p
	Boston Irish Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 17 2013, 3:10p
	Last year was disappointing, no doubt Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 17 2013, 3:09p
	Conference opener Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 16 2013, 3:03p - 3 replies
	Looks like I'm make a road trip to College Park in a year Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Meetings Notes II on May 16 2013, 2:56p
	Specific to Boise Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Meetings Notes on May 16 2013, 2:52p
	So, paint it yellow, I mean "gold" Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Scheduling: Boring Of The Big Ten on May 14 2013, 2:41p
	Especially since Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Scheduling: Boring Of The Big Ten on May 14 2013, 2:01p
	But that's also because the team typically travels out a week or more in advance for the bowl game Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Scheduling: Boring Of The Big Ten on May 14 2013, 1:54p - 1 reply
	I'm sorry for you Commented on The Great Flatsby on May 14 2013, 1:35p - 2 replies
	Not sure about this Commented on Gary Barta Is All About UNI. Except for When He's Not. on May 13 2013, 11:59a - 1 reply
	Yep Commented on Gary Barta Is All About UNI. Except for When He's Not. on May 13 2013, 11:55a
	The Great Seal Recommended on May 13 2013, 10:04a
	You can never unring that bell Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:45a - 1 reply
	Actually Commented on Hamsterdam is Being Yelled at by Gus Johnson on May 13 2013, 1:44a - 2 replies
	It was the conquering Commented on Hamsterdam is Being Yelled at by Gus Johnson on May 13 2013, 1:41a - 1 reply
	THIS Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:34a - 1 reply
	Indeed Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:30a
	It's simple Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:28a - 1 reply
	Not LSU Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:25a
	Actually, I don't think we do revenue sharing with ISU Commented on Gary Barta Is All About UNI. Except for When He's Not. on May 13 2013, 1:10a - 2 replies
	I think KF has shown that he's rather indifferent and immune Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 10 2013, 11:52a
	Unfortunately, no Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 8 2013, 2:10p
	Well, closer than VDB anyway Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 8 2013, 2:09p
	What is your basis for this? Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 8 2013, 2:03p - 1 reply
	Kat Williams' Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 7 2013, 1:38p
	Quick! How many times has KF beaten WMU? Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 7 2013, 1:32p - 1 reply
	I liked this movie better the first time Commented on Hamsterdam Lost the Rocket Launcher on May 7 2013, 1:29p - 1 reply
	Nah Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 9:06p - 3 replies
	You say "creative", I say "virginal" Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 9:06p
	don't worry, it's not that bad Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 8:34p
	Typical pro-equine statement! Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 7:58p - 1 reply
	Hey Krusty, don't you hate pants too?!? Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 7:31p - 1 reply
	Ahem Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 7:21p - 2 replies
	Eh, that was a lot more dickish than I intended Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 6:26p
	Which is 7 more than the number of conference titles they've won Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 6:22p - 1 reply
	Last year's offense, don't get me started! Recommended on May 6 2013, 6:14p
	Kirk Ferentz rhymes with "parents", eh? Recommended on May 6 2013, 6:13p
	"Tough to beat this one" Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 6 2013, 6:12p
	Agreed Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 6 2013, 6:11p
	Second String CJ, etc. Recommended on May 6 2013, 6:11p
	Well done! Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 6 2013, 6:11p
	That's owing to completely different rationales Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 6:01p - 1 reply
	I remember a key aspect of my entertainment law class Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 5:46p - 1 reply
	History would indicate Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 5:45p - 1 reply
	You're exactly right Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 5:41p - 1 reply
	For what it's worth Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 5:36p
	You can also kind of count me in that last group you described Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:38p - 2 replies
	THIS Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:19p
	How may are on off days (like Thursday)? Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:18p - 3 replies
	Only because Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:18p - 1 reply
	No, he's not ineligible Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:17p
	I really don't think Iowa could go 0-12 Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:15p - 1 reply
	Do you really believe that some people are actively rooting for failure? Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:13p - 2 replies
	Given that, when he entered the league, neither Nike or Reebok were that big in the basketball shoe market Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 5 2013, 8:21p - 1 reply
	I agree Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 5 2013, 8:20p - 1 reply
	THIS Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 4 2013, 4:54p - 2 replies
	Where ESPN can tell the SEC to play a rousing game of hide-and-go-fck-yourself Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 4 2013, 4:50p - 1 reply*
	They are complete pricks who go on fishing expeditions Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 11:49p - 1 reply
	Don't forget Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 10:33p - 2 replies
	Throw out big numbers - especially of long periods of time - and it's easy to get conned Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 10:20p - 1 reply
	The trick is getting the network onto the basic cable package tier Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 10:19p - 1 reply
	Would that were an option Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 9:53p
	You mean the one from the 1980s/1990s? Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 9:06p - 1 reply
	Stuck at work until midnight Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 8:01p - 2 replies
	Maybe Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:36p
	I would assume so Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:21p - 1 reply
	That can't be right Commented on BIG 2013 //Illinois Week - The greatest team none of us ever saw. The 1923 National Champion Fighting Illini. on May 3 2013, 6:19p - 1 reply
	I'm a little like you: I won't complain if it gets added to my DirecTV package Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:16p
	I think you're on to something Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:13p - 1 reply
	But how likely is ESPN to give up something? Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:04p - 1 reply
	Post-rectal gerbils Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 5:48p
	As a general rule Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 5:48p - 1 reply
	Oops, probably shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either. Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 5:45p
	Yes Commented on Hamsterdam Is Going To Win That Dang XBox on May 2 2013, 11:58p - 1 reply

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