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Jason Scott_90

  • joined Aug 01, 2009
  • last login Aug 25, 2014
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"And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain" --Henning
"Just because I'm presumin' That I could be a human, If I only had a heart" --Henne
"But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve."--Sparano

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

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  • NFL Miami Dolphins
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Quick thoughts from section 428....*BONUS* Help my fantasy team!!

First let me lead off by saying... these replacement refs really really suck. I have adopted a policy to boo them for every call that goes against us, no matter if it was a good call or not. Not...

Atlanta @ Miami tickets for sale!! Section 428, Row 9, seats 12 and 13

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Is anyone interested in 2 tickets to the Falcons game? I have season tickets and I am not making the trip this week because it is a Friday and I don't want to take off work to drive to Miami. They are section 428(non alcohol) row 9, seats 12 and 13...They are pretty good seats for seeing exactly what is going on even though they are in the top section. Let me know if you are interested... we can try to work something out... you can the view by following the link...

Wow... I can't believe I ever considered Coples, if we didn't take Tannehill.. this guy is jogging...

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Wow... I can't believe I ever considered Coples, if we didn't take Tannehill.. this guy is jogging almost all game.. what a waste of talent.. good job on that draft pick.... J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!

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Breaking down the defensive line on the first series.

The game starts with a tackle by Olivier Vernon on kick coverage. Nice job rookie. The next play it looks like the O-line is flowing towards the right, and Soliai and Vernon fight to that side,...

UNCENSORED Chad Johnson Interview

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UNCENSORED Chad Johnson Interview
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For all those wondering who would take over for Brandon Marshall...

@OmarKelly Julius Pruitt drops an overhead pass, no defense, then boots the ball.‏ Nice to know we have that WR/P problem taken care of... Now if he can just drop some TDs and run out of bounds...

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Who would you rather have?

Just a quick question to pose for everyone: Would you rather have a 27 year old 6'0" tall 203 lb RB who runs a 4.37 40 and catches the ball extremely well out of the backfield, or.... A 27 year...

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What do you call a wide receiver that can't receive?

A Miami Dolphins fans look at the wide receivers on the roster. Maybe what's there is actually the right combination for the team.

Here is BJ Cunningham highlights... This guy impresses me with his catches, and his body control.

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Here is BJ Cunningham highlights... This guy impresses me with his catches, and his body control.
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I know who the Dolphins are going to pick in the 2nd round...

OK, let me just preface this by saying this is not by any means a serious post. It in no way changes my membership in the rainbows and unicorns club of which I am the founder. It is just an...

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My Mock Draft/ Rant style....

So I am getting really sick of seeing all these mock drafts up day after day after day... So I decided to add my own mock draft to the mix. I am going to be as thorough as I can and explain why I...

Ryan Tannehill's Pro Day- every throw! Enough talk... Let's actually take a look at this kid in...

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Ryan Tannehill's Pro Day- every throw! Enough talk... Let's actually take a look at this kid in action. Yeah it is a scripted workout... but 65 of 68 apparently... not bad. I only saw 2 that he didn't make... one was a bad throw.. the other one might have been a little too hard... but then again there are some that will say the WR should have caught it because it hit him in the hands... It was a better pass than most of Chad Henne's passes...

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At this point... what would it take to get Drew Brees?

He might not even sign the tender this year... if you were him.. would you sign it? What would we need to trade to make a play for him? And what would his contract look like? Just throwing it...

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Is it too late for us to do "Hard Knocks" this year...

I would love to get a view of things inside the locker room and front office too if possible... I think it would be really entertaining... If Jeff Ireland is serious about changing the fans'...

GET OFF ME REVIS!!!

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GET OFF ME REVIS!!!

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My revised Ideal Offseason: Part 1- Free Agency w/ draft primer

ADDRESS QB- We could do this a number of ways. Below is my list in order of how I would address this problem. 1.) We could go after Peyton Manning assuming he is healthy this would be my...

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So if you were hoping to switch to a 4-3

hate to burst your bubble but the hiring of Philbin makes this less likely. Whether the new DC comes from Miami or Green Bay they both have one thing in common. Both teams run a 3-4 defense,...

My reaction if we don't get a franchise QB in the draft... again...(please get us Andrew Luck or...

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My reaction if we don't get a franchise QB in the draft... again...(please get us Andrew Luck or RG3 Mr. Ross)
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Why Soliai Sucks *BONUS* 3-4 vs. 4-3 DEFENSE

I just wanted to star out this post by pointing out what an elite NT looks like. See 2 examples below. I might add more later... Vince Wilfork

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So is anyone a little curious...

Which pick did we trade to New Orleans for Reggie Bush?

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My ideal offseason (UPDATED)

1.) ADDRESS HEAD COACH- the first thing I would do is hire Rob Chudzinski as head coach. I would like to keep Daboll as OC and Mike Nolan as DC, but if he likes someone else better, I would be ok...

As upset as I am that we will not be improving our place in the draft order by losing...

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I am still glad that we beat the Jets. I am glad that we will get to see posts like this in the offseason from Jets fans... and that is really what football is all about right?

ESPN Playoff machine

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So I was playing around with ESPN playoff machine to see if it was possible in some scenario for the Dolphins to make the playoffs. It would require some key wins by the Colts and the Rams along with some teams collapsing... but it is still statistically possible...

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So now that we are not going to get the first pick...

It has been almost 13 years now since #13 retired. Its time to start the rumor mill.. The Dolphins drafted Marino with the 27th pick in the draft after Marino dropped "after a subpar senior season...

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Sage Rosenfels? Are you kidding me??

I feel like we have been here before already. Last week I was making bold predictions about our defense letting the Chargers convert on 3rd and long, and now this? Wake me up when we draft a...

SUCK FOR LUCK!! Have you had your Andrew Luck fix today?

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SUCK FOR LUCK!! Have you had your Andrew Luck fix today?

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after watching the game today... I have to say that we did not get any pressure on Brady...

But that was because Wake was held the whole game. I can't believe I was the only one to see it ... On every big run or big pass play it seemed that you could see it in the replay that Wake was...

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My Fantasy Team/ Week 1

QB Chad Henne (Mia - QB) RB Chris Johnson (Ten - RB) RB Arian Foster (Hou - RB) W/T Brandon Lloyd (Den - WR) W/T Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR) W/T Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) W/T Anthony Fasano...

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What can we do to fix our O-line?

Is there anyone out there, or anyone that might be cuts down to 53 from 90 that we can grab? We really really need to do something .. we can't make it through the season with a bunch of warm...

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