Nov 21, 1992... Not a proud moment... an apology from the punk kid behind you.

Iron — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:33:03 -0000

I was just 13 years old, disappointed by the failure of the Mackovic/Gardere/Pinkney triad's ability to slay the mighty Baylor Bears at Floyd Casey stadium.

She was a crazy Baylor fan, cheering her team on, elated by the imminent win... and she had the misfortune of occupying the seat right in front of me.

We lost. I put the gum I was chewing all game long right where her hind quarters were planted as she stood and cheered.

She sat one last time. I got the last laugh.

I'm sorry, crazy Baylor lady. I regret that I ruined your awesome pants.

Poll

Deserved gum in pants?

Absolutely. She should have those pants framed!!!!

41 votes

No, you were a jerk kid. How dare you!!!

81 votes

Whatever happened to Lovell Pinkney?!?!!!

54 votes

176 votes | Poll has closed

Sarcastic Forde rips Longhorns win

Iron — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:15:13 -0000

That Pat Forde. He's such a jerk -- at first glance, this article appears to be favorable, but we know better. We know his tricks--statements like "debate about the BCS National Championship Game became a moo-t point" and "Texas played up to its championship-level heritage" are sarcastic rips to make us overconfident.

He despises Texas and is attempting to kill us with kindness -- see for yourself here.