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Jean Shorts Torture

  • joined Oct 09, 2010
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
  • posts 2
  • comments 289

Impossibly obnoxious Gator fan raised deep in enemy territory. Actually pretty reasonable on non-game days and following wins. Can be completely out of line during games and after losses.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NCAAF Florida Gators
  • NCAAB Florida Gators
  • NFL Jacksonville Jaguars
Recent Activity
Burton was so, so raw out of high school.
Commented on Florida Gators projected depth chart: The return of Jeff Driskel and restoration of health on Aug 20 2014, 3:54p
If so, it's only Idaho.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 29: Saturdays in The Swamp on Aug 20 2014, 3:51p
This is a real problem.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 29: Saturdays in The Swamp on Aug 20 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
Fireworks don't phase him.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 29: Saturdays in The Swamp on Aug 20 2014, 12:11p
You're probably right.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 29: Saturdays in The Swamp on Aug 20 2014, 12:10p - 3 replies
Whattup, Jacksonville.
Commented on Washington Huskies launch naval sailgating offensive against Tennessee on Aug 19 2014, 4:41p
My tickets came in the mail! My tickets came in the mail!
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 29: Saturdays in The Swamp on Aug 19 2014, 4:13p - 2 replies
Cola wars?
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 18 2014, 12:10p
And kudos for using the new logo.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 14 2014, 4:53p - 1 reply
Wuttup.
Commented on GATOR WARDROBE ESSENTIALS on Aug 13 2014, 1:58p
Florida has been bad enough
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 13 2014, 1:36p
The other half of my argument, you may not like as much.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 13 2014, 1:32p - 3 replies
I do.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 13 2014, 1:27p - 1 reply
I mean,
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 13 2014, 1:16p - 2 replies
But is it really a WLOCP
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 13 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Yes, but
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 13 2014, 1:12p - 1 reply
Obviously.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 13 2014, 1:10p
Correction.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 12 2014, 3:39p - 1 reply
Never forget.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 12 2014, 3:34p
It's remarkably similar.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 12 2014, 3:34p - 3 replies
Washington. Washington.
Commented on FUN HISTORICAL NOTES OF NOTE: GEORGIA AND GEORGIA TECH GET STABBY on Aug 12 2014, 3:04p
Florida plays a hard schedule every year.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 12 2014, 2:53p
Um, yeah?
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 12 2014, 2:50p - 1 reply
Fact: Will Muschamp has never beaten Florida.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 12 2014, 2:45p - 2 replies
Your estimates are pretty close.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 12 2014, 2:37p - 1 reply
The transformation is happening before your eyes.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 34: 34-22-2 on Aug 12 2014, 2:20p - 2 replies
.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 35: 35 and whoa on Aug 11 2014, 4:01p - 1 reply
HEY HEY HEY
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 11 2014, 3:34p
No.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 11 2014, 3:16p
Muschamp should not be permitted on the team charter if
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 11 2014, 2:52p - 1 reply
THIS.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 11 2014, 2:47p - 2 replies
This is why I'm looking forward the the "scheme change" on offense.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 35: 35 and whoa on Aug 11 2014, 2:19p
To answer your question, no.
Commented on The big 2014 Florida football guide: From beautifully ugly to ugly on Aug 11 2014, 1:06p - 1 reply
Was going to say "in the stadium."
Commented on What would be on your UF bucket list? on Aug 8 2014, 11:40a
Yes always clean up after yourself.
Commented on What would be on your UF bucket list? on Aug 8 2014, 11:38a
YEP.
Commented on Vernon Hargreaves III injury: Gators' star CB suffers bone bruise, will be day-to-day on Aug 8 2014, 10:55a
How do you twist a knee?
Commented on Vernon Hargreaves III injury: Gators' star CB suffers bone bruise, will be day-to-day on Aug 8 2014, 10:51a
Never say no to a road trip.
Commented on What would be on your UF bucket list? on Aug 7 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
Ginnie Springs
Commented on What would be on your UF bucket list? on Aug 7 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
We must me onto something!
Commented on What would be on your UF bucket list? on Aug 7 2014, 3:25p - 2 replies
Sneak onto the field at night.
Commented on What would be on your UF bucket list? on Aug 7 2014, 3:21p - 3 replies
I was told there would be tortilla-throwing following the 1995 SEC Championship.
Commented on ASU's Sun Devil Stadium bans tortillas on Aug 7 2014, 3:15p
What the hayel does it mean?
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 36: Florida is hale on Aug 7 2014, 2:44p
This is true.
Commented on Chomping at Bits: Will Muschamp likes rule change, Debose and Driskel are ready on Aug 7 2014, 12:03p
The Braves most definitely stole it from FSU when Dieon showed up.
Commented on Chomping at Bits: Will Muschamp likes rule change, Debose and Driskel are ready on Aug 7 2014, 12:01p
It's the worst.
Commented on Chomping at Bits: Will Muschamp likes rule change, Debose and Driskel are ready on Aug 7 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
The logo is a legit minor league baseball team.
Commented on Chomping at Bits: Will Muschamp likes rule change, Debose and Driskel are ready on Aug 7 2014, 11:58a - 2 replies
The chop isn't going anywhere at FSU, but it needs to die in Atlanta.
Commented on Chomping at Bits: Will Muschamp likes rule change, Debose and Driskel are ready on Aug 6 2014, 5:30p - 1 reply
Since nobody asked, here's my two cents:
Commented on Chomping at Bits: Will Muschamp likes rule change, Debose and Driskel are ready on Aug 6 2014, 1:55p - 3 replies
MLB thinks Jacksonville is part of the Rays/Marlins market.
Commented on DirecTV will carry SEC Network from launch, ESPN and SEC announce on Aug 6 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
It can succeed and cable can still fail.
Commented on DirecTV will carry SEC Network from launch, ESPN and SEC announce on Aug 6 2014, 1:46p - 1 reply
GUY. PRETTY.
Commented on What SEC coaches are saying about Florida on Aug 6 2014, 1:41p
Florida led the 1996 Fiesta Bowl 3-0.
Commented on DO WE LIKE THIS: THE FIELD GOAL on Aug 5 2014, 4:26p
See, you guys?
Commented on Florida's Poll Position: Gators unranked in 2014 preseason USA TODAY Coaches Poll on Aug 1 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
I reject the notion that we should lower expectations.
Commented on Florida's Poll Position: Gators unranked in 2014 preseason USA TODAY Coaches Poll on Jul 31 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
I think so.
Commented on Florida's Poll Position: Gators unranked in 2014 preseason USA TODAY Coaches Poll on Jul 31 2014, 4:56p - 3 replies
Hopefully.
Commented on Florida's Poll Position: Gators unranked in 2014 preseason USA TODAY Coaches Poll on Jul 31 2014, 2:07p - 2 replies
Really?
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 31 2014, 10:28a - 1 reply
Yeah we're gonna open our conference schedule in Tuscaloosa this year.
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 31 2014, 10:24a
That would explain the cozy relationship between Urban Meyer and Florida media.
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 31 2014, 10:21a
Yeah the optics aren't great.
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 30 2014, 4:57p - 2 replies
Yeah and it makes me physically ill.
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 30 2014, 4:50p
Agreed.
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 30 2014, 4:49p
Just being on the UF beat doesn't make one a UF homer,
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 30 2014, 4:37p - 5 replies
Is the reporter's city of residence really important?
Commented on Jameis Winston, squirrel hunter: The important stuff and some Florida State laughs on Jul 30 2014, 4:23p - 3 replies
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Joined on Jul 30 2014, 4:17p
Find?
Commented on Report: Texas Longhorns in talks for home-and-home with Florida Gators on Jul 28 2014, 11:29a
Burnt Orange Nation
Joined on Jul 28 2014, 11:27a
We should be everyone by three touchdowns.
Commented on Florida's 48 for 2014, No. 41: 41 points, and the Gators' last three and out on Jul 23 2014, 2:20p - 1 reply
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