Jeff Newman

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Late comeback falls short against Grizz


The Washington Wizards almost overcame a game marked by lackluster defense and sloppy offense, but a barrage of threes in the closing minutes wasn't enough to prevent a 110-104 loss to the Memphis Grizzlies.

Magical Pixels: All hail Lord Athreeza!!


Trevor Ariza went bonkers Saturday as the Wizards defeated the 76ers, 122-103, for their sixth-straight win. Oh, and Allen Iverson had his jersey retired. The internet noticed.

Magical Pixels: Goodness, what a game


In the best basketball game any of us have seen in some time, the Wizards avoided a season sweep at the hands of the Raptors with a 134-129 triple-overtime win that saw John Wall dominate down the stretch.

Magical Pixels: Missing Nene, starters step up


Playing their first game since learning Nene would miss six weeks with an knee sprain, the Wizards didn't get much production from the Big Brazilian's replacements, but they didn't need it to soundly defeat the Magic, 115-106.

Magical Pixels: Time to #Pray4Nene


The Wizards defeated the Cavaliers soundly, 96-83, for their third-straight win Sunday, but they might have suffered an even bigger loss when Nene went down in the third quarter with an apparent knee injury.

Magical Pixels: To Nene Be The Glory


Nene loves to pray to God. We love to pray to Nene.

Magical Pixels: ATHREEEEEZA Edition


The Wizards won last night, but did you hear? TREVOR ARIZA MADE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG THREE!!

Magical Pixels: Ejection followed by rejection


Randy Wittman's ejections seemed to breath a little life into his team, but it was far too little too late as the Washington Wizards got walloped at home by the Toronto Raptors for the second time this season.

Magical Pixels: Give James Harden an Oscar


Because he's really good at flopping, you see.

Magical Pixels: Beal almost wins by himself


He tried, but Bradley Beal was unable to single-handedly defeat the Memphis Grizzlies as the Washington Wizards fell back below .500 with a lazy 92-89 road loss.

Magical Pixels: Wizards get bounce-back win


John Wall didn't have his best game, but his teammates had his back in a solid 93-84 win over the Sacramento Kings that got the Washington Wizards back to .500 for the ninth time this season.

Wittman: 'We're not a good team'


After his team's latest dispiriting loss, Washington Wizards coach Randy Wittman said he has" to try something different" to get his players to take every game seriously.

Magical Pixels: That was bad


We thought the Washington Wizards might have turned the corner over the past couple weeks. Silly us.

Magical Pixels: Streak continues in cruel fashion


Can you think of a more #SoWizards way to drop back to .500 and continue an eight-year losing streak?

Magical Pixels: Now we can believe in miracles


The Washington Wizards are 24-23, so beware of earthquakes, locusts, raining frogs, etc.

Wiz finally go over .500, top Blazers, 100-90


Fueled by their breathless, scrambling defense, the Washington Wizards finally eclispsed .500 with a 100-90 win over the Portland Trail Blazers.

Magical Pixels: For one day, Wall > Durant


The Washington Wizards' All Star outplayed the Oklahoma City Thunder's MVP candidate in a huge 96-81 win.

Magical Pixels: Wiz lose to the free throw line


"Look ref, I'll even tell my guys to start hacking, if you could please call a foul on the other team for once."

Magical Pixels: Wiz win, because why not?


Henry Jekyll must have been a Wizards fan.

Magical Pixels: Wizards done Wizarded


Alright, this ".500?" shtick was cute, but seriously.

Magical Pixels: Pulling out a much-needed win


So what's their record now? Wait...not gonna fall for that one again.

Magical Pixels: At a loss? So is Randy Wittman.


They Wizards botched ANOTHER chance at a winning record against the Celtics. Is Washington just building up to the most elaborate April Fools trick ever or something?

Magical Pixels: Riding the .500 seesaw


Man, this team loves being average.

Magical Pixels: Don't tell them they're .500?


Apparently this team just can't deal with the notion of being a winning club.

Magical Pixels: Back to .500


John Wall led the Wizards back to .500 with a 96-93 home win Friday over the Bulls. Feels like we've already read this script a couple times this season...

Magical Pixels: Is this life?


The Washington Wizards beat the defending-champion Miami Heat last night in convincing fashion, building a 34-point lead before holding on for a 114-97 win. The internet noticed.

Magical Pixels: Getting right away from D.C.


There's no place like the road.

Magical Pixels: Crazy comeback outdone by...rain??


An NBA game was delayed by rain. Like, from clouds.

Magical Pixels: Setting the NBA back a century


Might as well have been playing with peach baskets last night.

Magical Pixels: Jan Vesely Edition


The Washington Wizards played awesome for three quarters yesterday and withstood a late run from the New Orleans Pelicans to hang onto the win, but all that really matters was JAN VESELY.

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