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Jason Scott_90

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"And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain" --Henning
"Just because I'm presumin' That I could be a human, If I only had a heart" --Henne
"But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve."--Sparano

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

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  • NBA Orlando Magic
  • NFL Miami Dolphins
Recent Activity
every team needs that guy that you can count on on 3rd down when you need someone to make the catch...
Commented on Brian Hartline 2013 Miami Dolphins highlights on Apr 15 2014, 9:39p
don't get me started on PFF..
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 15 2014, 3:49p
BPA when you have a young Peyton Manning(not that I am calling Tannehill that... only making a point) will never be a QB...
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 15 2014, 7:08a - 1 reply
if he really is the next Ray Lewis ... of course i would want us to draft him...
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 15 2014, 6:55a - 1 reply
what?
Commented on Charles Clay 2013 Miami Dolphins highlights on Apr 15 2014, 6:45a
he didn't say the guy had to be a LT.. he said he wanted him to be Anthony Fasano...
Commented on Charles Clay 2013 Miami Dolphins highlights on Apr 15 2014, 6:41a
and thats all i have to say about that ... good night everyone...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 1:06a - 3 replies
I have also heard someone say
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 1:06a - 2 replies
what are you eating with a steak knife?
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 1:04a - 1 reply
I still don't understand how a male has a hyphenated name...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 1:01a - 1 reply
If you have guys talented enough to run a 2 TE set and be effective ... or 3 TE set for that matter...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
I hate when someone thinks that if they take the best TE in the draft they will suddenly have JImmy Graham on their team...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:56a - 2 replies
people mess up when they look at a player and try to put him into a box...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:53a - 1 reply
we all do.. but we are saying he is not exactly a "traditional TE"
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:51a - 1 reply
If we give Ryan Tannehill 2 new O-linemen in the draft...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:49a
Nice... and I will follow that up with another foodism...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:45a - 1 reply
if we get a few home runs in this draft... and a few in next year's draft...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:43a - 1 reply
I think Clay can become a great... um.. something...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:42a - 2 replies
If you don't really know what an elite OT does ... sure ..
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:40a - 1 reply
that woud suck... Hernandez' replacement next to Gronk..
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:36a - 1 reply
exactly!
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:33a - 1 reply
we don't need quality ... we need elite.
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
if we are going to get those all Pro caliber players though . we have to do it in round 1 or round 2...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:28a - 1 reply
and getting John Jerry 2.0 helps us how?
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:26a - 1 reply
If we have the ability to get 2 O-linemen in this year's draft that can in the next few years be the best players at their position...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:24a - 1 reply
how many TEs do you plan on carrying?
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:23a - 3 replies
Well... we need O-linemen right now..
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:21a - 1 reply
a 6'5" proven NFL TE is not enough of a RZ target for you?
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:19a - 2 replies
but we need to fill at least one or 2 of those holes with IMPACT players...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:18a - 1 reply
lol... thx...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:16a - 3 replies
Trading down is what a team does when they have a ton of holes to fill or they are trying to completely rebuild their team...
Commented on Monday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 15 2014, 12:12a - 4 replies
The biggest thing this team needs is more elite players... lets start drafting some of them, instead of wasting our picks on Ted Ginn
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Dolphins have no first round pick in Mocking the Draft's latest on Apr 15 2014, 12:10a
I hate the idea of trading down...
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Dolphins have no first round pick in Mocking the Draft's latest on Apr 14 2014, 11:42p - 1 reply
Bring him in.. he is not Charles Clay/Dustin Keller.. he is Michael Egnew... bring him in ... let Michael Egnew try to beat him out...
Commented on Jermichael Finley to the Miami Dolphins? on Apr 14 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
I would have much rather skipped on Carey and gotten Wilfork there...
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 13 2014, 5:10p - 1 reply
I get uncomfortable using the word "playmaker"
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 13 2014, 5:08p - 1 reply
also... lets pretend for an instant that Miami doesn't adequately address the O-line position and we still have a problem.
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 13 2014, 4:56p - 2 replies
58 sacks?
Commented on Miami Dolphins Pre-Draft Analysis: Offensive Line on Apr 13 2014, 4:52p - 2 replies
so your argument for PFF then is that...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 13 2014, 7:10a - 1 reply
see.. If we are really being honest .. I blame the guys that get paid to protect Tannehill..
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:26a
no one is saying that... I think we will all agree that we want to see a huge jump this year..
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:22a - 1 reply
that sack had to do with coverage?
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:20a - 2 replies
but Tannehill sucks because he trusts his O-line to block more than 2 seconds on a short drop...
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:15a - 1 reply
do you have to make excuses for every single sack these other QBs take?
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:13a - 1 reply
just because you offer an explanation doesn't mean your explanation is right...
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:11a - 2 replies
you think that was 2 seconds he bought?
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 12 2014, 4:06a - 1 reply
you have? where?
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 11 2014, 6:29a - 1 reply
what exactly do you define as "pocket presence" on this play?
Commented on Short Sacks, Normal Sacks, and Long Sacks on Apr 11 2014, 6:25a - 1 reply
why do you keep arguing by using these useless stats with me....
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 11 2014, 12:09a - 1 reply
I can think of quite a few things I have been doing for at least 10 years that I am still not an expert at...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 11 2014, 12:02a - 1 reply
exercise the 5th year....
Commented on Mike Pouncey looking for new contract from Dolphins on Apr 10 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
I drive to and from work every single day. That does not mean that I have any business either
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 10 2014, 6:47a
again...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 10 2014, 6:40a - 4 replies
I guess Notre Dame and Stanford are not really Ivy League schools.... but you know what I mean ...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 9 2014, 9:57p
no .. his feet are fine ... but I don't really see him aggressively hitting anyone ...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 9 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
especially if he falls.. think about how much space he eats then...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 9 2014, 9:52p
Very well said..
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 9 2014, 9:48p - 1 reply
true... but they also play against accountants... and lawyers... well.. probably PE teachers.. and generic business majors who have no real marketable skills in society...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 9 2014, 9:46p
my point is there is much more than just Wheeler that was bad on that play...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 9 2014, 9:44p
Watching film and grading a player requires knowing what you are doing. I could watch a brain surgeon and grade it...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 9 2014, 6:41a - 2 replies
I like Xavier Su'a-Filo better personally... but I have only see Zach Martin try to play OT.
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 9 2014, 6:32a
The biggest problem I have with PFF is turning a grade which is based on their own personal opinion and biases... and turning that into a stat...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
Hoe?
Commented on Tuesday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:48p
Call of?
Commented on Tuesday Night Random Live Thread on Apr 8 2014, 9:46p - 1 reply
darn it ... where am I going to find a sun pooping cartwheels??
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 9:36p
yeah... probably time to update the whole thing...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 9:32p - 1 reply
OK.. updated my signature .. I was Xavier Su'a-Filo if we can't get Taylor Lewan to drop... or trade up to get him...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 9:15p - 1 reply
he can't play OT at the next level... he might be almost as bad as J Martin...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 9:08p
Yep... I saw enough.. I don't want Zach Martin... the guy sucks...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 9:01p - 1 reply
the point is .. it has to be the right O-lineman ...
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 8:56p - 3 replies
that would be fun to watch... I love sacks...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 8:54p - 1 reply
AND YES... THIS IS REALLY ME ... CT did not hijack my account....
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 8:44p - 1 reply
WAIT!!
Commented on NFL.com's 2014 Mock Draft full of surprises, just not for Dolphins on Apr 8 2014, 8:42p - 2 replies
exactly... we gave up 6.9 yards a passing attempt ... and you have to worry then about INTs and sacks..
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
why would you stop running if no matter what the LBs did to shoot the gaps you still allowed 4.1 yards/carry...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 8:28p - 1 reply
yeah.. but the reason why the DT and DE were getting their lunch eaten was because they blocked our DE and DT with essentially one guy...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
If you look .. there is no dump off WR...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 8:15p - 1 reply
So.. Yes... if we had been able to consistently do that .. YES...
Commented on Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles on Apr 8 2014, 8:10p
sorry ... 3 years.. he started his 4th season...
Commented on Natural Pass Catching TE- Developmental Prospect on Apr 8 2014, 6:30a - 1 reply
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