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HoyaGoon

  • joined May 27, 2008
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
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I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Miami Dolphins
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NCAAB Georgetown Hoyas
Recent Activity
I'll be there as well, with the gf and a buddy from law school and his wife
Commented on 2014 BOWL PROJECTIONS AHOY: ARE YOU READY FOR A HOLIDAY? on Aug 21 2014, 11:44p
I don't get the Zach Braff hate
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 11:23p - 1 reply
It's a school in the sticks for not too bright kids
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 11:12p
Wait! My disdain earns me cookies?!?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 6:58p - 1 reply
Norm was terrible on Weekend Update
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 12:24p - 4 replies
Kind of like me with Norm McDonald
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 12:23p - 1 reply
I would like to eventually marry Jennifer Lawrence and said so repeatedly
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 11:36p
That gets a rec
Commented on THE PROLOGUE 2014: THE CAROUSEL on Aug 20 2014, 8:01p
Same reason I don't attend toy conventions
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 4:31p
Which bourbon do you hate?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
This really pumped me up
Commented on THE PROLOGUE 2014: THE CAROUSEL on Aug 20 2014, 3:26p - 2 replies
He's definitely a fan of KF
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: MORE FROM THE BTN'S VISIT TO IOWA CITY on Aug 20 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
Not going to lie
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 2:40p - 1 reply
Starkville, MS in August: Worse than hell
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: THE BTN INVADES IOWA FOOTBALL PRACTICE on Aug 20 2014, 11:36a - 2 replies
Does not have an elite arm?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: THE BTN INVADES IOWA FOOTBALL PRACTICE on Aug 19 2014, 3:10p
Oh, sure NOW
Commented on HAWKS IN THE NFL: PRESEASON WEEK TWO RECAP on Aug 18 2014, 2:51p - 2 replies
/haz a sad
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 2:48p
Get down off your high horse Jacobi
Commented on IOWA TOUCHDOWNS 4 KIDS UPDATE: GET ON THAT HORSE, JACOBI on Aug 18 2014, 2:45p
I would just like whatever personnel package is effective
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
That honestly surprises me
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
I think we need a larger sample size than the limited amount of catches he had last year
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:39p - 1 reply
One stop and two Iowa scores will
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
He had a better day against ISU last year
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:36p - 1 reply
I had a regular hernia as a kid
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
Many thanks
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 12:34p
Talk about a win-win for the players
Commented on Beyond the Empire: One Foot Down drops in to talk Notre Dame football, matchups, and B1G memories on Aug 18 2014, 12:05p
The horror! The horror!
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 11:38a
Powell
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: WIDE RECEIVER on Aug 18 2014, 11:38a - 2 replies
*WAS not a starter
Commented on THOUGHTS/OBSERVATIONS FROM IOWA FOOTBALL'S OPEN PRACTICE: WHERE EVERYBODY HURTS on Aug 18 2014, 11:27a
I think this is to be expected
Commented on 2014 IOWA FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE: WHAT WE'RE WATCHING FOR on Aug 16 2014, 4:16p - 1 reply
"Need a kicker"
Commented on 2014 IOWA FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE: WHAT WE'RE WATCHING FOR on Aug 16 2014, 4:14p - 1 reply
They've done something like this before
Commented on 2014 IOWA FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE: WHAT WE'RE WATCHING FOR on Aug 16 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
BRING ON WIEGERS!!
Commented on 2014 IOWA FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE: WHAT WE'RE WATCHING FOR on Aug 16 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
That is . . . surprising
Commented on 2014 IOWA FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE: WHAT WE'RE WATCHING FOR on Aug 16 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
or
Commented on PERSONALIZE YOUR IOWA LICENSE PLATES, BHGP-STYLE on Aug 15 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
Also, the "acting" is a little wooden
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT DUMPED on Aug 14 2014, 10:39p - 3 replies
I'm good with that
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT DUMPED on Aug 14 2014, 10:38p
So, I'm just getting around to watching Sharknado, the first one
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT DUMPED on Aug 14 2014, 10:25p - 5 replies
If it's almost a sport, it's on the Ocho
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GOT DUMPED on Aug 14 2014, 10:23p
EDIT: Deleted
Commented on Closing Arguments: Northwestern Wildcats on Aug 14 2014, 6:29p
I'm agreeing with you all over the place today
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: DEFENSIVE END on Aug 14 2014, 11:42a - 1 reply
I'm with Frag on this one
Commented on LET'S MAKE SOME IOWA FOOTBALL 2014 PROP BETS on Aug 14 2014, 11:40a - 1 reply
Well, pessimistic for him
Commented on Closing Arguments: Northwestern Wildcats on Aug 14 2014, 11:39a - 2 replies
The heart of jazz or something
Commented on VIDEO: ESPN PUTS IOWA IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF on Aug 14 2014, 10:39a
Law school teaches you how to think
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 14 2014, 10:36a - 1 reply
More so than law school
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 14 2014, 9:48a - 1 reply
WHY?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 3:34p - 2 replies
Even more reason for the post to have been stricken
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
Relatedly, one of the Herky statues on the Ped Mall looks like he's been hanging with 8-ball
Commented on VIDEO: ESPN PUTS IOWA IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF on Aug 13 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
But Rudock is in the middle, directly behind Weisman and Carl Davis
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 12:26p
CJB is two rows behind Scherff, not directly
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 12:23p - 2 replies
Wow, PSD, you've somehow opened up a time portal
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
Something about a player's Facebook post?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 11:49a - 2 replies
I'm going with option "B"
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
Is this on the wrong thread?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 11:48a - 2 replies
Me too
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 11:46a
Especially praising jNW for the black uniforms
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA FOOTBALL HOLDS A SCRIMMAGE on Aug 13 2014, 11:46a - 2 replies
Probably drives a lot of their potential customers to their competitor,
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS BIDDING ON THE ORIGINAL SMARTWATCH on Aug 13 2014, 11:36a
I honestly feel bad for the kid
Commented on BIGGER, STRONGER...AND FASTER? on Aug 13 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
"cut their teeth on", "had their teeth knocked in by"
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: DEFENSIVE END on Aug 13 2014, 11:12a - 2 replies
He's obviously been hanging out with the Clemson mascot
Commented on VIDEO: ESPN PUTS IOWA IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF on Aug 13 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
Our issue seems to be that we contain the rushing QB
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: DEFENSIVE END on Aug 12 2014, 4:52p
No, Shonn didn't go to Milford and then come back
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: DEFENSIVE END on Aug 12 2014, 4:49p - 1 reply
I agree that some people, in all aspects of life, will never let you have the last word
Commented on HAMSTERDAM LISTENS TO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING on Aug 12 2014, 10:32a
Both Bellanca and SMA like to lecture
Commented on HAMSTERDAM LISTENS TO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING on Aug 12 2014, 10:22a - 3 replies
Something like that
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: MOAR IOWA FOOTBALL PRACTICE PICS on Aug 11 2014, 10:33p
Just watched the Urban version last night
Commented on HAMSTERDAM LISTENS TO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING on Aug 11 2014, 10:29p - 1 reply
I love it when a plan comes together
Commented on HAMSTERDAM LISTENS TO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING on Aug 11 2014, 9:38p - 2 replies
Especially when their eligibility is burning regardless
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: MOAR IOWA FOOTBALL PRACTICE PICS on Aug 11 2014, 9:31p - 1 reply
The issue was that the random tangents were overwhelming the actual threads
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: MOAR IOWA FOOTBALL PRACTICE PICS on Aug 11 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
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