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HoyaGoon

  • joined May 27, 2008
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I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

A Fan Of...

  • mlb Atlanta Braves
  • nfl Miami Dolphins
  • ncaaf Iowa Hawkeyes
  • ncaab Georgetown Hoyas
Recent Activity
THat's because
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Assistants In The Middle Of The Pack For Pay on May 22 2013, 11:14a - 1 reply
I don't see him/her
Commented on B1G 2013 // Iowa Cocktail Party Preview on May 20 2013, 3:24p
Touche
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Kirk Ferentz Talks To The DSM Register on May 20 2013, 3:21p
One TD wins!
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Kirk Ferentz Talks To The DSM Register on May 20 2013, 2:56p - 1 reply
It was even worse than it appears
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Kirk Ferentz Talks To The DSM Register on May 20 2013, 2:56p - 2 replies
Nine times you say?
Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 17 2013, 4:55p
Boston Irish
Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 17 2013, 3:10p
Last year was disappointing, no doubt
Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 17 2013, 3:09p
Conference opener
Commented on Big Ten Releases 2014 Conference Schedule; Iowa Gets Favorable Slate on May 16 2013, 3:03p - 3 replies
Looks like I'm make a road trip to College Park in a year
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Meetings Notes II on May 16 2013, 2:56p
Specific to Boise
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Big Ten Meetings Notes on May 16 2013, 2:52p
So, paint it yellow, I mean "gold"
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Scheduling: Boring Of The Big Ten on May 14 2013, 2:41p
Especially since
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Scheduling: Boring Of The Big Ten on May 14 2013, 2:01p
But that's also because the team typically travels out a week or more in advance for the bowl game
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa Football Scheduling: Boring Of The Big Ten on May 14 2013, 1:54p - 1 reply
I'm sorry for you
Commented on The Great Flatsby on May 14 2013, 1:35p - 2 replies
Not sure about this
Commented on Gary Barta Is All About UNI. Except for When He's Not. on May 13 2013, 11:59a - 1 reply
Yep
Commented on Gary Barta Is All About UNI. Except for When He's Not. on May 13 2013, 11:55a
You can never unring that bell
Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:45a - 1 reply
Actually
Commented on Hamsterdam is Being Yelled at by Gus Johnson on May 13 2013, 1:44a - 2 replies
It was the conquering
Commented on Hamsterdam is Being Yelled at by Gus Johnson on May 13 2013, 1:41a - 1 reply
THIS
Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:34a - 1 reply
Indeed
Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:30a
It's simple
Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:28a - 1 reply
Not LSU
Commented on Gary Barta Wants Iowa To Play Northern Iowa Because It Sort Of Has To on May 13 2013, 1:25a
Actually, I don't think we do revenue sharing with ISU
Commented on Gary Barta Is All About UNI. Except for When He's Not. on May 13 2013, 1:10a - 2 replies
I think KF has shown that he's rather indifferent and immune
Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 10 2013, 11:52a
Unfortunately, no
Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 8 2013, 2:10p
Well, closer than VDB anyway
Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 8 2013, 2:09p
What is your basis for this?
Commented on Damon Bullock Has the Greatest Vine Account of All Time on May 8 2013, 2:03p - 1 reply
Kat Williams'
Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 7 2013, 1:38p
Quick! How many times has KF beaten WMU?
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 7 2013, 1:32p - 1 reply
I liked this movie better the first time
Commented on Hamsterdam Lost the Rocket Launcher on May 7 2013, 1:29p - 1 reply
Nah
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 9:06p - 3 replies
You say "creative", I say "virginal"
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 9:06p
don't worry, it's not that bad
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 8:34p
Typical pro-equine statement!
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 7:58p - 1 reply
Hey Krusty, don't you hate pants too?!?
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 7:31p - 1 reply
Ahem
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 7:21p - 2 replies
Eh, that was a lot more dickish than I intended
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 6:26p
Which is 7 more than the number of conference titles they've won
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 6 2013, 6:22p - 1 reply
"Tough to beat this one"
Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 6 2013, 6:12p
Agreed
Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 6 2013, 6:11p
Well done!
Commented on Greg Davis: "I found more snaps" on May 6 2013, 6:11p
That's owing to completely different rationales
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 6:01p - 1 reply
I remember a key aspect of my entertainment law class
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 5:46p - 1 reply
History would indicate
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 5:45p - 1 reply
You're exactly right
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 6 2013, 5:41p - 1 reply
For what it's worth
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 5:36p
You can also kind of count me in that last group you described
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:38p - 2 replies
THIS
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:19p
How may are on off days (like Thursday)?
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:18p - 3 replies
Only because
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:18p - 1 reply
No, he's not ineligible
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:17p
I really don't think Iowa could go 0-12
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:15p - 1 reply
Do you really believe that some people are actively rooting for failure?
Commented on It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Enter The Black on May 6 2013, 4:13p - 2 replies
Given that, when he entered the league, neither Nike or Reebok were that big in the basketball shoe market
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 5 2013, 8:21p - 1 reply
I agree
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 5 2013, 8:20p - 1 reply
THIS
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 4 2013, 4:54p - 2 replies
Where ESPN can tell the SEC to play a rousing game of hide-and-go-f*ck-yourself
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 4 2013, 4:50p - 1 reply
They are complete pricks who go on fishing expeditions
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 11:49p - 1 reply
Don't forget
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 10:33p - 2 replies
Throw out big numbers - especially of long periods of time - and it's easy to get conned
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 10:20p - 1 reply
The trick is getting the network onto the basic cable package tier
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 10:19p - 1 reply
Would that were an option
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 9:53p
You mean the one from the 1980s/1990s?
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 9:06p - 1 reply
Stuck at work until midnight
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 8:01p - 2 replies
Maybe
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:36p
I would assume so
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:21p - 1 reply
That can't be right
Commented on BIG 2013 //Illinois Week - The greatest team none of us ever saw. The 1923 National Champion Fighting Illini. on May 3 2013, 6:19p - 1 reply
I'm a little like you: I won't complain if it gets added to my DirecTV package
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:16p
I think you're on to something
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:13p - 1 reply
But how likely is ESPN to give up something?
Commented on SEC Network vs. Big Ten Network: An early tale of the tape on May 3 2013, 6:04p - 1 reply
Post-rectal gerbils
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 5:48p
As a general rule
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 5:48p - 1 reply
Oops, probably shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.
Commented on Hamsterdam is In Your Heart, In Your Heart, In Your Head on May 3 2013, 5:45p
Yes
Commented on Hamsterdam Is Going To Win That Dang XBox on May 2 2013, 11:58p - 1 reply
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