Jared Jorde

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SnakeBytes 9/29: This is the End


Wade Miley closes out the regular season today.

SnakeBytes 9/25: Extras Again


The Diamondbacks now hold the record for most extra innings played in a single season at 78.

SnakeBytes 9/24: Winding Down


The Diamondbacks' disappointing season inches closer to the end with last night's loss to the Padres.

SnakeBytes 9/18: KOrbin


The Dodgers got to Patrick Corbin early, hanging 6 runs on the Diamondbacks' de facto ace in just 2 innings.

SnakeBytes 9/17: (G)old Faithful


Paul Goldschmidt was the difference Monday night (and every other night), as his two-run homer propelled the Diamondbacks to victory.

SnakeBytes 9/11: The .500 Club


It seems as though the Diamondbacks for the last few years have hovered right around .500, never straying too far above or below the mark. Well, they're back sitting at 72-72

SnakeBytes 9/10: Coors Ravine


The Dodgers tagged the Diamondbacks' pitching staff for 6 home runs en route to an 8-1 victory.

SnakeBytes 9/4: Wade's Wild Night


Wade Miley had one of the worst outings of his career Tuesday night as the D-Backs fell 10-4.

SnakeBytes 9/3: Labor Day Blues


The Diamondbacks bats took Labor Day off this year.

SnakeBytes 8/28: Extras Again


The Diamondbacks' War on Sleep continued Tuesday night against San Diego. The Snakes prevailed 10-9 in 10 innings.

SnakeBytes 8/27: The Red Beard Returns


Ian Kennedy faces off against his old teammates, David Holmberg takes the mound for the big league team, and more.

SnakeBytes 8/21: Corbin Comes Up Big


Paul Goldschmidt's franchise-record 3rd grand slam of the season might get more airtime, but Patrick Corbin had the performance of the night. Corbin, called upon again in a must-win situation,...

SnakeBytes 8/20: The Hunt for Reds (and October)


This series could make or break the Diamondbacks' season. With the Dodgers playing like the '27 Yankees, it is imperative that the Diamondbacks stay in the hunt for a Wild Card spot. One of the...

SnakeBytes 8/14: Pure Gold


A second walk-off victory in as many days for the Diamondbacks who remain 7.5 games back of the Dodgers.

SnakeBytes 8/13: A Wild One


Multiple lead changes and walk off heroics marked Monday night's clash with the visiting Orioles. The Diamondbacks ultimately prevailed 7-6 on Adam Eaton's walk-off home run.

SnakeBytes 8/7: Repeat Performance


The Rays still can't solve Wade Miley.

SnakeBytes 8/6: Idling


No game notes to report as the Diamondbacks were off last night. Instead we've got a profile of the newly-acquired Matt Stites, Trevor Cahill's rehab, and IPK's new digs.

SnakeBytes 7/31: The Last Days of IPK?


As trade rumors continue to swirl, the most persistent seem to involve Ian Kennedy. Don't expect a blockbuster, but don't be surprised if there are a few new role players wearing Sedona Red come...

SnakeBytes 7/30: Rumors & Innuendo


As sure as the sun rises in the east, rumor mongering blossoms on the eve of the trade deadline. Everything is in its place. We sift through the trade rumor non-news.

SnakeBytes 7/28: Back to Reno


Tyler Skaggs continues to search for the consistency that eludes him. The young lefty had one of the worst starts of his career, allowing seven runs in 3.2 innings to the Padres. Yep, those Padres....

SnakeBytes 7/24: The Lazarus Phenomenon


After the more hyperbolically-inclined among us declared the Diamondbacks' dead, they have risen - hanging 10 runs on the Cubs en route to commanding win.

SnakeBytes 7/23: A Low Point


So, this is it. Rock bottom. It feels a lot like losing to the Cubs and their emergency starter on a night where the Los Angeles Dodgers routed the Blue Jays to take sole possession of first place...

SnakeBytes 7/17: All-Starzzzzzzz


Last night's Midsummer Classic was a bit of a snoozer. The National League squad (doing their best Astros impression) mustered only three hits, ultimately falling 3-0 to the American League...

SnakeBytes 7/16: Starry Night


Diamondbacks' All-Star selections Pat Corbin and Paul Goldschmidt look to match the performances of their younger peers at the Futures Game.

SnakeBytes 7/10: Getting Chippy


Tempers run high as the Diamondbacks fall to the Dodgers for the second night in a row.

SnakeBytes 7/9: The Streak Ends


The Diamondbacks' win streak ends at five; Paul Goldschmidt's derby snub; Trevor Cahill's shoulder; and more.

SnakeBytes 6/26: Cahill's June Swoon


Trevor Cahill is not having a good month. The right-hander took the bump last night, allowing six runs in five innings and raising his his June ERA to 9.30 in the process.

SnakeBytes 6/25: The Dog Days


Too early for the dog days of summer? The 7-day forecast and the Diamondbacks' 20-games-in-20-days schedule beg to differ.

SnakeBytes 6/19: Goldy Party


The nation watched as two teams battled late into the night - the score tied until well past midnight on the east coast - until a hero, in the waning of the moments of the game, would put his team...

SnakeBytes 6/18: Hitting the Skids


Giancarlo Stanton single-handedly vanquished the D-Backs, handing the Snakes their fourth straight loss and ending Patrick Corbin's winning streak.

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