Jeff Newman

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Magical Pixels: Same ol' song and dance


Stop us if you've heard this before: The Wizards' bench lost them a game.

Wizards Wrap: Finding Vesely


In today's Wrap, everyone finally concludes #Airwolf is better than #SeraphinLife, and Otto Porter lives up to his reputation as the most boring interview in town.

Wizards Wrap: Blaming Wall


The Washington Wizards are off to another terrible start, but how much is their franchise point guard to blame?

Magical Pixels: Boy, that escalated quickly


I mean that really got out of hand, fast.

Magical Pixels: Well, Ariza showed up


The Washington Wizards lost to the Dallas Mavericks on the road last night. Trevor Ariza led the Wizards with a game-high 27 points. These things might be related.

Letting the starters in

Last week the Washington Wizards were winless and either locked out or merely given a guest pass to the Palace of Good Play. Two wins and a nerve-wracking overtime loss to a championship contender later, and we're finally ready to hand out some Gold

Magical Pixels: Don't say moral victory


There's no moral victories in basketball!!

Nene and Gortat: A fun duo


Nene and Marcin Gortat were both enthused by the trade that sent the latter to Washington days before the 2013-14 season began, and the frontcourt duo has proven formidable since the former's reinsertion into the starting lineup.

Wizards Wrap: Lovin' the 3-ball


Early into the 2013-14 season, the Washington Wizards rank among the NBA's leaders in attempted and made three pointers. So we aren't going crazy.

Magical Pixels: A WIN!!!


Every time the Wizards win, a tweet gets its wings.

Nobody gets a key

That's right. We're bringing back the Palace of Good Play, just in time to tell the Washington Wizards that none of them are allowed inside until they win a damn game.

Magical Pixels: Wiz bullied by defending champs


For a second, it looked like Nene might play, and the Wizards hung around long enough to give fans a glimmer of hope against the Heat. But in the end, there were no surprises en route to a 103-93 loss and 0-3 start to the season.

Winless Wiz trampled by Heat


The final score might not look that horrible, but the Washington Wizards never stood a chance as bad defense, turnovers and generally sloppy play led to a 103-93 steamrolling against the defending-champion Miami Heat.

Magical Pixels: Fast starts and F-bombs


John Wall got off to a blazing start against the Sixers, but a lifeless second half doomed the Wizards to a 109-102 loss. Randy Wittman dropped a postgame F-bomb, and the internet gave up on #playoffs.

Wizards Wrap: A bright future


Anticipation is growing over what John Wall and Bradley Beal could accomplish together.

Magical Pixels: Ariza's career night wasted


Trevor Ariza was the Wizards' best player last night. Sounds like a recipe for success.

Wizards Wrap: Gilbert Arenas knows he's rich


BREAKING NEWS: Gilbert Arenas has more money than you.

Wizards Wrap: We're super cereal


We delve deeper in to the most important story to ever come out of Verizon Center: The Washington Wizards' choices for breakfast cereal.

Magical Pixels: Melo > nostalgia


The Wizards franchise returned to Baltimore and were technically the "home" team in their 98-89 preseason loss to the Knicks, but you wouldn't have known it thanks to the support received by a certain hometown star.

Magical Pixels: Beal goes off against Heat


With 29 points on 10-of-15 shooting, Bradley Beal was feeling it last night in a 10-82 preseason win over the Miami Heat.

Magical Pixels: Brazil is kind of a jerk


Nene has never been shy about how much he adores his home country, but judging from the mean-spirited boos he received from the Brazilian crowd during the Wizards' 83-81 preseason loss to the Bulls in Rio, the feeling isn't mutual.

Bulls vs. Wiz: Starters sluggish in 83-81 loss


The Washington Wizards fall to 0-2 in the preseason with a 83-81 loss to the Chicago Bulls, as the starters take their vacation to Brazil off, leaving it to the bench to make things competitive in the end.

Wizards Wrap: Classy


Otto Porter might be sidelined with a hip flexor injury, but that's not keeping him from being an amazing human being.

MAGICAL PIXELS: D.C. couldn't watch the Wiz lose


The Wizards lost to the Nets, 111-106, in their preseason opener Tuesday, but D.C. fans weren't allowed to watch. Thank you, NBA.

Wizards Wrap: Stop it with the injuries!


Is there anything more #SoWizards than a series of nagging preseason injuries?

Wizards Wrap: IT'S MEDIA DAY!!


Sorry, we bloggers get a little too excited about this stuff.

Tracking the Redskins 53-man roster cuts


Hogs Haven will be keeping track all weekend as news breaks of the who made the final 53-man roster for the Washington Redskins.

3 Wizards make SB Nation's 2017 Top 100


SB Nation NBA projects that three Wizards will be among the NBA's best 100 players by the year 2017. How do the Wizards' young stars stack up with the rest of the league's?

Experts like the Wizards' draft

"The Wizards did a great job in the 2013 NBA Draft." - Everyone

Meet Victor Oladipo

Our series of NBA Draft profiles continues with a look at Indiana's Victor Oladipo. The DeMatha alumnus is one of the draft's most athletic and hardworking players, but does he fit with the Wizards current roster?

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