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Jakubazookas

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I'm 6,000 miles away from my favorite teams.

I have a BA in Liberal Arts so I'm good at everything and nothing.

I volunteer with the Hawaii International Film Festival as a screener and synopsis writer. It's not how I make money.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NFL Baltimore Ravens
Recent Activity
Swisher, you jerk
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:37p
I just pee with the seat down
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:34p
Wow, Yanks walk the bases loaded with 1 out
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:32p - 2 replies
I... can't
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:29p - 1 reply
That "pee pee region" thing is kinda weird
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:25p - 1 reply
Aww WTF I didn't even see this until now
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:21p
they didn't watch enough basic cable in the late 80's/early 90's
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:14p
one woman's junk is another woman's... well most likely her junk too... but there's probably one lady out there who doesn't think it's junk and maybe that's you!
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:13p
some of it you just have to appreciate the process
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:12p
I see you've aquired a taste for my bitching
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:11p
I take no credit for the recorded littlejeans work
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:09p
Woo! BRob comes through
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:06p
Send a SASE to Pueblo, CO
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:05p - 3 replies
routine?
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:04p - 2 replies
2.5
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:03p
I'm a moron. I'm gonna fire off an angry missive ffffppppppppttttttttttt oh I choked my pants with poo.
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:01p
We'll get em in the 10th
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 10:00p
ok, I admit to going too far on this occasion only
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:56p
aka Pedroias
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
he's thinking of WestcoastO'sFan2
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:52p - 2 replies
My radio is playing Neko Case
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:51p
J worded
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
well that's something
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:49p
They all look the same on Gameday
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:49p - 1 reply
They all look the same on Gameday
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:48p - 2 replies
this game sucks so bad Matusz is pitching multiple innings
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:46p - 2 replies
I seriously don't appreciate your use of the T word
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:43p - 2 replies
but look at the right margin, it's right there!
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:40p - 1 reply
I don't use the CS word
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:39p
No Subject
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
doesn't seem like much of a game
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:37p - 2 replies
There must be a word for every letter
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:37p - 1 reply
so other people can make snide remarks, but I can't?
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:35p - 3 replies
I think we're all adults and have the cognitive skills to differentiate, but whatever
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:31p - 1 reply
And we were getting so close to a right margin argument during this shitty game :-/
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:28p
I mean the 7th
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:24p
fine
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:23p - 3 replies
This is the inning where we score 5
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
I'm not saying it wasn't used poorly up there
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:21p - 2 replies
Well that's just silly
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:19p
it's also a song by devo
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:18p
I don't think it's in that category
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:16p - 4 replies
really?
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:14p
mostly he haveth a laugh
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:14p
well I would argue that it's only negative when used in a negative way
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:13p - 2 replies
oh now that's a strike
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:07p
now hit a pitch that's good to hit
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:05p
we're in the second half
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
the only thing keeping him hot was nolan reimold
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:50p - 1 reply
how about just consistent human umpires?
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:50p - 1 reply
you spelled douche wrong
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:46p
gameday shows pitches 2 and 6 well in the zone
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:45p - 1 reply
"Pee pee region" from a grown man sounds weird/creepy
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:39p - 1 reply
Did Bud reinjure hisself?
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:31p
always a good direction
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:29p
3 up 3 down sounds exceptionally quick for Bed
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:25p - 1 reply
well Bud is on schedule for 7 innings
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:25p
they should have put "Fuck no! Nick likes 2 things: hunting and church."
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
he hasn't been great at batting for a couple years
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:22p
don't swing at that shit
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:21p
Knock one, Schoop
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:20p
Manuelito!
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:19p
Stupid fucking "rain out"
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:14p
bring them home, chris
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:06p
Weren't they looking into signing him when he was a FA?
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 8:04p
Zobrist would fix a lot of those short ABs from the 2B position
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:54p
he needs to turnt up
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:50p - 3 replies
bad timing
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
Ok, no more Bob Marley if you're gonna do that, Bud
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:42p
One love
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:41p
taking 2 walks from a guy w/ 6 walks on the (admittedly limited so far) season
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:40p
Yeahhhhhh boy!
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:36p
Did Bud need a rehab start
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:17p - 1 reply
that was worse than not a good pitch
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:15p
Reimold with the infield pop up
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 7:02p
I set the O/U at 4.5 in round 1
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 6:55p
uggh, mini-golf hides the best part
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 6:47p - 2 replies
Femme & Moondance: The Later Years
Commented on Game 90: Orioles (49-40) @ Nationals (48-40), 7:05 p.m. ET on Jul 9 2014, 6:46p
which one? which one? which one?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 5:23p
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