Journalist, photographer, and bank associate veep. No. the Inkdemon is NOT covered in hideous tattoos. He earned the moniker while as a crime reporter for a major daily newspaper.
TURN ONS: Aggie War Hymn, the American Flag, pecan pie topped with vanilla ice cream, winning coaches.
TURN OFFS: Whining losers, losing coaches, intercepted passes, and missed field goals deep in the fourth quarter.