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Harold

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Dec 16, 2008 Oct 23, 2009 20 947

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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St. Louis Game Time Commented Except my reason is a 16 month old daughter breaking my game concentration (i.e. drinking and not talking) on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:58 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented Why don't you record it and watch it afterwards? on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:57 PM EDT (2 replies)

St. Louis Game Time Commented You never know, he fought a wild player during preseason. on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:55 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented I've been to Montreal... on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:55 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented I would think Toronto. on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:53 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented there you goes again. hehe on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:52 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented damn, you won on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:52 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented hahahah - Which one of us actually got it? We're over 1k before the start of the 3rd. on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:51 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented ok..... i'm done. =) on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented 3rd!! on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented 2nd! on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented 1st!!! on Wild @ Blues GDT Overflow on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:50 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented project mayhem? on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:39 PM EDT (1 reply)

St. Louis Game Time Commented "Panger you have great lateral movement" on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:38 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented jumpin' holy on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:05 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented GAME ON on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:04 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:02 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented That is under normal circumstances though. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:02 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented I figured if it was coming to Dish Network though, it would be automatically blocked. That is what happened last time. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 9:01 PM EDT (1 reply)

St. Louis Game Time Commented Ahhhh, fuck it. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:57 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented I own Center Ice though. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:57 PM EDT (2 replies)

St. Louis Game Time Commented haha, seriously though. on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:57 PM EDT

St. Louis Game Time Commented By the way... on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:55 PM EDT (3 replies)

St. Louis Game Time Commented Over 500 comments and we aren't even in the 2nd period??? on Wild @ Blues GDT on St. Louis Game Time - 10/23/09 8:55 PM EDT

Nucks Misconduct Commented hahaha on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:52 PM EDT

Nucks Misconduct Commented on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:51 PM EDT

Nucks Misconduct Commented Gotta represent the Mustache! on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:50 PM EDT

Nucks Misconduct Commented on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 9:49 PM EDT

Nucks Misconduct Commented Can't argue with that statement. on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 10:17 AM EDT (1 reply)

Nucks Misconduct Commented Goaltending, goaltending, goaltending.... on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 10:15 AM EDT (1 reply)

Nucks Misconduct Commented It was definitely a clean hit, BUT.... on Mitchell's Hit On Toews on Nucks Misconduct - 10/22/09 10:00 AM EDT (1 reply)

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