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James Rael

  • joined Sep 09, 2010
  • last login Aug 19, 2014
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Biermann, Jones to resume regular practicing

10

Fact: Julio Jones' hands are considered weapons of mass destruction under Federal law

Shembo to jump ahead of Bartu on depth chart?

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Fact: Prince Shembo's urine was the main ingredient in Balco's performance enhancing drugs

Does William Moore want Kemal Ishmael to start?

21

Fact: Kemal Ishmael's heart has 5 chambers - the extra one is filled with love

Antone Smith's learning curve: it does exist!

64

Fact: Antone Smith doesn't run, he gallops

Falcons handling White, Jones with care

10

Fact: Julio Jones and Roddy White don't need coaching; they just keep Terry Robiskie around because he scrambles a mean egg

Paul Soliai doing the Dirty Bird?

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Apparently d-line coach Bryan Cox doesn't just teach his guys technique ...

Robiskie and his boys

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I Believe I Can Fly

1

Take note, James Stone. Take note.

Georgia's got a lot of home grown NFL talent

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Fact: the Georgia Dome is a secret missile silo, designed to completely eradicate Canada at a moment's notice

Matthews relishes chance to face Watt, Clowney

Fact: Jake Matthews only wears a helmet and shoulder pads for others players' protection

Falcons looking to improve in the red zone

Fact: Levine Toilolo has a street named after him - cross it at your own risk.

Devin Hester is offensive

Fact: Devin Hester once beat a three-legged pirate in a foot race

What was eating Peria Jerry?

Fact: Peria Jerry got to keep his skullcap after his retirement

McClain taking reps at free safety

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Fact: Robert McClain doesn't go to McDonald's often, but when he does, he's lovin' it

Falcons may still sign Nick Barnett

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Fact: Nick Barnett uses his stapler as a tape dispenser

Don't call it a comeback ...

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Fact: Roddy White once thumb wrestled an elephant - the elephant never walked again.

Man up Worrilow, the "green dot" is all yours

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Fact: Paul Worrilow knits in his spare time for milk money. He knits a lot. And drinks a lot of milk.

Here comes Devonta Freeman

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Fact: Devonta Freeman once put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline

Peters to return sooner rather than later?

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Fact: Corey Peters killed Caleb's imaginary friend

Is Goodman the new Biermann?

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Fact: Malliciah Goodman gets 10 GB of data and unlimited talk and text for free

Day one of training camp: a tweet recap

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Fact: Matt Ryan's eyes are a beautiful shade of ocean green

Julio Jones to be featured on "Under the Lights"

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Fact: Julio Jones' Cheetos are cheesy, but not dangerously so

Julio Jones cleared for training camp

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Fact: Julio Jones' sandals neither flip nor flop

Is Darius Johnson on the outside looking in?

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Fact: Darius Johnson is so fast, he could beat Roadrunner and Sonic's illegitimate lovechild in a footrace

Smitty gets to preview all "Hard Knocks" episodes

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Fact: Mike Smith doesn't have to mow his lawn; the grass dares not grow

Much is expected of Prince Shembo

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Fact: Prince Shembo stalks his prey in the night, and he's watching us all

Garrett Reynolds to the Lions

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Fact: Garrett Reynolds excludes any and all peanuts from his butter

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