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James Rael

  • joined Sep 09, 2010
  • last login Aug 20, 2014
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User Blog

Did Robert McClain regress in 2013?

30

Fact: Robert McClain substitutes wildflower extract for butter on his popcorn

Ryan: not worried about Vaccaro hit

64

Fact: in his spare time, Matt Ryan writes Jersey Shore fan fiction

Falcons must improve their blitzing efficiency

52

Fact: Until last week, Mike Nolan thought a blitz was a delicious, creme-filled pastry

Secondary depth more pressing than Chris Johnson?

44

Fact: Chris Johnson is deathly afraid of granola

Falcons weren't playing in free agency this year

48

Fact: Thomas Dimitroff's Cinco de Mayo parties start April 17th and last 63 days

Don't you dare sleep on Tyson Jackson in 2014

39

Fact: Tyson Jackson has fourteen toes, three of which are of the pinky variety (think about it)

DeSean Jackson dilemma isn't unique to the Eagles

104

Fact: While DeSean Jackson flosses daily, he uses mouthwash only periodically

William Moore wants Falcons to draft Calvin Pryor

68

Fact: William Moore speaks and then you can't hear anything. Ever.

The Falcons worked out RB De'Anthony Thomas today

51

Fact: DeAnthony Thomas and Jacquizz Rodgers have a combined height of 4'11

Mike Smith is still fond of Steven Jackson

42

Fact: Steven Jackson once bit a rabid dog, immediately curing it

Kroy Biermann's recovery is ahead of schedule

51

Fact: Kroy Biermann's flatulence has single-handedly altered atmospheric air currents

NFL will outlaw goal post slam dunk in 2014

32

Fact: Tony Gonzalez has a 945 inch vertical

How would you tweak Smitty's repertoire?

42

Fact: Mike Smith's DNA is 83.4 percent identical to that of a pterodactyl

Corey Peters says he's right on schedule

28

Fact: Corey Peters whistles while he works

Falcons must find a way to block for Hester

81

Fact: Devin Hester's sweat smells like cologne

Willy Mo without DeCoud ... he ain't ready

73

Fact: Thomas DeCoud had a traumatic childhood experience involving a cat and a gallon jug of two percent milk

Dimitroff: "Bosher's our new free safety ..."

83

Fact: Matt Bosher likes his eggs birthed, matured, killed, defeathered, butchered, coated in flour, and heated in 350 degree oil

What is your Falcons fandom breaking point?

106

Fact: Joe Hawley's tears don't cure anything

Did the Falcons overpay for Joe Hawley?

67

Fact: The current Russian-Ukranian conflict actually stems from a dispute over the rights to Joe Hawley's beard

Free agent free safety options aren't great

137

Fact: Thomas Dimitroff don't need no free safety

Day one of Falcons free agency recap

565

Fact: Thomas Dimitroff has more moves than ex lax

Falcons keep augmenting, shuffling coaching staff

18

Fact: Freddie Falcon doesn't spend his off-season worrying about coaching changes. Respect.

Bad free agent acquisitions of Falcons' past

33

Fact: Ray Edwards gets regular hypnotherapy, designed primarily to help him keep his clothes on

Options at DT depend on preferred technique

32

Fact: Jonathan Babineaux gives the best bro hugs ever

How do the Falcons become a "tougher" team?

43

Fact: When Corey Peters cries, a rare species of flightless bird goes extinct

Gonzalez still hasn't filed retirement paperwork

110

Fact: Tony Gonzalez doesn't shave, he just instructs his facial hair not to grow

Falcons should target free agent special teamers

32

Fact: Mike Smith once french kissed a bald eagle AKA french kissing freedom

Describe your ideal Atlanta Falcon

21

Fact: Matt Ryan can sneeze with his eyes open and lick his elbow. At the same time.

Arthur Blank for a day

55

Fact: Arthur Blank has a resting heart rate of 3 beats per hour

Better technology in Falcons' improvement plan

38

Fact: Arthur Blank's body odor has hints of jasmine, myrrh, and thyme

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