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Future Sig Line:

if you cant beat the cupcakes
You are the cupcake

by Sephtical on Dec 21, 2013 | 3:33 PM

Former sig lines:

"At least Maryland is good at a few sports"
by SpartanHT on Mar 31, 2014 | 4:45 PM

"Some like to polish the turd.....and maybe make it seem better than it is. Some like to hold it up to their nose and smell it, and complain about the odor. Neither approach is wrong……just two different approaches." by Wise Guy on Jan 27, 2014 | 12:39 PM

When you are dead
you don’t know you are dead…it only matters to those around you….it is the same when you are stupid

by TerpfanMA on Nov 27, 2013 | 3:57 PM

You’re basically arguing that the only way to know you’ll get burned if you touch the stove is to actually jam your hand onto the hot burner. In truth, the secret is to get some other jackhole to do it so you can learn without disfiguring yourself in the process.

by dmor20 on Nov 9, 2013 | 11:04 PM

A Classic Comic Book Origin Story.....

One day, Dr. H.G. Rection consumed more green sauce than his feeble human body could handle, and as a result, went into a coma. When he finally awoke, he found he had the superhuman ability to create the perfect analogy. Thus, SuperHugh was born. He now uses that power for good, to fight the evil General Wahoo and the heinous Cult of Paterno.

by ImFromMarylandAndNobodyCanBeatMe on Nov 8, 2013 | 12:56 PM

He (Mark Turgeon) can clearly set the table, now can he serve a proper PC? - John.Chacko

I never paid attention to the riveted holes in my Chuck Taylors until I wore them into the Vous.

In Turgeon I Trust

I didn’t hate Maryland until HughGR made me start hating maryland. - by Milesgmsu09 on Jun 14, 2013 | 3:11 PM

Aug 1 2013:
Jesse Collins: ..."Loved that I now like Peruvian Chicken.....Not sure about honeycrisps. I still think they are tasty."
C.E. Bell: What have I learned through B1G 2013? Honeycrisp apples are terrible.....Old Bay is good on everything.

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23-May-14 Shades of Grey MBB Confidence Poll

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.....So with the recent defections and the uncertainty around Charles Mitchell.....I predict our collective confidence in garnering an NCAA bid has taken a significant hit. So it makes perfect...


Read it carefully

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The "Shades of Grey" Poll

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Ok, name your favorite non-rev....

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Terps MBB Confidence Poll

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Ok. its gotten irritating, and enough of us have complained about it....

So someone had to do a poll on our thoughts of the new "rec'd" color in the comments section. The garish yellow is almost offensive to the green of the recent past. Assuming the TT staff HAS...


Ok, then YOU fix the problem

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A Huge Holiday Thank You to the Writers, Mods, and Testudo Times Community

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To keep it off of the main threads - the DeMatha situation

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Improving WR Performance

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