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HoyaGoon

  • joined May 27, 2008
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I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Miami Dolphins
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NCAAB Georgetown Hoyas
Recent Activity
No, they absolutely did not
Commented on BIG TEN WRITERS PICK IOWA TO FINISH 2ND IN WEST on Jul 28 2014, 11:18p
Which is completely in line with what I said
Commented on BIG TEN WRITERS PICK IOWA TO FINISH 2ND IN WEST on Jul 28 2014, 11:17p - 1 reply
You're reading that wrong
Commented on GONE BABY GONE: NIC SHIMONEK AND LARON TAYLOR TO TRANSFER on Jul 28 2014, 5:47p
I think there was a lot of assumption by the fanbase
Commented on GONE BABY GONE: NIC SHIMONEK AND LARON TAYLOR TO TRANSFER on Jul 28 2014, 4:21p - 2 replies
Of course, the password is "password"
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 4:18p - 1 reply
I'm assuming your question means that Kinnick does not have complimentary Wi-Fi?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 3:41p - 2 replies
Hell, Dip-Shit posts on here
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 3:37p - 1 reply
Couldn't master his hang time
Commented on GONE BABY GONE: NIC SHIMONEK AND LARON TAYLOR TO TRANSFER on Jul 28 2014, 3:19p
No, he's from Crockett
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 3:14p
The loss of Taylor could end up really hurting
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 3:11p - 2 replies
Links?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
How 'bout a Fresca?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 2:46p - 1 reply
It does look really cool
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 2:18p
Or, ALL THE RBS!
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:52p
Or maybe we're aiming too low right now?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:41p
"So instead of trying to jam a square peg in the round hole"
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
Because he's not a WR#1
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
I'm probably the only one who thinks this
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
It wouldn't be Iowa Football
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
Again, I want to try to avoid projecting my own feelings onto the fanbase as a whole
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:05p
We're going to get A TON of penalties this year
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:03p - 2 replies
I'm surprised Ward is buried so far down the depth-chart
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:02p - 1 reply
So, basically they spent of whole lot of money to install new video boards
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 12:59p - 2 replies
Is there that much "good buzz" about this team?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 12:57p - 2 replies
True
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 12:16p - 2 replies
Might this be a trailing effect of the 2012 season?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 12:05p - 1 reply
Does the new video screen actually show highlights and scores of other games?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
Ah, yes, but we don't play Minnesota until November
Commented on BIG TEN WRITERS PICK IOWA TO FINISH 2ND IN WEST on Jul 28 2014, 2:21a - 1 reply
Wha?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 2:12a
Usually i have some sense, right or wrong, about what the season holds
Commented on BIG TEN WRITERS PICK IOWA TO FINISH 2ND IN WEST on Jul 28 2014, 2:04a - 1 reply
Holy hell, when the gf is out of town, I make poor decisions
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 2:01a - 2 replies
See, I'm not entirely sure that Lee ordering Pickett up the middle was that much of a blunder
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 2:00a - 1 reply
Obviously I missed something
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 1:52a - 1 reply
I literally ran in to Davis in the Old Capitol Mall last week
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 1:50a
Any answer is perfectly cromulent
Commented on BIG TEN WRITERS PICK IOWA TO FINISH 2ND IN WEST on Jul 27 2014, 5:42p - 2 replies
Like MSU
Commented on BIG TEN WRITERS PICK IOWA TO FINISH 2ND IN WEST on Jul 27 2014, 5:41p - 1 reply
I was thinking the exact same thing
Commented on DO NOT BUY THIS 2012 NORTHERN ILLINOIS COMMEMORATIVE SHIRT on Jul 25 2014, 12:14p
Horizontal/typewriter method
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 25 2014, 10:23a
Watch out Itchy, he's Irish!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 3:06p
I honestly feel sorry for the kid
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 3:05p - 3 replies
So, headed back to Cali
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 2:56p - 1 reply
Personally, I love the lengths ISU fans go to pretend Cyclones.tv provides any value or quality
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 2:50p - 5 replies
Good point
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 24 2014, 2:42p - 1 reply
Actually, on that play Scherff completely whiffed on the block and #6 made the tackle
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 24 2014, 1:36p - 1 reply
Stupid American Airlines canceling my fight
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 10:41a - 2 replies
Possibly worth fighting over
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 10:39a
There is a ton of geo-political brilliance in that
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 12:58a
Thank you
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 12:45a
By your logic, thousands of people vote with their money for Iowa to play teams like Missouri State
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 23 2014, 7:08p - 1 reply
This is absolutely true.
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 23 2014, 12:12a
Go home Catnuts, you're drunk
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 12:01a
Needs more emojis
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:53p
Dungy also has more than a couple of public comments in his past
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:50p - 2 replies
That's all fine and good, but I'll never forgive her for breaking up The Be Sharps
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:41p - 1 reply
"being so nonchalantly dismissive is dumb"
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 22 2014, 11:39p
Could you provide an example of a time you thought you were?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 22 2014, 11:31p - 1 reply
Not Kaz, Erb
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 22 2014, 7:38p - 1 reply
RPete is really odd
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 21 2014, 11:26p - 1 reply
My cousins played against Jok and some other Iowa guys this past weekend at the CRWC
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 21 2014, 11:24p
No arguments there
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:21p
I just miss the days of Bama posting his bowl projections
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:20p - 1 reply
BJORK
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:19p
Red helmets are ok
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 21 2014, 11:17p - 2 replies
Who is the Wisconsin writer at OTE?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:15p - 1 reply
I pretty much assumed so
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:13p - 1 reply
It seems to be
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:10p
Can we just ban the MSU commenters for a while?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:09p - 1 reply
I was under the impression that he ducked Georgetown for a number of years (ironically when MD was up and Gtown down, thus missing out on probable wins)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
The comments almost write themselves
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:59p - 1 reply
No, I'm pretty sure it was the SECOND biggest mistake of your life
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:57p
Had to re-read that comment
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:56p - 1 reply
I used to read Paul Lukas' Uni Watch blog a lot
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:55p - 2 replies
I agree that they look dumb
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:54p - 1 reply
What do I have to be bitter towards Gary Williams-era Maryland about?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:51p - 1 reply
It's so crazy, it just might work
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:50p - 1 reply
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