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Jason Scott_90

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"And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain" --Henning
"Just because I'm presumin' That I could be a human, If I only had a heart" --Henne
"But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve."--Sparano

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Orlando Magic
  • NFL Miami Dolphins
Recent Activity
for No - with his physical talent and draft pedigree, he deserved one more year of potential development
Voted on Aug 23 2014, 1:23a
had he not been held, he would have made that catch...
Commented on Ranking the Dolphin WR's on Aug 18 2014, 5:59a - 1 reply
I have mixed feelings...
Commented on Sunday Night Random Live Thread on Aug 17 2014, 9:10p - 1 reply
for 5 and Thigpen
Voted on Aug 17 2014, 8:28p
What irritated me was that Tannehill put the ball on the ground.
Commented on Dolphins stock watch following win over Buccaneers on Aug 17 2014, 8:26p
2nd NFL start.... against the best DT in the league...
Commented on Dolphins stock watch following win over Buccaneers on Aug 17 2014, 8:23p - 1 reply
Oh.. yes they do.... they have Brian Tyms.... aka Tymsanity... how did we not think of that when he was here.. oh.. he wasn't really that good...
Commented on 8 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins Victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Aug 17 2014, 2:27p - 4 replies
I didnt think so the first time I saw it... I still didnt see it..
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 2:14p
The guy is amazing... But turnovers for anyone are unacceptable.
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 2:11p
He looked amazing the first game...
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
I am not a Tannehill hater by any means... I bought the jersey... for multiple members of my family...
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 1:55p - 2 replies
Mike Evans is a rookie WR ... and he is no a Dolphin... Tannehill is a "franchise QB"
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 1:52p
so many 5 word recaps in that post.... my favorite is
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Miami wins 20-14 behind Tannehill, Moore passing on Aug 17 2014, 8:14a
Brent Grimes way to hustle!
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 8:07a - 1 reply
Jimmy Wilson please wrap up.
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 8:06a - 3 replies
Tannehill needs to stop fumbling.
Commented on Dolphins vs Buccaneers: Dolphins fans react to Miami win with five words on Aug 17 2014, 8:01a - 2 replies
I can't tell you how much I despise the prevent defense...
Commented on Football 101: Coverage Shells on Aug 16 2014, 8:00a - 1 reply
so he got outsmarted 3 times by our defense then?
Commented on Football 101: Coverage Shells on Aug 16 2014, 7:46a - 1 reply
that isn't what I heard from training camp...
Commented on Where is Dion Jordan's Best Fit? Part 1: SAM Linebacker in a 4-3 Under on Aug 15 2014, 5:48a
exactly... its not like you have to take people off the field when you are trying to close a game out anyway...
Commented on Where is Dion Jordan's Best Fit? Part 1: SAM Linebacker in a 4-3 Under on Aug 15 2014, 5:47a
You know... the thing is .. how often are you in base defense anyway?
Commented on Where is Dion Jordan's Best Fit? Part 1: SAM Linebacker in a 4-3 Under on Aug 15 2014, 5:44a
now there you go... we should challenge the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders to do the icebucket challenge....
Commented on Patriots challenge Dolphins in #IceBucketChallenge on Aug 13 2014, 8:20p - 2 replies
FINALLY.... too bad we traded away Ted Ginn Jr... but then again .. we drafted his whole family...
Commented on Brady Quinn signs with Miami Dolphins on Aug 11 2014, 9:05p
Did you see Brady Quinn at QB?
Commented on Brady Quinn signs with Miami Dolphins on Aug 11 2014, 9:02p - 2 replies
but Paul sucks... this is what I have been saying for years ...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons: Miami game ball from Preseason game one on Aug 10 2014, 5:55p
and all his passes were catchable... so I blame the drop on Miller... in the end .. he was still perfect...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons: Miami game ball from Preseason game one on Aug 10 2014, 5:54p - 1 reply
There has to be some sort of balance to it all though...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 10 2014, 10:21a
he is a Jason Taylor clone who also has proven his ability to cover LBs...
Commented on POLL: Should the Miami Dolphins Move DE Dion Jordan to Linebacker? on Aug 10 2014, 10:08a - 1 reply
I think Tannehill was perfect... I would seriously push for him as the game ball candidate...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons: Miami game ball from Preseason game one on Aug 10 2014, 10:02a - 1 reply
a 3-4 OLB has both the responsibility of rushing the passer or dropping into coverage.
Commented on POLL: Should the Miami Dolphins Move DE Dion Jordan to Linebacker? on Aug 10 2014, 9:59a - 1 reply
were they both on the field at the same time?
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 10:46p - 2 replies
I have heard that if it wasn't for other stories in camp... Dion Jordan would be the story of camp...
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
The problem is he has the LOOK of a power back... he should be running like a power back...
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 10:35p
The difference is a 4-3 OLB as well as MLB need to operate like guided missiles...
Commented on POLL: Should the Miami Dolphins Move DE Dion Jordan to Linebacker? on Aug 9 2014, 10:27p
I disagree.... if you change to a 3-4 defense... then you put him at OLB...
Commented on POLL: Should the Miami Dolphins Move DE Dion Jordan to Linebacker? on Aug 9 2014, 10:19p - 2 replies
for No. You can never have enough pass rushers, defensive end is a premium position
Voted on Aug 9 2014, 10:14p
what do you disagree with?
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 9:49p - 1 reply
I seriously doubt we were video taping the Falcons sideline last year just to play better in the preseason this year....
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 9 2014, 5:38p
yup... been busy lately..
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 9 2014, 5:37p - 1 reply
Hey... I agree on the Falcons pass rush...
Commented on Falcons vs. Dolphins Preseason Recap: The Win Is The Thing on Aug 9 2014, 5:28p
Hey... Dolphins fan here...
Commented on Falcons vs. Dolphins Preseason 2014 Recap: A 16-10 Win For Atlanta on Aug 9 2014, 5:08p
yeah... same to you guys ... all the best this year...
Commented on Falcons vs. Dolphins Preseason 2014 Recap: A 16-10 Win For Atlanta on Aug 9 2014, 5:02p
lol... again... I don't have a problem with this ...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 9 2014, 4:54p - 1 reply
I didn't notice him doing anything wrong... how many plays was he out there?
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 4:50p - 1 reply
I really am starting to like the Fede pick....
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 4:39p - 2 replies
We seem to do ok on 1st and 2nd down.... then for some strange reason we let up and let teams throw the ball wherever they want on 3rd down...
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 4:28p - 1 reply
This isn't the 2012 offense though...
Commented on 11 Thoughts Following the Miami Dolphins' Preseason Opener on Aug 9 2014, 4:26p - 1 reply
I would like to see them all get 60 catches for 1000 yards personally...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 9 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
Thiggy has been pretty deadly from the slot from what I hear...
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 9 2014, 3:24a - 2 replies
Hey.... Dolphins fan here...
Commented on Falcons vs. Dolphins Preseason 2014 Recap: A 16-10 Win For Atlanta on Aug 9 2014, 2:39a - 1 reply
My biggest concern is that no matter who it is... we can't get off the field on 3rd down.
Commented on Dolphins vs Falcons 2014: Immediate reaction to Dolphins 16-10 loss on Aug 9 2014, 2:25a - 1 reply
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