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May 27, 2008 May 26, 2012 63 13428

I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

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Georgetown Hoyas NCAA Men's Basketball Division 1 Team

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Off Tackle Empire Commented Like a Minnesota fan on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 2:26 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented 1,000 words written and nary a mention of Seneca Wallace? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:33 AM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented I don't think anyone believes on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:25 AM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Eh on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:16 AM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented I think you need that on-field success first on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:14 AM EDT (2 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Commented This on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:11 AM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Yes, but on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:26 PM EDT (2 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Commented As often occurs on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:23 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented UM on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:21 PM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Baby steps on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:18 PM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Eh, sort of on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:16 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented It's your last sentence on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:08 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Also on Oh, man! Pam Ward is out! on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 1:58 PM EDT (2 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Commented So, what you're saying is on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 12:48 AM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Don't let Ron Brown know on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 2:21 PM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented AIRBHG on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 1:46 PM EDT (3 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Just wait til AhliBobwa shows up on The Last Carnival on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 1:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Somehow on Look for Today's Iowa Potluck Around Lunch....and Other Sad News on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 1:36 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented er, "now" on LINK: The Last Carnival on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/23/12 1:33 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented OTE is no off my reading list on LINK: The Last Carnival on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/23/12 1:33 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Of course on Taking A Closer Look At Future Iowa Football Schedules on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/22/12 8:18 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented You called down the thunder on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 10:58 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented But PAWWWWWWWLLLL!!! on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa's 2015-16 Big Ten Football Schedule Is Released on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 9:08 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented With Syracuse's departure on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 3:09 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!! on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 3:02 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Despite the faculty voting unanimously to join the Big Ten? on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 3:00 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Um on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 2:53 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Yeah on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 2:47 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Don't forget on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 2:46 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Point of Order on B1G 2012 // Iowa Cocktail Party Preview on Off Tackle Empire - 05/21/12 12:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented You mean like the way jNW treats the Iowa game now? on ATS1996BTFT Game 4 - 2001 Illinois vs 2000 Purdue on Off Tackle Empire - 05/20/12 2:29 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Yeah on ATS1996BTFT Game 4 - 2001 Illinois vs 2000 Purdue on Off Tackle Empire - 05/20/12 11:11 AM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented True on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:17 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Ouch on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Welcome to the Wasteland that is West Lafayette on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:14 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Recommended you also hate them on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:14 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Recommended "their commentariat will rise up in a cacophonous screech of vituperation" on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:14 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented You really are just like jNW on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Welcome to the Wasteland that is West Lafayette on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented To be fair on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:12 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented But, but, but, but on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:05 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented FUCK Jamie Pollard indeed on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:03 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Recommended F**k Jamie Pollard on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:01 PM EDT

Wide Right & Natty Lite Commented Ah yes, the perfect distillation of ISU fandom on The Mid-Morning Dump - 5/16/12 on Wide Right & Natty Lite - 05/18/12 10:50 AM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented It was, very slightly on Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 10:36 AM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented That's indicative on Caring Is Creepy 2013: Have A Seat, Nic Shimonek on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 10:31 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I agree completely on Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 1:19 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Clearly, on Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 11:25 AM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Yes it will on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:12 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Paul Rhoads is delusional on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:10 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Flip that around on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:09 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Because that large a playoff will ruin on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Just remember that you have to walk in through the out door on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Minnesota Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/15/12 12:40 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Three Wolf Moon shirt on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: A Mishmash Of Hawkeye Headlines on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 1:02 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented And doesn't write about football on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: A Mishmash Of Hawkeye Headlines on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 1:02 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Maybe! on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: A Mishmash Of Hawkeye Headlines on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 12:37 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Good point on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 12:33 PM EDT

Corn Nation Commented That's true on Ron Brown: Living Large the Leviticus Way! on Corn Nation - 05/13/12 12:56 PM EDT

Corn Nation Commented Dr. Laura was certainly the inspiration on Ron Brown: Living Large the Leviticus Way! on Corn Nation - 05/13/12 12:51 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Those old BK uniforms are amazing on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Jaleel Johnson Says He's Good To Go on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/12/12 12:00 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Yeah on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Let's Talk About Northwestern's Moral Victories on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 12:10 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Well, on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Let's Talk About Northwestern's Moral Victories on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 12:08 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Recommended B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Let's Talk About Northwestern's Moral Victories on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 12:04 PM EDT

Corn Nation Commented You're a West Wing fan aren't you? on Ron Brown: Living Large the Leviticus Way! on Corn Nation - 05/11/12 11:45 AM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Campos to Mizzou on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Jaleel Johnson Says He's Good To Go on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:43 AM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented What's troubling on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:36 AM EDT (2 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Commented Relevance on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 11:29 AM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Northwestern's bowl record on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 11:26 AM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I'm not sure Jaleel has the requisite ACT scores yet on Five Things We Know About The Iowa Defense After Spring Practice on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 7:44 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented That's easy for you to say on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 3:54 PM EDT (2 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Commented I think you make a good point on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 2:09 PM EDT (2 replies)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented NO on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:44 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented What are you talking about? on Northwestern 2012: Fyte De Village...Or Potluck, If You're Not Rich And Snooty Like Them on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 12:40 PM EDT (1 reply)

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented There are only five? on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Get Your Tickets For Iowa's Football Season Opener on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:16 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented Interesting on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:14 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented No, it will be the same reaction as Nebraska on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:11 PM EDT

Black Heart Gold Pants Commented I own that shirt on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:04 PM EDT (3 replies)

Off Tackle Empire Recommended Uh-huh. on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 12:01 PM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented /butthurt jpg on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:56 AM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented Speaking from experience on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:48 AM EDT (1 reply)

Off Tackle Empire Commented So are bowl wins on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:41 AM EDT

Off Tackle Empire Commented I think the new facilities are an absolute "must" for Northwestern on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:39 AM EDT (3 replies)

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