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Jason Scott_90

  • joined Aug 01, 2009
  • last login Apr 17, 2014
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"And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain" --Henning
"Just because I'm presumin' That I could be a human, If I only had a heart" --Henne
"But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve."--Sparano

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

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Natural Pass Catching TE- Developmental Prospect

The Dolphins really need to look at bringing this kid in and developing him. Positives- very good hands, strong runner with the ball in his hands. All the size, speed and quickness you are...

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Ellerbe and Wheeler = 219 total tackles, 153 solo tackles

So I have heard a lot of Phinsiders talking trash about our new free agent pickups last year in the middle of our defense. They want to site the number of tackles they "missed" and other stats...

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The Positive Side of 2013: UPDATE: Does Wheeler suck?

As I look at this video I see throws that not many QBs in the NFL can make. Throws on the run, throws between defenders and throws placed where they can be caught only by the WR. I see some...

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A tale of 2 QBs...

One QB is a franchise player- a veteran.. a future hall of famer(throwing up in my mouth a little bit to say). This QB has a solid O-line & the best all-around TE in the game, but no WRs to speak...

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58 sacks

I can't believe how truly awful this O-line was... From lack of talent, to lack of communication, to not recognizing blitzes, and you can even throw in lack of support from RBs and TEs. ...

E:60 - Cortland Finnegan

Take the time to watch this video. I was not expecting this guy to be this way. I like him even more than when I realized the guy I hated on the Titans was now on our team.

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Anatomy of a franchise DT (UPDATED)

I was actually looking for a highlight video to break down exactly what it is that Paul Soliai does, but there was not one. I did however find this video of a true franchise DT. If you find, or...

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The view from section 128- Sorry... NO PICS

My wife killed her tablet on the way to Miami playing Candy Crush, so we couldn't really take any good pics of this game. But this post is really more about quick observations I made while I was...

Brent Grimes- The Return

I found this video posted on Brent Grimes' wife's twitter. WQAM said to follow her.

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The view from section 128- Atlanta Falcons at Miami

via scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net So I have done my best to post some pics per your previous comments... I have some more of the actual game, which I will post when I can get them off my phone. ...

The Dolphins Speed Package Breakdown

  1. Cameron Wake(4.65 40 yd dash, 1.63 10 yard dash)
  2. Olivier Vernon(4.73 40 yd dash, 1.63 10 yd dash)
  3. Dion Jordan(4.54 40 yd dash, 1.61 10 yd dash)
  4. Phillip Wheeler(4.76 40 yd dash, 1.56 10 yd dash)
  5. Danelle Ellerbe(4.63 40 yd dash, 1.62 10 yd dash) Koa Misi & (4.75 40 yd dash, 1.64 10 yd dash)
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The view from section 128 (1 of 10)

Well, I have to say I really like our new seats. I notice that when they are playing in the other end zone the view isn't quite as clear as when we were a little higher up, but I would not trade...

Listening to the Finsiders...

Sam Madison just brought up Lane Johnson as a tackle elligible option in the red zone... what LB could cover him? He is 6'6" and runs a 4.72 40 yard dash...

Terron Armstead Highlights from Arkansas-Pine Bluff

This guy is even more raw than I thought ... No way this guy gets drafted in the 3rd round .. he isn't even playing football . I would bet that there are Miami area High Schools that would roll all over Arkansas- Pine Bluff.

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Mock Draft 2013- shaking up the draft board

We all know that Luke Joekel is going to go 1st overall to the Chiefs. But then, didn't they just franchise a LT? If you are a O-line detractor why don't you help my theory out here. Is LT...

Lance Louis OG Highlights

I had no idea who this guy was before these highlights. A few things I see ...He is a big ugly, and he looks a little sloppy, but he has a lot of quickness which you can not teach. He is also aggressive and it seems is always looking for someone to hit. Great depth signing.. and who knows .. he could be starting by the end of training camp.... Omar posted this first.

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We renewed our season tickets yesterday... Section 128, row 9 and 10, seats 3-5

Last year we had 4 season tickets in section 428, row 9, seats 12-15. I wasn't sure last year if we would even go to half the games. It is a 3 1/2 hour drive each way from Orlando to Sun Life...

Funny video they played in Sun Life Stadium Veterans Day weekend. I finally found it to post it...

Funny video they played in Sun Life Stadium Veterans Day weekend. I finally found it to post it here...

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My Ideal offseason!!

First we need to resign all our free agents. Resign Jake Long first. Then trade him to whatever team will give you the highest draft pick for him. Trade Cameron Wake for the highest draft pick...

BREAKING NEWS: Jets owner Woody Johnson has had to remove the Jets logo from his private jet. ...

BREAKING NEWS: Jets owner Woody Johnson has had to remove the Jets logo from his private jet. Apparently it wouldn't touch down... Bazinga!!

Call Me Maybe- Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders. I had heard some of you guys comment about our...

Call Me Maybe- Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders. I had heard some of you guys comment about our cheerleaders. I thought I would share this video with you guys. Enjoy.

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Everyone knows that Ireland sucks... right?

I have been on the fence a lot on Ireland. Sure he made some awful picks, but he also made some decent picks too right? It wasn't until I looked at every single pick that he has made did I...

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Thoughts from section 428.... Raiders

There were a lot of Raiders fans at the game. For the most part they were, well annoying, but at least civil. There were however some altercations that took the police to break up. I can't wait...

Passer Rating Flawed?

This makes a pretty good case that it is....

Welcome back to Miami, Anthony Armstrong...

Welcome back to Miami, Anthony Armstrong...

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So after the Vontae deal goes down....

There is news that Mike Wallace will sign his tender which would allow them to deal him if they want after months of no movement. Could we be looking to move our two 2nd round picks for Mike...

Are we going after a WR?

Take a look at this interview. Based on this and what Omar Kelly was saying in another interview, this could be the first step to improving at WR.... Think about it. We have our QB, RB, O-line, and the defense is looking good without Vontae... but we need someone to pair with our young QB and Davone Bess. Mike Wallace or Dwayne Bowe? Who else could we be going after? See Omar's article too.... http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-dolphins-gm-jeff-ireland-nobody-is-giving-up-20120826,0,276857.story

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Quick thoughts from section 428....*BONUS* Help my fantasy team!!

First let me lead off by saying... these replacement refs really really suck. I have adopted a policy to boo them for every call that goes against us, no matter if it was a good call or not. Not...

Atlanta @ Miami tickets for sale!! Section 428, Row 9, seats 12 and 13

Is anyone interested in 2 tickets to the Falcons game? I have season tickets and I am not making the trip this week because it is a Friday and I don't want to take off work to drive to Miami. They are section 428(non alcohol) row 9, seats 12 and 13...They are pretty good seats for seeing exactly what is going on even though they are in the top section. Let me know if you are interested... we can try to work something out... you can the view by following the link...

Wow... I can't believe I ever considered Coples, if we didn't take Tannehill.. this guy is jogging...

Wow... I can't believe I ever considered Coples, if we didn't take Tannehill.. this guy is jogging almost all game.. what a waste of talent.. good job on that draft pick.... J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!

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