
HuntsvilleBlues
Dec 16, 2008 Oct 23, 2009 20 947
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Commented Except my reason is a 16 month old daughter breaking my game concentration (i.e. drinking and not talking) on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:58 PM EDT
Commented Why don't you record it and watch it afterwards? on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:57 PM EDT
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Commented You never know, he fought a wild player during preseason. on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:55 PM EDT
Commented I've been to Montreal... on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:55 PM EDT
Commented I would think Toronto. on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:53 PM EDT
Commented there you goes again. hehe on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:52 PM EDT
Commented damn, you won on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:52 PM EDT
Commented hahahah - Which one of us actually got it? We're over 1k before the start of the 3rd. on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:51 PM EDT
Commented ok..... i'm done. =) on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT
Commented 3rd!! on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT
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Commented 1st!!! on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT
Commented project mayhem? on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:39 PM EDT
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Commented "Panger you have great lateral movement" on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:38 PM EDT
Commented jumpin' holy on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:05 PM EDT
Commented GAME ON on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:04 PM EDT
Commented on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:02 PM EDT
Commented That is under normal circumstances though. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:02 PM EDT
Commented I figured if it was coming to Dish Network though, it would be automatically blocked. That is what happened last time. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:01 PM EDT
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Commented Ahhhh, fuck it. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:57 PM EDT
Commented I own Center Ice though. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:57 PM EDT
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Commented haha, seriously though. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:57 PM EDT
Commented By the way... on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:55 PM EDT
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Commented Over 500 comments and we aren't even in the 2nd period??? on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:55 PM EDT
Commented hahaha on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:52 PM EDT
Commented on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:51 PM EDT
Commented Gotta represent the Mustache! on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:50 PM EDT
Commented on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:49 PM EDT
Commented Can't argue with that statement. on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 10:17 AM EDT
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Commented Goaltending, goaltending, goaltending.... on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 10:15 AM EDT
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Commented It was definitely a clean hit, BUT.... on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 10:00 AM EDT
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Commented FUCKCOCKWEASELNUGGETBUSTINGVAGINAMONOLOGUEMALKINCROSBY!!!!!111 on Trying To Avoid The Steel City Blues; Your Blues @ Pens GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/20/09 10:06 PM EDT
Joined PensBurgh - 10/20/09 2:54 PM EDT
Commented News Caption Mistakes on Tuesday links: The Fragile Jay vs. Silent Jay edition on St. Louis Game Time - 10/20/09 9:24 AM EDT
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Commented wasn't playoffs like 1000 per period? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:31 AM EDT
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Commented ok, lag is too much for me to bear. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:31 AM EDT
Commented Blues win... on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:30 AM EDT
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Commented Happy Meals and Conk SAndwiches for all!!! on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:29 AM EDT
Commented DON'T CALL IT A SHUTOUT!!! on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:28 AM EDT
Commented Janssen is getting loads of ice time now. haha on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:27 AM EDT
Commented quick, shoot for 1500 on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:26 AM EDT
Commented Yeah, but his play has been great. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:24 AM EDT
Commented perron wants a goal bad on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:23 AM EDT
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Commented weirdest name ever on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:22 AM EDT
Commented agreed on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:21 AM EDT
Commented New Rule: on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:20 AM EDT
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Commented That's a lot of talkin' going on up on here on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:19 AM EDT
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Commented Crombeen isn't known for his timeliness... on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:10 AM EDT
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Commented ........ on Open Gameday Thread Blues @ Ducks on Anaheim Calling - 10/18/09 12:07 AM EDT
Commented So I posted over there at the ducks site... on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:05 AM EDT
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Commented So our thread is huge over at SLGT... on Open Gameday Thread Blues @ Ducks on Anaheim Calling - 10/18/09 12:03 AM EDT
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Joined Anaheim Calling - 10/18/09 12:03 AM EDT
Commented should we raid it? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/18/09 12:00 AM EDT
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Commented WOW on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:51 PM EDT
Commented hahha - how did you confuse thread and friend? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:51 PM EDT
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Commented So who thinks RFJCC is already in handcuffs tonight? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:50 PM EDT
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Commented Agreed. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:47 PM EDT
Commented Suddenly, I feel much better. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:47 PM EDT
Commented Maybe they caught that guy using the internet from his car? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:46 PM EDT
Commented I blame alcohol. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:44 PM EDT
Commented ZOMGROFLCOPTR on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:44 PM EDT
Commented Did Mcdonald go muslim? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:43 PM EDT
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Commented Ah. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:40 PM EDT
Commented totally on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:39 PM EDT
Commented Here goes Bernie.... on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:39 PM EDT
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Commented dammit i'm hungry. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:35 PM EDT
Commented asdfjkhaklh on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:06 PM EDT
Commented lector? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 11:06 PM EDT
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Commented I'm just mad cuz you got to go to Sweden while the rest of us were stuck in Obamaland. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:58 PM EDT
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Commented oh yeah, hockey is on. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:58 PM EDT
Commented Fuck Detroit? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:57 PM EDT
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Commented You're like a living sports ticket, aren't you? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:57 PM EDT
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Commented I enjoy long walks on the beach and eating ice cream with my friends. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:57 PM EDT
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Commented I'm not sure. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:56 PM EDT
Commented great. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:55 PM EDT
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Commented wtf was that. heh on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:53 PM EDT
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Commented True on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:52 PM EDT
Commented Be young? on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:52 PM EDT
Commented He totally looked like he was interviewing for a job. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:51 PM EDT
Commented We know carnie, we're just messin' with ya. on Blues @ Ducks GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/17/09 10:50 PM EDT




