Jack is a contributor to SB Nation Soccer and a Parma fan, and can usually be found muttering angrily at Amauri. When not watching European football he'll usually be studying the Argentina Primera División or glued to an obscure pro cycling stream, and will probably be tweeting about it at the same time.
Sassuolo may have finished as Serie B champions, though that doesn't necessarily mean they're better prepared than Hellas Verona for the Serie A onslaught.
AC Milan and Silvio Berlusconi are looking as well organized as ever.
Fans of playoff madness rejoice, as four teams get set to fight over the one remaining place in Serie A.
According to Borussia Dortmund's team doctor, there's a good chance that Mats Hummels will be available for the Champions League final.
Having picked up an injury in the semi-final against Real Madrid, there's hope the Borussia Dortmund playmaker will recover in time to make the final.
Juventus' sporting director Beppe Marotta has hinted that Manchester City's Carlos Tévez could be the solution to their problem in attack.
Roma have moved above rivals Lazio and into sixth place in the table, beating Napoli in the final game of the league season.
There was one last sting in the tail in Serie A, with AC Milan salvaging a Champions League place in a dramatic comeback against Siena.
It was a typically crazy final day in Serie B, with Sassuolo and Hellas Verona promoted to Serie A. Livorno, Empoli, Novara and Brescia will contest the playoffs.
There's next-to-nothing at stake as two of the division's top scorers face off on Sunday, though there should be goals.
This weekend marks the end of the regular Serie B season, and could see three teams all promoted in one go.
With European positions still to be determined, not everyone in Serie A can let their minds wander onto the summer break.
Benfica and Chelsea face off at the Amsterdam Arena on Wednesday evening, fighting to get their hands on the Europa League trophy.
Fresh from their FA Cup success, Wigan need to pick up three points away at an Arsenal team engaged in a scrap for the Champions League, themselves desperate for a victory.
With Reading already relegated and Manchester City almost certainly going to seal second place, there's not much at stake at the Madejski.
Udinese may have become known as a 'selling club,' but that doesn't stop them consistently contending for European qualification.
After three of AC Milan's players were racially abused by Roma supporters in their goalless draw on Sunday, the giallorossi have been fined €50,000 and handed an official warning.
Bologna have spoilt an anniversary party at the Ennio Tardini, winning the Emilian derby against Parma 2-0.
Fiorentina sunk Palermo by a single goal at the Artemio Franchi, as the rosanero were relegated in the pouring rain.
Siena will take to the field against Napoli this afternoon knowing that they are already relegated, condemned by Genoa's goalless draw against Inter Milan in an early kick-off.
Palermo had to better Genoa's result to give themselves a chance of survival in Serie A going into the final round. Sadly, their 1-0 loss to Fiorentina means they are sent into Serie B with a game to play.
There's only one narrative to follow in this match, as Sir Alex Ferguson takes charge of his final ever match at Old Trafford.
Stoke's recent form has moved them out of relegation trouble, and they'll hope to upset the odds and scupper Tottenham's Champions League dreams on Sunday.
Four points adrift of safety with two games to play, Palermo are in desperate need of a win away at Champions League-chasing Fiorentina.
A game played out between two mid-table sides doesn't sound overly exciting. This one, however, has an added derby edge.
Manchester City are strong favourites to win their sixth FA Cup against Premier League strugglers Wigan Athletic on Saturday.
A confident Aston Villa are almost certainly safe from relegation, and will look to damage Chelsea's Champions League hopes at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.
With Champions League qualifications and relegations expected to be sealed in Serie A this weekend, tears of joy and sorrow are undoubtedly on the menu.