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May 27, 2008 Feb 15, 2012 61 12668

I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.

I do not possess "deceptive speed."

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Casual Hoya Tickets to the Nova Game: Help me Casual Hoya, you're my only hope

So, after a number of years not seeing a game at the Phonebooth, I'm going to be in DC for the weekend of the Villanova game. I am hoping to catch the game in person, and introduce the girlfriend to what it means to be a fan of a school that cares about basketball more than once every four years. A quick perusal of Ticketmaster, however, shows that the only seats available are in the nose bleedingest reaches of the 400 level at Verizon. I was wondering if anyone out there in Casual Hoya land had, or knew of, two extra tickets to the 'Nova game.

If you have two tickets you are willing to part with, shoot me an email at novagametix@gmail.com to discuss details and arrange payment. I appreciate any help y'all can provide. Thanks!

HOYA SAXA

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I, for one, look forward to watching the young Mr. Hill in the black and gold for the next 1.5 years until AIRBHG takes him out. I'm placing an early bet on freak kiln explosion.

23 days ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 1 comment

Predictably, the rematch no one outside of Tuscaloosa, Baton Rouge and Bristol wanted saw a significant drop-off in viewership.

And the ratings pose an interesting Zen koan: if the Big East and ACC play in a bowl game and no one watches, did it happen?

about 1 month ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 7 comments

Well, looks like the rematch that ESPN insisted upon had the expected results: a significant drop-off in viewership. Also, no one cares about the ACC and Big East.

For what it's worth, the Insight Bowl had a 34% jump in viewership over last year's game. Glad so many more people tuned in to see us turn in that clunker of a performance.

about 1 month ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 2 comments

Wow. Just listened to the Morehouse/Dochterman podcast. As depressing as this season was, it really isn't going to get any better next year. I also think the two of them have been somewhat cowed into submission by Ferentz, which isn't good as they were two of the few reporters willing to ask Ferentz the tough questions.

3 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 4 comments

One is pretty well known. Let the rampant speculation as to the other two begin!

6 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 7 comments

Casual Hoya The Economics of Conference Expansion; Why Georgetown is Irrelevant

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Well, it appears that Conference Armageddon 2011 has been avoided.  But I spent far too long typing out this analysis to merely drop it.  Anyway, some things to keep in mind for the next time the conference realignment carousel gets going.  In other words, next spring.

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When it looked certain that A&M was going to the SEC, people were losing their mind over at the Georgetown SBNation blog because of the knowledge that this would probably mean that Georgetown would be out of the Big East once all the dominoes fell. That isn't the case now with the recent news, or at least isn't the case until next the realignment wheel gets going. But I spent far too long typing this out to just let it go to waste. It is also, I believe, a useful primer on the differing motivations/targets of the respective conferences.

6 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 2 comments

Looks like the Flyin' Hawai'ian is back to his old tricks and has been placed on the Physically Unable to Perform list by the Chiefs. Here's hoping he has a quick recovery.

7 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 6 comments

And was the first player picked in the first-round to sign with his team. The economics of the new CBA are evident here, as Clayborn will only get $8.7M under the contract (four years, club-option for fifth year). Also evidenced by the deal Cam Newton signed, for a purported $22M (or $56M less than Bradford last year).

Also of note, Stanzi - per the Chiefs SBN site - has signed as well.

7 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments

Well, we can't beat jNW on the field but it looks like we can still out recruit them.

7 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 1 comment

Glad to see that he has reasonable expectations and is in no way screwing up any chance of ever making it in the pros.

8 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 2 comments

Glad to see that Pryor hasn't let the whole Tatgate debacle get in the way of his overblown sense of entitlement.

8 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 11 comments

Once again, for reasons that defy obvious explanation, Fitzgerald decides he needs to weigh-in on the OSU situation. Whereas most coaches are issuing the type of bland platitudes common to this situation, Fitz goes out of his way to be part of the story. And what's the deal with his continuing obsequious tongue-bathing of Tressel? It's almost like he's trying to beg for the OSU job without looking like he's doing so.

9 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 4 comments

Well, looks like the Big Texas XII Conference will survive after all. What's most interesting to me is that FOX is shelling out all this money while still not committing to showing Big X games on its flagship channel, but instead shunting them off to the lesser-seen/subscribed F/X and FSN channels. Leads me to believe that FOX may go heavy after the Pac 12 in its new deal or the B1G when our contract with ABC/ESPN is up.

10 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 3 comments

Per Morehouse, the Iowa-Nebraska game the next two years will be played the day after Thanksgiving, much like the annual Nebraska-Colorado tilt had been.

12 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 3 comments 2 recs

Sad news from Indy where it appears that the Colts have released the greatest defensive player to ever play the game, Bob Sanders. Not terribly surprising in light of his injury history; will be interesting to see if he signs on elsewhere in light of that propensity to find himsel on the IR. But still, a sad development for one of everyone's favorite players.

(h/t/a Kissing Suzy Kolber where this was first posted)

12 months ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 40 comments

Bob Griese is retiring from broadcasting football. Craig James, unfortunately, will remain.

about 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 13 comments

Per Morehouse, five of the 13 players are identified. No word whether these five are the same released. Confirmed among the 13 are Jim Poggi, Shane DiBona, Willie Lowe,Tom Donatell and, of course, Jordan Bernstine.

Because if there is a mysterious ailment/injury that is going to attack the football team, Bernstine will ALWAYS be a victim. I would imagine, given history, that the other 8 players are all RBs. And are presumably dead. Because that's just how AIRBHG rolls.

about 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 6 comments

Black Heart Gold Pants LIVE/Open Thread: Blogging the Apocalypse

[Bumped. Let's see what actually comes out today. --AJ]

Well, per numerous sources, a press release on Iowa Football will be released shortly.  Given the avalanche of rumors swirling around the internets, I doubt this will be an announcement that any of us are looking forward to reading.  The Hampton thread has started to bog down, so I thought a sparkly new thread (as clean as new-driven "snow") would be appropriate as we watch the continuing meltdown of the 2010 season.

At this point, I'm just hoping that we still have enough players left that we don't have to go "ironman" for the bowl game.  Your rampant speculation and rumor-mongering begins below.

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Inexplicably, the hate-fest with OMHR is neglected.

about 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments

This is completely unrelated to anything Iowa football this week but too funny not to share. I'm still not convinced Bellanca didn't put this together.

(Hat Tip to Maize 'n Brew and all credit for the original goes to the always amazing M Zone)

over 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 14 comments 11 recs

Black Heart Gold Pants Worries about the Michigan game

I'll be honest, the Michigan game in two weeks really, really scares me.  Not because Michigan is a better team than us, they aren't, but because of the mindset of our coaching staff.  Last night was a perfect example of the mentality Ferentz brings to the game, a commanding lead at half-time and defensive domination leads to incredibly conservative playcalling in the second half.  At this point, I honestly don't know why I was (1) surprised by this and (2) angry about it; after twelve years of this staff, I should know what to expect.  After gnashing my teeth frequently last night by Iowa's stubborn refusal to simply curb-stomp PSU into oblivion, I restored my inner zen and accepted that this is who we are and the coaches won't change.  And it was foolish and arrogant of me to second-guess the coaching staff at this point.

But still, I don't see this being effective against Michigan.  Whatever Denard's and Michigans flaws are, and they are many, one thing Michigan can do is score a lot of points, and do so quickly and in rapid succession.  There's no indication that Michigan can actually stop anyone, but this is a team with one of the most dynamic offenses I've seen in years.  And, as I mentioned, the scariest part is how quickly Michigan can score.  Simply put, with Denard Robinson Michigan is never out of the game, something I hope the coaching staff takes note of.  I don't like Iowa's chances if we're up 10 or more at half and play the entire second half not to lose.  That will work against many, if not most, teams, but I see it as a recipe for disaster against Michigan.

Unless of course Greg Jones kills Denard next Saturday.  Something I put as having a 75% chance of happening.  If he doesn't, here's hoping Clayborn/Ballard/Daniels finishes the job.

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Black Heart Gold Pants Defending Boise. Sort of.

Let me begin by saying that when it comes to Boise State, no one has been more skeptical or dismissive of Boise State than I.  My bona fides as a Boise-hater were well established last bowl season where, in the aftermath of people complaining about Boise and TCU being shunted off to the BCS kids' table I said (in only a rough paraphrase) "fuck 'em.  They want to bitch and moan about not getting to play one of the 'big boys' in the BCS?  Well boo-fucking-hoo.  If this were the old Bowl Alliance these tiny, minor school after-thoughts wouldn't get into a BCS bowl if they bought tickets.  You're not one of the big boys, you don't create the revenue or viewership, you're only here because the BCS was guilted into carving out an exception for you a few years ago and then you have the audacity to complain that the charity we extend wasn't exactly to your liking.  Fuck off."  Needless to say, I was less than sympathetic to the Boise cause and whether they belonged in the BCS at all.

Now, however, my attitude has changed.  Slightly.  I'll be the first to say that should Boise State go undefeated, they deserve a shot at the national title game.  That is, of course, assuming that there are not two undefeated teams from two of the Big Six conferences.  At the end of the day, Boise's schedule is (presumably) weaker than that of a major conference team and they should be held accountable for such.  In a three-way (or more) tie of undefeateds, the odd man out is the one with the weakest schedule and, unless the season shakes out in completely unexpected fashion, that is Boise.  But Boise has earned the right to be in the discussion.

Tonight's game was Virginia Tech was plain, old-fashioned, great football.  Hard hitting and aggressively fought on both sides, with swings of momentum and the lead, it was everything great about college football.  And it was an impressive win for Boise playing a virtual home game.  One game does not a season make, but Boise played as tough, and probably tougher, a game as anyone else will play this season.  The players and coaches of Boise State can't control who's on their schedule this season, they can only play who's next; and against Virginia Tech, Boise looked very impressive.  Is Boise's schedule weak?  Almost certainly so, but we won't truly know until the season plays itself out and we see just what the level of their, and everyone else's, competition is.  Any supposition otherwise is at this point purely speculative.  It's a new season and all preconceptions should be tossed out the window.

It's easy to hate Boise.  And I think a lot of you have been turned off - deservedly so - by the mouth-breathing troglodytes from OBNUG that invaded these parts last December.  Boise fan triumphalism is annoying, win one or two games and suddenly they think they invented college football (they're like nouveau riche SEC fans in that way). Having to interact with these fans created an understandable backlash against all things Boise State.  But we should be wary of tossing out the baby with the bath water.  Boise fans may be the worst thing to ever be subjected to the rest of the interwebz, but the team is not.  Their coach seems like an earnest, good guy, the type of coach we need more of in college football; Chris Petersen has never been insistent or arrogant about Boise's worth or where they "deserve" to play, he only focuses on doing what it takes to win each game.  The Boise players - with the exception of the kicker, seriously dude you have tribal tats YOU'RE A FUCKING KICKER, you aren't tough - seem to run the usual gamut of personalities and pros and cons that any college football team has.

This team is as deserving a shot as your Texases, Alabamas, USCs, aOSUs and the like.  If they are one of two undefeateds at the end of the season, well then they've earned the right to play for the title.  And, as fans of a school with limited resources relative to the heavyweights of college football, we should root for them as fellow Davids fighting a hierarchy of Goliaths.

Unless they're playing Iowa, in which case fuck them in the head.

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Actually, Dr. Saturday's post is pretty neutral, if it doesn't really add anything that the typical Iowa fan doesn't already know about Captain America.

over 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments

So much enthusiasm and promise that goes off the rails almost immediately, just like an Illinois football season.

(ht/a: EDSBS)

over 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments

Over at EDSBS they're starting the post-America's Birthday celebration right by going into the way-back machine and finding an awesome PSA from one Hayden Fry.

over 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments

At least according to some Alabama sportswriter. Probably because the BTN only broadcasts in HD, which is incapable of adequately showing ESSS EEEE SEEE SPEED!!!

(Hat Tip: HawkeyePapyrus and his comment here)

over 1 year ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments

After the release of this video, Mike Brey may reevaluate his decision not leave Notre Dame.

(hat tip: Dr. Saturday)

almost 2 years ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 2 comments

Looks like Chip Kelly is coming down hard (we'll see if it lasts). As with political scandals, it seems Masoli's undoing wasn't the crime, but the attempted cover-up (read: lying to the coach).

The worst part of all this? Oregon probably just lost the Pac-10 favorites' position and wolfmanshowlforever will think he's been vindicated.

almost 2 years ago Me1_tiny HoyaGoon 0 comments