Harold

HuntsvilleBlues

  • joined Dec 16, 2008
  • last login May 12, 2011
  • posts 22
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Eric Johnson hurt at practice

Uh oh...  Here's hoping he didn't re-injure his surgically repaired knee.  If we find out it's from a hit in practice, remind me to smash my head through the monitor. jprutherford Erik Johnson...

Ian Cole AND Drazenovic have been sent to Peoria, per Jeremy Rutherfords Twitter.

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Ian Cole AND Drazenovic have been sent to Peoria, per Jeremy Rutherfords Twitter.

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Erik Johnson and Dance STL... WTF?

I honestly don't know what to say.  However, at least it looks like EJ is staring at her ass in the picture. "The intensity, the drive, the precision, the drama.  It's like a power play on...

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Perron goes Twitter

Want to stalk follow David Perron's tweets during the season? Here it is, folks: http://twitter.com/DP_57   go blues go go blues go go blues go go blues go go blues go go blues go go blues go...

The greatest things in life are all in this tiny photo.

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The greatest things in life are all in this tiny photo.

Here is a glimpse of Chris Chelios during his off-season workout.

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Here is a glimpse of Chris Chelios during his off-season workout.

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It's Rivermen Time!!!

  Time to get behind the Peoria Rivermen, people!!! http://stats.theahl.com/hm/bracket.php?view=brief&season_id=29 The series with the Houston Aeros is currently split at 2-2. Check out the...

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Aragorn Speaks!

Caught in the eye of the storm, the city of St. Louis lies in wait of a Vancouver assault by nightfall. Unbeknownst to our aggressor, up from the depths of the mighty Mississippi river rides...

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We're Not Dead Yet!

Down on the corner of 14th and Clark, an unusual scene unfolds in front of the Scottrade Center...   GRIM REAPER: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang]   ROBERTO LUONGO: ...

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Uneducated Analysis - Game #1

Well, that sucked. Any time you have 7 powerplays in a game, including one long two-man advantage, and only come up with 1 goal, you’re going to be in trouble.  I can’t fault the guys for effort,...

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Thoughts from my brain (and other various media outlets)… VAN/STL Playoff Edition

Here are some of the things rolling around in my head as we wait for the puck to drop in Vancouver… ************************************************** -Even though people are calling St. Louis...

So, I didn't always rock the mega-stache. Don't I look debonair?

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So, I didn't always rock the mega-stache. Don't I look debonair?

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Putting SLGT on the map

  Since it seems like Blues fans from all over the world end up here at SLGT to cope with their "addiction", I thought it would be interesting to see how the fanbase plays out on a world map. S...

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Arrogance in Detroit Land

     Maybe you guys have seen this blog before on Kukla's Korner, the oh-so-eloquently (gag) named "Abel To Yzerman".  It seems that they've taken a rather heavy disliking of our very own St. Louis...

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How I became a Blues Fan

I know you guys already covered this back a few weeks ago, but I never got a chance to tell my story here at the game time...  So here it is. I was probably about 13 or 14 years old, and the Blues...

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Knuckleheads & Maniacs, oh my!

I don't believe this, but a friggin' Blackhawk actually gave us a compliment! “They’re good because they play so tough,” Chicago’s Adam Burish told Sporting News. “They have six, seven, eight...

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Happy Meal resigns with the Blues, 4 years, $18.8 mil deal

It's being reported by the Post Dispatch's Jeremy Rutherford that we have locked up the Happy Meal for four more years.  Strickland follows up with the details...  $18.8 million dollar deal, and a...

I challenge you to watch this with a straight face.

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I challenge you to watch this with a straight face.

Doesn't he have great teeth? Flash that smile, weird mutant ear guy!

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Doesn't he have great teeth? Flash that smile, weird mutant ear guy!

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Coming to STL

Hey fellas, So I'll be in St. Louis this weekend to take in the Oilers and Avalanche games, and was wondering the best spot to pre-game and post-game, along with other random acts of...

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The Scheme

I admit, I stole this from a poster at Hockeybuzz.com, but I found it pretty freaking hilarious. i'm amazed that more people around here haven't picked up on "the scheme" that the blues have...

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Jonas Junland - Have a cup of coffee!

According to Jeremy Rutherford over at stltoday.com, Jonus Junland has finally been called up from Peoria. Jay McKee has a fractured finger and will be out indefinitely. The Blues have called...

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