HoyaGoon
May 27, 2008 Nov 10, 2009 23 1213
I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.
I do not possess "deceptive speed."
a fan of
Atlanta Braves
Miami Dolphins
Iowa Hawkeyes
Georgetown Hoyas
Recent activity
Commented That's the next hurdle for you on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 4:29 PM EST
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Commented Let's be honest here, Casual on And It Begins... 2009-10 Season Tips Off at 7pm on Casual Hoya - 11/09/09 3:40 PM EST
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Commented Um, given UCLA's record on FYI, WHAT LA TIMES CHRIS DUFRESNE SAID ABOUT IOWA LOSS on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/09/09 3:21 PM EST
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Commented 8-4?? on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 3:09 PM EST
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Commented I'll gladly take 3 out of 4 on F*ck you, jNU on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/09/09 12:53 PM EST
Commented Oh, don't start this again on 2009 Bowl Projections - Post Week 10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 12:28 PM EST
Commented Now that it's Monday on The Breaking Point on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/09/09 12:23 PM EST
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Commented Always a possibility on 2009 Bowl Projections - Post Week 10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/09/09 11:01 AM EST
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Commented Shhhhh on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/08/09 8:35 PM EST
Commented Now that on Deep Thought For The Night on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 5:20 PM EST
Commented I'm with RossWB on this one on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 5:18 PM EST
Commented No, don't worry on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/08/09 4:28 PM EST
Commented Yeah, we remember you on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 4:17 PM EST
Commented I don't know if I would describe my reaction as "relieved" on Deep Thought For The Night on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 12:24 PM EST
Commented So, does that mean that they're on F*ck you, jNU on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 12:17 PM EST
Commented Um, on Northwestern, 17, No. 4 Iowa, 10. on Sippin' On Purple - 11/08/09 3:04 AM EST
Commented Not confirmed yet on Just an Upset: Northwestern Knocks Off Stanzi and Iowa Too, 17-10 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/08/09 2:58 AM EST
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Commented jNWU:Iowa::Iowa:PSU on F*ck you, jNU on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:49 AM EST
Posted My thoughts after today on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:46 AM EST
Commented Actually on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:38 AM EST
Commented You clearly on Deep Thought For The Night on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/08/09 2:18 AM EST
Commented It hurts so much to say, but next year... on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 11:16 PM EST
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Commented HoyaGoon = Inconsolable on 17-10: Northwestern Steals Another Upset at Kinnick on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 9:20 PM EST
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Commented He meant on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:08 PM EST
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Commented This could blow up in our faces on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:06 PM EST
Commented Dammit Murray on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:01 PM EST
Commented "I don't want your life!" on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 2:00 PM EST
Commented +1 on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 1:59 PM EST
Commented I think Facebook and Excel on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 1:58 PM EST
Commented Someone said last week on SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG: EMO IOWA on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 1:55 PM EST
Commented Actually, I know exactly where this is on Hawkeye Pride! Located on the top floor condo, just off of I-66 between the exit for Fairfax... on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 4:03 AM EST
Commented Dear Iowa, on There's A Game on Saturday? Just Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/07/09 3:56 AM EST
Commented No, you're wrong on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 2:06 PM EST
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Commented Besides, the SEC has its own network on The Big Ten Network Is Like Our Very Own Fox News And We Are Totally Okay With That on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 2:05 PM EST
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Commented Not shortcomings on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 12:18 PM EST
Voted for Iowa to go Over on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/06/09 12:11 PM EST
Commented Actually, just remembered on Iowa's Five Worst Upsets in All of History on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 3:02 PM EST
Commented This line on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 2:53 PM EST
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Commented Well now we're definitely fucked on Top Ten Reasons Why Iowa Will Lose to Northwestern on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 2:52 PM EST
Commented You know on Iowa's Five Worst Upsets in All of History on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 12:03 PM EST
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Commented Clarification please! on Iowa's Five Worst Upsets in All of History on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/05/09 12:00 PM EST
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Commented +69 on The Hawkeyes have pulled off the "Tiger Slam" on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 10:33 PM EST
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Commented Clausen? on BlogpLOL Week Nine: The Glass Ceiling on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 5:39 PM EST
Commented No Sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again! on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 5:13 PM EST
Posted This is, at best, only tangentially related to the Hawkeyes. But this has to be the most... on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 3:35 PM EST
Commented "What's a fisking?" on In Defense of Kirk Ferentz and the Dreaded Fact Sheet (With Some Help From an Old Friend) on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 3:31 PM EST
Commented No, you're a real woman (I assume) on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 3:29 PM EST
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Commented No shame in that! on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 2:43 PM EST
Commented Whatever it takes on Stay Hot, 'Cuse! Division II Le Moyne Shocks #25 Syracuse in Men's Hoops on Casual Hoya - 11/04/09 1:49 PM EST
Commented Herbie might be off on There is no Ohio State. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:45 PM EST
Commented Richmond, VA on Hawkeye Nation Invades Columbia, Missouri on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:39 PM EST
Commented Next we're going to find out Angerer collects unicorns on The Manzi collects WHAT? on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:32 PM EST
Commented And StoopsMyAss on Kafka on GameDay on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 1:28 PM EST
Commented I don't think it's the change that's burning. on Do Not Adjust Your TV on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/04/09 11:17 AM EST
Commented That was unnecessary on In Defense of Kirk Ferentz and the Dreaded Fact Sheet (With Some Help From an Old Friend) on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/04/09 10:32 AM EST
Commented Does this mean on "I have noticed casually, that usually, the first team to complain about the rankings is the... on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 3:44 PM EST
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Joined SBNation.com - 11/03/09 2:46 PM EST
Commented +1 on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 1:36 PM EST
Commented Sorry on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 11:12 AM EST
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Commented Unicorns on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 10:57 AM EST
Commented Well, you gotta admit on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 10:52 AM EST
Commented We're goal posts in a large body of water fucked. on The Fall's Gonna Kill You on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/03/09 10:50 AM EST
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Commented He's good on Adam Richardson??? - That would be a beast of a RB! on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 11:06 PM EST
Commented "The answer to these questions is: no, no, no and the pundits faces are covered with duck semen" on An addendum to "F--k you, we're Iowa". on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 11:05 PM EST
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Commented +Googolplex on The Stanzi Identity on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 11:01 PM EST
Commented That depends on Iowa 42, Indiana 24: the game in pictures. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 10:55 PM EST
Commented Gottlieb on Press release from the Iowa media relations folks.. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 8:50 PM EST
Commented I just miss on Wha Happened? Week Nine on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 7:10 PM EST
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Commented Since we won on Iowa 42, Indiana 24: the game in pictures. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 5:30 PM EST
Commented Welcome to the land all Hawk fans currently inhabit on Wrap-Up: STANZIBALL STANZIBALL STANZIBALL on Black Shoe Diaries - 11/02/09 3:07 PM EST
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Commented USC fans on 2009 Bowl Projections - Post Week 9 on The Rivalry, Esq. - 11/02/09 12:52 PM EST
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Commented Ever since this came up on Wha Happened? Week Nine on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 12:48 PM EST
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Commented No, the moral of the story on Sure Enough, Iowa Remains Static at #4 in BCS on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/02/09 12:38 PM EST
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Commented The irony here on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 12:43 PM EST
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Commented Oh it was definitely the wind on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 12:38 PM EST
Commented The real problem here on Iowa to Drop from #4 in BCS All the Way to #4 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 12:27 PM EST
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Commented I remember reading somewhere that on Post Game Thread on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:24 AM EST
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Commented Big XII North = very not good on Post Game Thread on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:22 AM EST
Commented Cowherd can suck every one of Hawkeye X's ten dicks on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:16 AM EST
Commented FTW on This Is Getting Fairly Ridiculous: Iowa Wins, 42-24 on Black Heart Gold Pants - 11/01/09 6:11 AM EST




