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J Tadpole

  • joined Nov 16, 2009
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Recent Activity
Poor bastard ain't seen his own peen since 1998.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 8:12p
You mean like the O face?
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 8:08p - 2 replies
Just my diarrhea of the mouth.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 8:05p
I think Colon is irritated.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 8:03p - 3 replies
That's what the Mets get for sucking.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 8:03p
My god.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:52p
Meh.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
Lawd, Gattis damn near got in the way.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:46p
Ervin's magic may have worn off.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:44p
Who down with WTP?
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:41p
Were you expecting a frisbee?
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:22p
No Subject
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:18p - 1 reply
Defending Harper?
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
Colon moves pretty good for a dude that lives in OB City.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:15p
Whoa, height tags, man.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:14p
Try FloMaxx.
Commented on Open Thread 4/19: Braves at Mets on Apr 19 2014, 7:13p
Not sure which three you mean.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 04.16.14 on Apr 17 2014, 8:22p - 1 reply
Coker is also quite mobile.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 04.16.14 on Apr 17 2014, 5:41a - 2 replies
Actually
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 04.16.14 on Apr 17 2014, 5:40a - 1 reply
And Eddie probably wouldn't win the starting LT job anyway.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 04.16.14 on Apr 17 2014, 5:37a - 1 reply
No question
Commented on Would a change to a 4-3-based defense better utilize Alabama's plentiful personnel? on Apr 17 2014, 5:29a - 1 reply
Those sound like my kind of walks!
Commented on Teheran Outduels Lee As Braves Edge Phillies 1-0 on Apr 16 2014, 11:23p - 1 reply
That word is actually in Webster's now.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:27p - 2 replies
Oh, shit.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:26p - 1 reply
Is that where you pop in the DVD and get the lotion?
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
I could of probably come up with a few more.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:20p - 2 replies
Haha. Some I've seen:
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:16p - 1 reply
ATM does involve sucking.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:14p - 1 reply
What's between way and hard?
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:13p - 2 replies
Both years I dealt with it, I paid Ohio state and local taxes.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:08p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
Don't tax ramen noodles.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
Bastards.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:02p
Well
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 4:02p - 2 replies
Damn skraight.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:53p
If you call the AMT a quirk.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:52p - 2 replies
This is what some people don't seem to get.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:51p - 2 replies
Yep.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:48p - 1 reply
I honestly don't remember how that factored in.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
Put it this way.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:28p - 4 replies
We'll just make our CPAs do it.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:26p
Nobody understands it.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:24p - 1 reply
That's not always the case with the AMT.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:12p - 2 replies
The company itself is an asset, no?
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
The wealthiest will always have loopholes.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:07p - 2 replies
The 2-4-8 blend makes a lot of sense too.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 3:06p - 1 reply
I'd rather that than income.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:59p - 2 replies
I told you to get the hell out of there.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:58p
I think it's beautiful.
Commented on What will happen first, an Andrelton Simmons strikeout or Evan Gattis walk? on Apr 15 2014, 2:56p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on What will happen first, an Andrelton Simmons strikeout or Evan Gattis walk? on Apr 15 2014, 2:56p
That's what the county would do, no?
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:54p - 1 reply
Replace net worth with total assets.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:54p - 1 reply
Plus net worth can be manipulated too easily.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:48p - 4 replies
Yeah, liquid was poor phrasing.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:43p
Ever heard of the AMT?
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:36p - 1 reply
Flat income taxes, yes.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 2:19p - 4 replies
What about your chicken sandwich and waffle fry money?
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.15.14 on Apr 15 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
SHUT UP HE'S JUST ENTERING HIS PRIME, DAMN IT
Commented on What will happen first, an Andrelton Simmons strikeout or Evan Gattis walk? on Apr 15 2014, 11:36a
Yep.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │04.14.14 on Apr 15 2014, 8:06a - 2 replies
You folks know how to party.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:54p - 1 reply
Do y'all burn couches for Braves wins?
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:53p - 1 reply
Your profile says Hurricanes.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:50p - 2 replies
Y'all sensitive.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:45p
Carpenter better not give up one skinny run.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:45p
No.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:44p - 5 replies
Forearm tightness.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:42p - 4 replies
Good god, this guy sucks.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:38p
Bunt, Evan! Bunt!
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:34p - 1 reply
Ooh, this fella has an unfortunate name for someone who sucks.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:33p
I wanna meet a bagman.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:28p - 1 reply
Come on, Freddie. Bail out Fredi. Again.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:28p
Y'all had some depth
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
Odds that Ervin kicks Avilan's ass in the dugout?
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:21p
I actually like Auburn's offense
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:20p - 1 reply
..and no, Alabama doesn't really play this way anymore.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:18p
See, I don't think it's more exciting.
Commented on Open Thread 4/14: Braves @ Phillies on Apr 14 2014, 10:17p - 3 replies
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