HoyaGoon
May 27, 2008 Dec 23, 2009 29 1682
I am a four-time Olympic gold-medalist in the heptathlon, inventor of the polio vaccine, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, and author of 13 plays mistakenly attributed to one William Shakespeare. I am also tall.
I do not possess "deceptive speed."
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Atlanta Braves
Miami Dolphins
Iowa Hawkeyes
Georgetown Hoyas
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Question for Tech Fans
Since we've invaded your blog in preparation for the Orange Bowl, a number of us Hawkeye fans have noticed a tendency for many of you Tech fans, when referring to your coach, to always use the nomenclature of "Coach Paul Johnson" or "CPJ" (if you are in to that whole brevity thing, man). And I have to ask, what gives? Not that there's anything wrong with it, but it just seems (a) a little forced and (b) pretentious. Are there a bunch of Paul Johnsons on the Georgia Tech you're trying to differentiate him from?
It seems particularly odd because the only other fanbase I've ever seen regularly use such designations is your hated in-state rival, the Georgia Bulldogs. It is never "Richt", "Mark Richt" or even "Coach Richt", it is always "CMR" or "Coach Mark Richt". Is this just some Georgian patois? Because I realy can't imagine either fanbase wants to be accused of copying the other.
Thanks for shedding some light on this.
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Oh look, USC is cheating. Again
While most of Blogistan is focusd on the Tennessee recruiting scandal, to the extent its focusing on anything other than bowl gams and/or Tiger Woods, it looks like a USC running back is receiving improper gifts. Again. Interesting to read that the NCAA is still looking into the Reggie Bush situation, since it wasn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR or anything that an agent bought his parents a house. Something tells me that nothing comes of this though, the NCAA seems determined to never actually call USC to account for its myriad violations across different sports. Guess the lure of that LA media market is just too strong.
3 days ago
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Bowl Season: An Iowa Fan's Cheering Guide
The bowl season is finally upon us (well, not quite but soon). As always, this bowl season promises nothing but exciting interesting guaranteed money-making football matchups. As we all know, the Big Ten's national rep is about as low as it can get, we need bowl wins to boost the league's image. Unfortunately, almost none of the league's bowl teams has much, if any, history against their opponent so it is difficult to anyone to really hate the team they're playing against. Given that lack of natural emotional response, what's an Iowa fan to do? Below, I bring you my rooting interests in the league's bowl games and a few others of note.
I invite you, gentle readers of BHGP, to share your thoughts as well. Because what's college football without the mindless hatred of a team comprised post-adolescents you'll never meet simply because they're playing another team of post-adolescent men on a team you have some degree of affinity for?
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#1 reason why I'm looking forward to next season
Not the number of starters and injured players we return. Not our favorable schedules. NO, the #1 thing to look forward to next year is no more Tim Tebow and hence, no more columns like this one that have no purpose other than to deify the Chosen One (who I am sure is a wonderful person). There is no "story" here, no analysis, nothing but suckling at the Tebow-teat and churning out yet more haiography of #15. Though, I have no doubt in the ability of the world-wide-leader to latch on to yet another QB and declare him the "greatest college football player EVER" after half-a-season of games.
23 days ago
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Iowa to #9 in AP, Coaches still retarded
Iowa is at #9 in AP poll (and 1 ahead of PSU), #10 in Coaches poll, who still inexplicably rank them behind a Penn State team with identical record, home loss to team they're ahead of.
24 days ago
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Long Available
Looks like Chuck Long will be available for coaching duties next season. We should hire him as a QB-coach. Best part about it is that Iowa could pay him next-to nothing (or nothing at all) in 2010 and he'd still be well compensated.
about 1 month ago
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My thoughts after today
about 1 month ago
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This is, at best, only tangentially related to the Hawkeyes. But this has to be the most gloriously awesome rendering of the jNW mascot out there. A picture is truly worth a thousand words, for it is impossible to convey the sense of utter ridiculousness that is jNW in such a way as this picture does.
(h/t Marc Morehouse)
about 1 month ago
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No respect
Granted, we didn't exactly blow anyone's mind with this game. But still, I would expect something more from the alleged world-wide-leader in sports than the seeming "Iowa wins on fluke" spin they're putting on the game. If only because it denigrates the defensive effort both teams exhibited in this game. Once again, however, if an SEC team wins 16-13, it's evidence of how amazing ESSS EEEEE CEEE defenses are; if it's a Big Ten team, it means that someone stole a game they didn't deserve.
Amazing finish. Great game Sparty. 8-0 for first time ever!! GO HAWKS!
about 1 month ago
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Programming Note: Ferentz to be on Dan Patrick Show
As he wrapped up his radio show today, Dan Patrick mentioned that he would be interviewing Kirk Ferentz tomorrow. Which probably means we're now jinxed.
2 months ago
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