I was just 13 years old, disappointed by the failure of the Mackovic/Gardere/Pinkney triad's ability to slay the mighty Baylor Bears at Floyd Casey stadium.

She was a crazy Baylor fan, cheering her team on, elated by the imminent win... and she had the misfortune of occupying the seat right in front of me.

We lost.  I put the gum I was chewing all game long right where her hind quarters were planted as she stood and cheered.

She sat one last time.  I got the last laugh.

I'm sorry, crazy Baylor lady.  I regret that I ruined your awesome pants.

That Pat Forde.  He's such a jerk -- at first glance, this article appears to be favorable, but we know better.  We know his tricks--statements like "debate about the BCS National Championship Game became a moo-t point" and "Texas played up to its championship-level heritage" are sarcastic rips to make us overconfident. 

He despises Texas and is attempting to kill us with kindness -- see for yourself here.

Or at http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=4612177&sportCat=ncf