Hoyadestroya85

Because I'm a troll.

I love baseball, you guys.

Not going to mention his name, because he probably googles himself often, but he's #49

I remember Greg Halman, only because I thought it was interesting that he was Dutch, but this is just tragic.

"Chase's rehab process has come to a bit of a plateau. He has made some strides but not enough to take the field. He is headed out of town for a few days to be evaluated by a specialist that has helped athletes overcome his issue. We anticipate that this trip will allow him to build on what he has already done with Scott Sheridan in order to get over the hump. He wants more than anything to be on the field with his teammates and we believe that this is a step in that direction."

This is literally the most exciting news of the entire offseason.

Apparently, the city is struggling to fill the 53,000 square feet of retail space they built into the parking garages. So The Marlins will be able to con the taxpayers of Miami-Dade out of even more potential revenue.

Since we're pretty much all in agreement that Nickeas isn't the best option for the backup, I think it might be worth it to sign Pudge. He's still good defensively, so that makes him better than most of the other options by default and he isn't so bad offensively that it would make him unbearable in the lineup. The only problem is that he might ask for a bit too much money because of his profile. Thoughts?

But he took steroids, so the MSM will largely ignore it.

All aboard the fail train.

It's contingent on a few things, and Wednesday sounds like the earliest possible date, but if he does, we'll finally see the progress that he's made and what he looks like physically.