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IamPurple

  • joined Jun 08, 2009
  • last login Aug 09, 2013
  • posts 8
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  • NBA Sacramento Kings
  • NFL Oakland Raiders
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Anti-Trust For Dummies

The Kings issue is a mess (duh). An purchase agreement between the Maloofs and the Seattle group isn’t official until and unless the NBA accepts it. The application for relocation appears to be...

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While we all cringe and squirm and peek at Breaking News headlines with one eye closed, I thought some fun Maloofed-themed photo editing projects might be fun. Anyone else???

Miami Blows: Insert Joke Here

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Miami-based porn stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro have issued an announcement saying they have resolved their dispute with the National Basketball Association over a planned 'BJ for Followers' Event. The two stars pledged on Twitter that they would perform oral sex on all of their Twitter followers if the Miami Heat won the NBA title, using the hash tag #TeamBJNBA.

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Kings/Lakers/Hawks: Trade Scenario

Report from the LA Times states the Hawks are trying to move Josh Smith to the Lakers for Pau Gasol(scary thought for Laker opponents in itself). The Lakers, meanwhile, are hoping to move Gasol to...

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Kings 2012-2013: A Year in Preview

In an effort to lighten some of the mood in Kingsville, I wanted to post this completely accurate preview for the next year in the wacky world of Maloofapalooza. While KJ and the City of Sac plan...

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(insert joke here)

VH1’s Basketball Wives: LA star Jackie Christie, wife of former NBA player Doug Christie, revealed in a radio interview today that she and her hubby would be producing porn. “I’m producing an adult...

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Think Big - Design Competition

Voting for Think Big's Design Competition officially ends at 6pm this evening. The winner will be announced at a press conference tomorrow morning at City Hall. Anyone wanting to vote can view...

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Vote for Arena Element Design (Think Big Sacramento)

 Think Big Sacramento has selected my entry as one of the three finalists for the Citizen Architect Design contest.  My design is for a small outdoor amphitheater that would allow fans to get...

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