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Phillies to add more Phillies to Phillies

If there's one thing you can say about these Phillies, it's that there will be several more them soon.

Afternoon at Wrigley II: The Re-Cliffening

Cliff Lee took control and Chase Utley went supernova in a neat little shutout this afternoon.

Was this the worst Phillies offseason of all time?

Betrayal, deceit, sabotage, conspiracy, disease; these are not the nouns you want attached to your baseball team.

Phillies possibly acquire supercomputer

Are the Phillies the MLB "mystery team" that's brought in dangerous, sexy new technology to gain the upper hand during a game?

Barve-tastic: Phillies butchered, 8-1

The Phillies looked like a boring, punchless team ready to give some lucky pitcher a no-hitter in 2014 in an 8-1 steamrolling by the Barves.

2014 Phillies Player Previews: the coaching staff

Who the hell are these people.

2014 Phillies Player Preview: Domonic Brown

Domonic Brown had yet another disappointing, horrible year in 2013, hitting zero home runs and proving everyone right about how bad he is. Plus, he likes the Cowboys! Yuck! In conclusion, left field is Darin Ruf's job to lose.

Burnett signs with Phillies

According to a producer at THV11 in his hometown of Little Rock, Burnett has agreed to a $16 million, one-year deal.

Hamels dealt with tendinitis in secret

The Phillies ace was apparently dealing with tendinitis during the offseason, claims he is healthy now, but an opening day start is not certain.

Moyer takes Stairs to broadcast booth

One of the Phillies more anticipated offseason deals finally went through.

Roy Oswalt follows Roy Halladay to Valhalla

The second of the 2011 Phillies' four aces has ascended to his waiting throne atop a tractor in the afterlife of baseball, which probably looks a lot like his Mississippi ranch.

Phillies avoid arbitration with 'lil Ben Revere

Ben Revere will be flip-flopping across home plate for at least one more year as a Phillie, assuming they score at least one run this season.

Dreaming of a Wells-Byrd-Abreu outfield

The Phillies were linked to Vernon Wells this offseason, probably just out of obligation to their many, many fans.

Phillies continue reunion tour with Bobby Abreu

The Phillies have brought in Bobby Abreu, formerly of the Phillies, on a minor league deal.

The best of Chase Utley's Twitter experience

The "Chase Utley: Everything is Fine" tour continued this afternoon, after a brief stop at WIP yesterday to assure everyone that his recent embrace of human interaction was not for any horrifying purpose.

Phillies snubbed by 2013 'best bat flips' list

This is a good opportunity to recall the best times the Phillies took their bats and threw them in celebration, just as we were taught not to do in Little League.

Kratz for the Memories

"Kratz." It doesn't rhyme with "claps." But we said it anyway.

Understanding the awful reactions to Spirit Day

MLB teams all posted on Facebook in support of Spirit Day, a day meant to spread awareness of bullying among LGBT teenagers. Many, many intolerant weirdos responded with disdain and ignorance. What was it that they had such a problem with, anyway?

You Did Not Watch this Game: Braves 7, Phillies 1

You know they found water on Mars tonight? Why the hell were you watching this game?

The One that Got Away: Marlins 4, Phillies 3

Just another in a long line of things that weren't supposed to happen.

Vicktory!: Phillies 10, Padres 5

Ha ha ha ha, what is Michael Vick doing here? Come on.

Smasched Potatoes: Phillies 2, Braves 1

Say, is that a section full of Miss America contestants? Why? Don't think, just send Gregg Murphy to interview them!

Dom's Day Clock: Phillies 5, Rockies 4

Dom's Day, right? Cool, so that's a thing. We'll make that a thing.

The Latest Night to Forget: Dodgers 4, Phillies 0

Same as all the others, only this time, Charlie didn't have to watch.

In/Off Your Face: Cardinals 11, Phillies 3

The Phillies were systematically plucked apart by a sleeker, slicker, better Cardinals team in nine innings of jackassery that had you yearning for the days when a dive would *occasionally* end in a catch.

Field of Screams: Phillies 3, Nationals 1

Kyle Kendrick watched in bewilderment as the Phillies committed four errors (three from Chase Utley alone) but somehow summoned the offense to win the series.

That's So Ryan: Phillies 5, Nationals 4

The stupid Nationals gave themselves the magical comeback they always want, but in the end failed miserably and lost the game to Ryan Howard, Domonic Brown and the also stupid sometimes Phillies.

Back to Nothing: Twins 4, Phillies 3

Tyler Cloyd's five innings of work meant the bullpen would be exposed, along with the sad offense constantly exposing itself, and the Phillies nullified the five game win streak from last week with their fifth loss in a row.

It's All Happening: Phillies 6, Marlins 1

Cole Hamels, with his second season win, and Ryan Howard, with his first season triple, heaved the Phillies to the .500 mark with some help from a blistering Domonic Brown.

Hulk Mad: Red Sox 9, Phillies 2

Lou Ferrigno's ceremonial first pitch was a better appearance than most of the bullpen could muster and the offense did little more than shrug in a(nother) brutal grasp at .500.

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