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It's not like there was no way to get news out before Twitter
Commented on Andino Gets the Axe, Triunfel on the Way? on May 24 2013, 8:16p
The only way to un-earworm is via substitute earworm
Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 24 2013, 8:12p
If there was a decent trade available they would have done that already
Commented on Andino Gets the Axe, Triunfel on the Way? on May 24 2013, 5:18p - 2 replies
Can't be the LeBron one
Commented on This Week In GIFs: Sports are best when they're over on May 24 2013, 5:09p
Because ignorant people keep saying Hard G and they are wrong. Period.
Commented on This Week In GIFs: Sports are best when they're over on May 24 2013, 5:05p - 2 replies
Now I just feel as old as Johnny Cash sounds on that song
Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 24 2013, 4:18p
So one upside of Triunfel
Commented on Andino Gets the Axe, Triunfel on the Way? on May 24 2013, 4:12p - 1 reply
I think of that one before I think of the Manson one
Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 24 2013, 4:03p - 1 reply
Also, given Andino's back story, I hope somebody claims him
Commented on Andino Gets the Axe, Triunfel on the Way? on May 24 2013, 3:31p - 1 reply
Wow, this team really gives you the feeling of just making it up as they go along
Commented on Andino Gets the Axe, Triunfel on the Way? on May 24 2013, 3:29p
Yeah, I remember at the time
Commented on FAME, the Mariners, and the Fame of Various Mariners on May 24 2013, 12:57a
Now that we've gotten all those out of the way
Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 24 2013, 12:08a
Yeah
Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 24 2013, 12:06a
Whelp, problem solved....
Commented on Jesus Montero and Fundamental Mistakes on May 23 2013, 8:24p
Most orgs are dominated by ex-catchers
Commented on Jesus Montero and Fundamental Mistakes on May 23 2013, 8:24p
A few years back there was a similar clip
Commented on Man with baby catches foul ball on May 23 2013, 7:59p
Any record involving one of the traditional stats
Commented on FAME, the Mariners, and the Fame of Various Mariners on May 23 2013, 1:52p - 1 reply
Indeed. Supposedly even Hitler admired it.
Commented on MLB Goes Camo, patriotism blends into background on May 22 2013, 8:39p
The NFL and NBA drafts are more exciting
Commented on MLB's draft is all about Bud and Bubba on May 22 2013, 3:55p - 1 reply
DC licenses four-year-olds to drive buses?
Commented on Rafael Soriano says '4-year-old son' could make play Bryce Harper missed on May 22 2013, 3:42p
Then what
Commented on Bryce Harper admits 'fear' of wall, blames himself for Nationals' loss on May 22 2013, 3:37p
It's particularly strange in regards to the Blue Jays
Commented on MLB Goes Camo, patriotism blends into background on May 22 2013, 3:34p - 1 reply
Draft is a crapshoot
Commented on Mike Trout hits for the cycle on May 22 2013, 3:14p
Needs more Randy Johnson
Commented on FAME, the Mariners, and the Fame of Various Mariners on May 22 2013, 3:07p - 1 reply
Real life Dexter
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (20-25) vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (17-27) on May 22 2013, 3:03p
As Dave noted on Fangraphs during the season last year, and Jeff did again in the offseason
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (20-25) vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (17-27) on May 22 2013, 2:52p
I can't even
Commented on George Brett's pooping story, finally in infographic form on May 20 2013, 7:56p
Not as different as you'd think
Commented on Baseball's Greatest Player (right?) on May 20 2013, 7:51p
ESPN put up a table comparing Cabrerra to Aaron through their first 1553(?) games
Commented on Baseball's Greatest Player (right?) on May 20 2013, 5:26p - 2 replies
That's not the only one. There were 3 errors by the M's in that game
Commented on Mariners' fielding fail in ninth leads to Indians' win on May 20 2013, 5:21p
Nothing is original in comedy, and the best steal from the best
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:16p
Oh, I thought they were guys named Richard.
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:15p
I had a sort of related thought on this last night during the fairly crazy TEX-DET game
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:15p
Well, I don't know about Carlin
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:02p - 1 reply
"...like tears in the rain."
Commented on Baseball's Greatest Player (right?) on May 20 2013, 2:34p - 1 reply
Remember, this is the Astros -- the team that put together these gems
Commented on Jimmy Paredes strikes again! on May 19 2013, 1:57p
I don't know, the M's coming back from 12 runs down to beat CLE in Game 7 of the ALCS
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 9:10p
The opposite of love is indifference
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:08p
One of these days we're going to properly avenge August 5th, 2001
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:07p - 3 replies
Though, in retrospect
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:05p
And this is the response from the 80s
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:04p
Our Perez is trying to save the game for their Perez, apparently
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:56p
Kipnis is definitely a threat to steal
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:53p
What. The. Fuck.
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:47p
Raul drinks the blood of... something
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:45p
True fact: the iPhone was not the first smartphone
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:43p - 1 reply
Am I reading this wrong?
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:40p - 3 replies
Totally OT, but
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:35p
Re: Farquhar
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:28p
I assume you're looking for the comedic value
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:27p - 2 replies
Oppo extra-base hit from Smoak, followed by a Ryan dinger
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:25p
Wow, the picture at the top of this post is perfect now
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:23p
"We're #2, We Try Harder"
Commented on Ian Kinsler faceplant slides like a champ on May 18 2013, 3:14p
So you're high on percocet and drooling on your pillow?
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:23p - 1 reply
Man, when I was about 5 my mother took me to the bank and had me open an account
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:22p
But he was amazing in Colorado
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:18p
People keep writing him off, and he keeps surprising them
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:16p - 1 reply
He even looks vaguely like Olerud, that's got to count for something.
Commented on Do The Mariners Need To Extend A First Baseman? on May 17 2013, 7:12p
So.... not as perfect as you were once
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:10p - 1 reply
I'm feeling vaguely Luetge
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:08p
I was thinking about that the other day
Commented on 20-21: Mariner Jalopy Chugs To Victory on May 17 2013, 6:34p
Rise of the splitter and other pitches that break into the dirt?
Commented on The rise of the four-strikeout inning on May 17 2013, 4:54a
I kind of always assumed it was a baseball card shop before he owned it
Commented on Comic Book Guy is living a lie on May 17 2013, 4:53a
Somehow your username makes that perfect
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 4:39a
I'm going to have to spend more time with his Pitch FX stats tomorrow
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 4:39a
His bison buddy collapsed in right field
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 4:32a
Ryan should also get credit for saving that Montero throw into the outfield
Commented on 20-21: Mariner Jalopy Chugs To Victory on May 17 2013, 4:31a
That's pretty amazing
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 2:26a
I have to say, the reference to "the Closer" confused me
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (19-21) vs. New York Yankees (25-15) on May 16 2013, 6:48p
Sudden deluge wipes out the bottom of the 9th
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (19-21) vs. New York Yankees (25-15) on May 16 2013, 6:45p - 1 reply
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