HoyaGoon
May 27, 2008 May 26, 2012 63 13428
I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.
I do not possess "deceptive speed."
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Miami Dolphins
Iowa Hawkeyes
Georgetown Hoyas
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Commented Like a Minnesota fan on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 2:26 PM EDT
Commented 1,000 words written and nary a mention of Seneca Wallace? on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:33 AM EDT
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Commented I don't think anyone believes on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:25 AM EDT
Commented Eh on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:16 AM EDT
Commented I think you need that on-field success first on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Pretentiousness, Thy Name Is Iowa on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 11:14 AM EDT
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Commented This on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/25/12 10:11 AM EDT
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Commented Yes, but on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:26 PM EDT
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Commented As often occurs on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:23 PM EDT
Commented UM on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:21 PM EDT
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Commented Baby steps on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:18 PM EDT
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Commented Eh, sort of on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:16 PM EDT
Commented It's your last sentence on The Curious Case of Brian Ferentz on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 2:08 PM EDT
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Commented Also on Oh, man! Pam Ward is out! on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 1:58 PM EDT
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Commented So, what you're saying is on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 12:48 AM EDT
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Commented Don't let Ron Brown know on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 2:21 PM EDT
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Commented AIRBHG on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 1:46 PM EDT
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Commented Just wait til AhliBobwa shows up on The Last Carnival on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 1:38 PM EDT
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Commented Somehow on Look for Today's Iowa Potluck Around Lunch....and Other Sad News on Off Tackle Empire - 05/23/12 1:36 PM EDT
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Commented er, "now" on LINK: The Last Carnival on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/23/12 1:33 PM EDT
Commented OTE is no off my reading list on LINK: The Last Carnival on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/23/12 1:33 PM EDT
Commented Of course on Taking A Closer Look At Future Iowa Football Schedules on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/22/12 8:18 PM EDT
Commented You called down the thunder on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 10:58 PM EDT
Commented But PAWWWWWWWLLLL!!! on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa's 2015-16 Big Ten Football Schedule Is Released on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 9:08 PM EDT
Commented With Syracuse's departure on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 3:09 PM EDT
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Commented Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!! on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 3:02 PM EDT
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Commented Despite the faculty voting unanimously to join the Big Ten? on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 3:00 PM EDT
Commented Um on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 2:53 PM EDT
Commented Yeah on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 2:47 PM EDT
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Commented Don't forget on The Rose Bowl, the Playoffs, and Jim Delany's Long Game on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/21/12 2:46 PM EDT
Commented Point of Order on B1G 2012 // Iowa Cocktail Party Preview on Off Tackle Empire - 05/21/12 12:32 PM EDT
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Commented You mean like the way jNW treats the Iowa game now? on ATS1996BTFT Game 4 - 2001 Illinois vs 2000 Purdue on Off Tackle Empire - 05/20/12 2:29 PM EDT
Commented Yeah on ATS1996BTFT Game 4 - 2001 Illinois vs 2000 Purdue on Off Tackle Empire - 05/20/12 11:11 AM EDT
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Commented True on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:17 PM EDT
Commented Ouch on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Welcome to the Wasteland that is West Lafayette on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:14 PM EDT
Recommended you also hate them on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:14 PM EDT
Recommended "their commentariat will rise up in a cacophonous screech of vituperation" on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:14 PM EDT
Commented You really are just like jNW on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Welcome to the Wasteland that is West Lafayette on Off Tackle Empire - 05/18/12 12:13 PM EDT
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Commented To be fair on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:12 PM EDT
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Commented But, but, but, but on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:05 PM EDT
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Commented FUCK Jamie Pollard indeed on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: More From Big Ten ADs In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:03 PM EDT
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Recommended F**k Jamie Pollard on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 12:01 PM EDT
Commented Ah yes, the perfect distillation of ISU fandom on The Mid-Morning Dump - 5/16/12 on Wide Right & Natty Lite - 05/18/12 10:50 AM EDT
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Commented It was, very slightly on Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/18/12 10:36 AM EDT
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Commented That's indicative on Caring Is Creepy 2013: Have A Seat, Nic Shimonek on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 10:31 PM EDT
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Commented I agree completely on Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 1:19 PM EDT
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Commented Clearly, on Re-Seating at Kinnick - A Complete Money Grab. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 11:25 AM EDT
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Commented Yes it will on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:12 PM EDT
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Commented Paul Rhoads is delusional on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:10 PM EDT
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Commented Flip that around on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:09 PM EDT
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Commented Because that large a playoff will ruin on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Athletic Directors Meet In Chicago on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 12:07 PM EDT
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Commented Just remember that you have to walk in through the out door on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Minnesota Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/15/12 12:40 PM EDT
Commented Three Wolf Moon shirt on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: A Mishmash Of Hawkeye Headlines on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 1:02 PM EDT
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Commented And doesn't write about football on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: A Mishmash Of Hawkeye Headlines on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 1:02 PM EDT
Commented Maybe! on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: A Mishmash Of Hawkeye Headlines on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 12:37 PM EDT
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Commented Good point on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/14/12 12:33 PM EDT
Commented That's true on Ron Brown: Living Large the Leviticus Way! on Corn Nation - 05/13/12 12:56 PM EDT
Commented Dr. Laura was certainly the inspiration on Ron Brown: Living Large the Leviticus Way! on Corn Nation - 05/13/12 12:51 PM EDT
Commented Those old BK uniforms are amazing on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Jaleel Johnson Says He's Good To Go on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/12/12 12:00 PM EDT
Commented Yeah on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Let's Talk About Northwestern's Moral Victories on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 12:10 PM EDT
Commented Well, on B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Let's Talk About Northwestern's Moral Victories on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 12:08 PM EDT
Recommended B1G 2012 // Keeping the Enemy Close: Let's Talk About Northwestern's Moral Victories on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 12:04 PM EDT
Commented You're a West Wing fan aren't you? on Ron Brown: Living Large the Leviticus Way! on Corn Nation - 05/11/12 11:45 AM EDT
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Commented Campos to Mizzou on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Jaleel Johnson Says He's Good To Go on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:43 AM EDT
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Commented What's troubling on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:36 AM EDT
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Commented Relevance on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 11:29 AM EDT
Commented Northwestern's bowl record on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/11/12 11:26 AM EDT
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Commented I'm not sure Jaleel has the requisite ACT scores yet on Five Things We Know About The Iowa Defense After Spring Practice on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 7:44 PM EDT
Commented That's easy for you to say on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 3:54 PM EDT
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Commented I think you make a good point on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 2:09 PM EDT
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Commented NO on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:44 PM EDT
Commented What are you talking about? on Northwestern 2012: Fyte De Village...Or Potluck, If You're Not Rich And Snooty Like Them on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 12:40 PM EDT
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Commented There are only five? on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Get Your Tickets For Iowa's Football Season Opener on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:16 PM EDT
Commented Interesting on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:14 PM EDT
Commented No, it will be the same reaction as Nebraska on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:11 PM EDT
Commented I own that shirt on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:04 PM EDT
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Recommended Uh-huh. on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 12:01 PM EDT
Commented /butthurt jpg on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:56 AM EDT
Commented Speaking from experience on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:48 AM EDT
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Commented So are bowl wins on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:41 AM EDT
Commented I think the new facilities are an absolute "must" for Northwestern on B1G 2012 // Your Record Isn't Everything -- Unconventional Wisdom on Why Northwestern is... on Off Tackle Empire - 05/10/12 11:39 AM EDT
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