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Whelp, problem solved....
Commented on Jesus Montero and Fundamental Mistakes on May 23 2013, 8:24p
Most orgs are dominated by ex-catchers
Commented on Jesus Montero and Fundamental Mistakes on May 23 2013, 8:24p
A few years back there was a similar clip
Commented on Man with baby catches foul ball on May 23 2013, 7:59p
Any record involving one of the traditional stats
Commented on FAME, the Mariners, and the Fame of Various Mariners on May 23 2013, 1:52p - 1 reply
Indeed. Supposedly even Hitler admired it.
Commented on MLB Goes Camo, patriotism blends into background on May 22 2013, 8:39p
The NFL and NBA drafts are more exciting
Commented on MLB's draft is all about Bud and Bubba on May 22 2013, 3:55p
DC licenses four-year-olds to drive buses?
Commented on Rafael Soriano says '4-year-old son' could make play Bryce Harper missed on May 22 2013, 3:42p
Then what
Commented on Bryce Harper admits 'fear' of wall, blames himself for Nationals' loss on May 22 2013, 3:37p
It's particularly strange in regards to the Blue Jays
Commented on MLB Goes Camo, patriotism blends into background on May 22 2013, 3:34p - 1 reply
Draft is a crapshoot
Commented on Mike Trout hits for the cycle on May 22 2013, 3:14p
Needs more Randy Johnson
Commented on FAME, the Mariners, and the Fame of Various Mariners on May 22 2013, 3:07p - 1 reply
Real life Dexter
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (20-25) vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (17-27) on May 22 2013, 3:03p
As Dave noted on Fangraphs during the season last year, and Jeff did again in the offseason
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (20-25) vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (17-27) on May 22 2013, 2:52p
I can't even
Commented on George Brett's pooping story, finally in infographic form on May 20 2013, 7:56p
Not as different as you'd think
Commented on Baseball's Greatest Player (right?) on May 20 2013, 7:51p
ESPN put up a table comparing Cabrerra to Aaron through their first 1553(?) games
Commented on Baseball's Greatest Player (right?) on May 20 2013, 5:26p - 2 replies
That's not the only one. There were 3 errors by the M's in that game
Commented on Mariners' fielding fail in ninth leads to Indians' win on May 20 2013, 5:21p
Nothing is original in comedy, and the best steal from the best
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:16p
Oh, I thought they were guys named Richard.
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:15p
I had a sort of related thought on this last night during the fairly crazy TEX-DET game
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:15p
Well, I don't know about Carlin
Commented on Dave Hansen and Plate Discipline on May 20 2013, 5:02p - 1 reply
"...like tears in the rain."
Commented on Baseball's Greatest Player (right?) on May 20 2013, 2:34p - 1 reply
Remember, this is the Astros -- the team that put together these gems
Commented on Jimmy Paredes strikes again! on May 19 2013, 1:57p
I don't know, the M's coming back from 12 runs down to beat CLE in Game 7 of the ALCS
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 9:10p
The opposite of love is indifference
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:08p
One of these days we're going to properly avenge August 5th, 2001
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:07p - 3 replies
Though, in retrospect
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:05p
And this is the response from the 80s
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:04p
Our Perez is trying to save the game for their Perez, apparently
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:56p
Kipnis is definitely a threat to steal
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:53p
What. The. Fuck.
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:47p
Raul drinks the blood of... something
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:45p
True fact: the iPhone was not the first smartphone
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:43p - 1 reply
Am I reading this wrong?
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:40p - 3 replies
Totally OT, but
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:35p
Re: Farquhar
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:28p
I assume you're looking for the comedic value
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:27p - 2 replies
Oppo extra-base hit from Smoak, followed by a Ryan dinger
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:25p
Wow, the picture at the top of this post is perfect now
Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:23p
"We're #2, We Try Harder"
Commented on Ian Kinsler faceplant slides like a champ on May 18 2013, 3:14p
So you're high on percocet and drooling on your pillow?
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:23p - 1 reply
Man, when I was about 5 my mother took me to the bank and had me open an account
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:22p
But he was amazing in Colorado
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:18p
People keep writing him off, and he keeps surprising them
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:16p - 1 reply
He even looks vaguely like Olerud, that's got to count for something.
Commented on Do The Mariners Need To Extend A First Baseman? on May 17 2013, 7:12p
So.... not as perfect as you were once
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:10p - 1 reply
I'm feeling vaguely Luetge
Commented on 5/17: Open Game Thread on May 17 2013, 7:08p
I was thinking about that the other day
Commented on 20-21: Mariner Jalopy Chugs To Victory on May 17 2013, 6:34p
Rise of the splitter and other pitches that break into the dirt?
Commented on The rise of the four-strikeout inning on May 17 2013, 4:54a
I kind of always assumed it was a baseball card shop before he owned it
Commented on Comic Book Guy is living a lie on May 17 2013, 4:53a
Somehow your username makes that perfect
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 4:39a
I'm going to have to spend more time with his Pitch FX stats tomorrow
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 4:39a
His bison buddy collapsed in right field
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 4:32a
Ryan should also get credit for saving that Montero throw into the outfield
Commented on 20-21: Mariner Jalopy Chugs To Victory on May 17 2013, 4:31a
That's pretty amazing
Commented on 5/16: Chart on May 17 2013, 2:26a
I have to say, the reference to "the Closer" confused me
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (19-21) vs. New York Yankees (25-15) on May 16 2013, 6:48p
Sudden deluge wipes out the bottom of the 9th
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (19-21) vs. New York Yankees (25-15) on May 16 2013, 6:45p - 1 reply
They could always run Pineda out there on bullpen cart, with his arm in a separate sidecar
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (19-21) vs. New York Yankees (25-15) on May 16 2013, 6:44p
Sometimes subtlety is the essence of humor
Commented on Preview: Seattle Mariners (19-21) vs. New York Yankees (25-15) on May 16 2013, 6:43p
He (or Bay) is the perfect sell-high candidate in July
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 5:10p
Speaking of chasing family members through a hedge maze
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 5:08p
Especially since it's the former Vancouver team beating the former Seattle team
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 5:03p
And now that's playing my head
Commented on 5/15: Chart on May 16 2013, 4:58p
That's the Borg hitting eye thing the Yankees install in all their elderly players
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 4:57p
Least interesting graph ever
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 4:56p - 1 reply
The passphrase is "Corco roadtrip"
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 4:53p - 1 reply
I remember a couple of years ago when someone confused which of Jeff or Matthew wrote an article
Commented on MLB Scores: Raul Ibanez hits two home runs as the Mariners crush the Yankees 12-2 on May 16 2013, 4:52p
Best. Article. Ever.
Commented on Comic Book Guy is living a lie on May 16 2013, 4:48p
O RLY
Commented on 3 obvious reasons the Thunder were eliminated from the NBA playoffs so early on May 16 2013, 4:06p
The wrongness of an opinion is often directly proportional to the certainty with which it is held
Commented on 20 things I'd do if I were the commissioner on May 16 2013, 3:50p
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